THis is one of my best yet!!!

although i am upset i didnt remember about the toblerone!!

goatsong99: you grabebd a giant toblerone in walmart and dramatically anounced you would make love to it... in front of some kid and his mom lol
cacowchik_99: haa haa
cacowchik_99: i wish i would have remembered that
goatsong99: it was great!




haa haa read and learn (ok so i just like to talk about me)



1. Are you in a relationship?
i am in all kinda of relationships, family friends, stalkers...

2. If no, would you like to be? If yes, would you like not to be?
well the stalking gets a little tricky at times...

3. How often do you visit your MySpace profile?
all day, while i pretend to work

4. What is your favorite candy bar?
skor! or the Big Kat u know the one giant kit kat thing. yeah those are good.

5. What are your favorite shoes?
shoes? who wears shoes?

6. Have you ever tripped going up steps?
who hasnt? i tripped going down a ramp for wheelchars! that took skill there!!!

7. Do you have a vacation planned for this summer yet?
at some point Pismo, my horse will beat the bike dammit!!!!! and other than that little jaunts here and there

8. Would you bungee jump?
i dont think so

9. Do you own a Fallout Boy CD?
aske me in a month or two and i just might

10. Do you like amusement parks?
which one? they are all quite ammusing!!

11. Do you ride rollercoasters?
some, nothing crazy like X or the other blue and green new one

12. What is your current favorite CD?
um... that is up for debate everyday, right now "michael buble", or .... thinking ..... "Veggietunes 2" it has a lot of the good songs, "Silly songs with Larry" also very good!!

13. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
i can't i have a short tongue and a small nose for that matter!

14. When was the last time you were in the ocean?
end of may time

15. Do you like beer?
if it goes in the same color it comes out i cant drink it

16. Would you kiss someone of the same sex?
it is possible, my dogs are girls! so are my horsies!!

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
i am not embarassed i embrace my teeny-bopper side!! Rock on britney spears and the best of boy bands!!! Rock on!!!

18. Are you sarcastic?
ME?? NO!!!!! i am as straight laced as .... well shoe laces!!!!

19. Is there anything you wait for every summer?
the warm weather? i just get so excited when it gets to 115 degrees!!! and 80 degrees at night!!

20. In your opinion, what is the best summer smell?
sweat, that rocks!! and that feeling when u are all sweaty and there is a 2 inch layer of dust mixed in on your skin!! nothing beats that!!!

21. Socks and sandals?
this is in my blood i cant help it

22. Who was the last person to go to the movies with you?
hooligan and scott and michelle

23. What's one thing you really hope to do this summer?
actually go to pismo and not just talk about it. and beat Eddy and his stupid 250!! ha

24. Do you like to go Mini-Golfing?
i am not allowed, they wont take me anymore.

25. Are you moving this summer?
i wish. i just might, who knows i am a nomad or just plain mad

26. Are you going to be starting a new job this summer?
nope i dont think so.

27. Have you ever slapped someone?
um.... my mind went to the dirty place. i am not answering this

28. Do you get poison ivy?
if u touch it u will, so dont pee in a bush with three-pronged leaves!! it will be very unpleasnt

29. Do you plan on going camping this summer?
i hope so, it has been too long!!!!! i miss all the bugs and the bumpy rocky ground!!

30. What was the last restaurant you ate at?
Claim jumpers, i am boycotting them!!!! at least the one in northridge!! 2 times i have eaten there and 2 times it has been not that good, but at least today i didnt get sick! although we did have to pay this time.

31. Favorite pizza topping?
olives and pineapples yummmmmm

32. Pants or shorts?
pants u will be blind if i wear shorts!!

33. Do play any sports?
horsey ones, and i try to be a dirt bike rider but only when someone is out there to catch me when i stop so i dont dump the bike

34. Do you use Chapstick?
only about every 5 min, the lips must stay soft u never know who u'll be kissing or when!!

35. What were the last 3 movies you watched?
um.. the break-up, see no evil, um... in her shoes at home on my crying day

36. Are you currently fighting with anyone?
um not fighting... persay because u have to talk to be fighting!

37. Are you too forgiving?
way... why, i dont know

38. How many pets do you have?
a lot, lemme count......10 i hope i didnt forget anyone

39. Do you own clothing from Hot Topic?
i do, and earings, and ... i dunno what else

40. What is your favorite breakfast?
the kind u eat! fries and gravy from crazy ottos!! yummm but only after 10!! u cant get fries earlier than that!!!

41. Where was the last place you drove?
home, i drove home

43. Where will you be in 24 hours?
hopefully asleep

44. What did you do 3 nights ago?
what day was that? sat night? i stayed up till 3 in the morning talking to poop about the porsche she drove, and was being drunk dialed every few hours

45. When was the last time you went to a fancy restaurant?
define fancy......

46. What was the last thing you bought?
um.... gas? i paid my phone bill that was sad

47. Have you ever been in a forein country?
korea,canada,mexico

48. Anywhere you want to go?
to the fun place!! where that is i am not sure....

49. What's the farthest you've ever traveled from home.
korea would have to be the winner that is FAR FAR away

50. What have you done today?
um. fed my lizards, gave the dog medicine, went to work,came home, fed the horses, walked the dogs, gave the dog medicine, and now i am doing a survey!

51. Do you own something from a head/sex shop?
it is pink. b.o.b haa haa his name is BOB!!!!!

52. Are you thinking of someone right now?
i am talking to poop and hemingway man so them?? i guess oh and a murman! yeah apprantly he is good at stories??

53. Have you ever thrown something out of a moving car?
I have, but too early it didnt hit the target that needed it

54. Do you smoke cigarettes?
only when i drink, now and then, ... yeah the song u know

55. Would you date someone who smoked cigarettes?
i have, um yeah..... i got nothin else for this one

56. Are you happy with your life right now?
the past 2 days NO, actually pretty crappy!!

57. What's the last thing you ate?
um, a cheese panini

58. What's the next place you have to go?
to my bed, it is lonley

59. How many hours do you usually sleep per night?
not enough on average about 4, yeah i lost my funny!

60. What's the next important date on your calendar?
um.. today! my bro's b-day (well technically it was yesterady now 27th)

61. Who last called you?
Hooligan, he was bieng weird

62. McDonald's or Burger King?
mc donalds, yummy cheese biscuit!!

63. Who last text messaged you?
hooligan, oh no wait the phone co telling me i paid my bill! how nice right???

64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
i would have to say.......... this is a tough one now....... my mother? i havent talked to my dad in at least 5 years

65. Do you like to quote things?
sometimes, ok no not really- other than myself , i am DAM funny!!

66. Are you afraid of the dark?
i WILL NOT go into a dark bathroom, i just cant. it really freaks me out.

67. Do you exercise regularly?
um not really i dont think so anyway, some would say yes

68. What is the most expensive thing you ever bought?
my saddle?

69. What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping!! yeah y am i not u ask?? because these are like crack to me!!

Hopefully it will be a real blog (it is a giant rambling paragraph)

So sat I was home, I shaved my dog, poop made me help her and her mom get the dogs microchipped at the pound, amazingly there was No line. ACB was there so we chatted and yeah we saw melly on the side of the road guarding Dirt! yes that's right dirt! for some ungodly amount of hours in the HEAT poor girl. We stopped by there chatted with her, got her a bag of ice, and some water then we left, hungry we went to ihop. Where I asked the nice waitress if I could have a small amount of hollandaise sauce to taste it. It is good! Tastes really buttery. So of course right when we sit down to eat Hooligan calls to tell me he is at home now. (I had been pestering him all day about going down there) so he had to wait hee hee. So we ate, I left she met up with some of her friends. So I get to His house and he is being retarded. Funny retarded. So then we go to his friends house and yeah there we sit. Michelle and I go to save-on to look for board games. I get a phone call they want a dart board. We are at save on! Luckily for them I found one. A magnet one. That is all they get! No sharp pointy things for them!. So yeah a lot of doing nothing . I halfway learned to play dominos.. So yeah then more friends popped by, long story short, the boys learned magnetic darts stick to the hood and rook of hooligans truck from across the street. Yeah.. Well at 3 we finally left and I was informed I was staying the night (no argument from me)and so we slept for maybe two hours? Night was good morning was better! I left, he got ready to go to grandpa's. I dint think I would hear from him the rest of the day but strangely I did. Kind of a lot. Nice! hee hee then I get random texts from a strange number turns out to be Erin (poop's friend) trying to be funny Haa haa. Yeah.. It was a pretty good day, I caught up on all my Inked, watched pretty much every season finale I had on TiVo. And cried. I watched gray's again,ER,Everwood again, and watched the Movie in her shoes. And cried. So I was watching Gray's and was wondering is it normal to cry more about the Dog than the guy? I did. So a lot of crying and "me" time on sun very nice! Good conversations with hooligan. Good day. hee hee. So mon back to the grind, boring boring, Jess wasn't in she went to Catalina with her Eddy and her mom. So while she was gone I realized she has a bit of a communication problem as both bossman and I looked like idiots a couple times. So yeah. They didn't get back till way late. So I didn't get to go to my own house. This is rambling on. So far today I discovered my phone wasn't receiving texts so had to sit on the phone forever with Verizon while they tried to fix it. So far it is fixed now. Filipino crakker man is weird. He wants to pinch my cheeks/ y I dunno. He has once already. And now he is threatining to take me to all the lunches he does so he can get them for free. Yeah.... That has been my day so far nothing exciting....

this week i am a bad blogger, this was my rough outline but i was told to post like this so here it is...

sun: rode the 400 by myself!! that is all i remember

mon: work Big bike agaiN!! spur with mr moon, hooligan calling late :)

tue: work, out with poop,started the big bike myself!!!,Hooligan laughing at me!! hee hee mr moon being stupid,

wed: work, ride, poop, haa haa HOoligan at friends, let me know friend wants to meet me. wierd since more than friend like family, known forever, kinda odd. good scary

thur: work, ride, rattlesnake! mr moon scary feelings.

Fri: work, boring, went home, talked to hooligan went to bed

so i assume this whole week things have been good with hooligan, i know the yesterday they were good and the day before that, since i can't remember anything bad happeneing. poor guy. hee hee.. but sadly i dont get to see him this week. sun being dad's day and all he has to go with his family to grandpa's house. :( so no pamping for me what a sad week.:(

funny stuff...

TO TELL IF YOUR A RIDER, READ THESE JOKES!!

1. You maintain three stages of jeans before they actually enter the laundry: Jeans with horse sweat and grime only on the hemline (suitable to wear out to dinner); jeans with sweat stains on the calf and slobber below the knee (okay to wear to grocery store, but not to the bank); jeans with neatsfoot oil dribbled down the front of one leg, hole stabbed near ankle from wayward spur and frayed pockets where your underwear nearly shows through (not fit for public viewing, but perfect for one more ride).

2. You realize that your everyday language is peppered with with words like, "whoa," "get up!" "over," and and you find yourself uttering clucking sounds to the people in front of you at the checkout line.

3. Your horse's board bill is higher than your rent/mortgage.

4. Your able to save money on disposable razors because the hair on the
inside of your calves is perpetually rubbed off.

5. What exactly is fine jewlery anyway? All of your rings are misshapen, flattened on one side side from where rein presses against your finger.

6. When people ask how your significant other is, you think they're talking about your horse

7. You tentatively agree to attend family functions such as reunions and weddings only after checking your social calendar (i.e., making sure there's no conflict with any horse show dates.)

8. People often don't reconize you you when you clean up for the above mentioned unmounted events...they so rarely see you out of jeans or breeches.


9. You spend half an hour at the hair dresser's, discussing your coiffer so that it fits under your safety helmet.

10. Actually, you spend more time on your horse's hair than your own.

11. "Inside leg! Inside leg!" You find yourself urging your car to change leads around a turn.

12. Through attrition, your silky lingerie is slowly being replaced by cotton sports bras with all the comforts of a boa constrictor.

13. Your car has become a rolling tack room, filled with old boots, saddle pads to be taken home and washed and bits of hay. You forget what color it really is under that ever-present layer of barn dust.

14. "My other car is a horse," and you much prefer the single horsepower,hayburning transport.

15. At any given holiday, relitives make misguided attempts at buying gifts that they think reflect your joy of riding: glitzy belt buckles, funky
cowboy hats, and any sort of paperback book or video that has o horse on it's cover or metioned in it's title. (You have nine copys of The Horse Whisperer).

16. You have more pictures of your horse than you do of your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend

17. You are constantly sore from falling off that damn horse you took to train

How Asian Are You? 70 is that %??

How Asian Are You?


[] Your car has at least one sticker on it saying "powered by __" or "__ racing"
[x] You can name 3 movies with Jackie Chan that don't have Chris Tucker or Owen Wilson
[x] You can eat with Chopsticks
[x] You can cook with Chopsticks
[x] You take your shoes off when you go in your house
[x] You've worn socks with sandals ( i do this more than i like to admit)
[] You took, are taking, or teach some sort of martial art
[x] You know how to pronounce "Pho" (hhaa haaaa, my favorite)
[x] You know the real name of "the red sauce" (there are several)
[x] You've eaten rice for breakfast (and lunch and dinner)
[] You've never owned an american made car
[x] You're shorter than 5'10" if you're a guy, 5'5" if you're a girl
[] You're good at math
[x] Someone in your family owns a restaurant (my uncle used to)
[] You like to sing karaoke
[] Two words: heineken and hennessey
[] You know the rules to Pai Gow
[x] You think Margaret Cho is funny ( hillarious)
[] Your grandparents are over the age of 90.
[x] You work at a business your family owns and you don't get paid for it. (i did for a summer)
[x] You don't like to eat at P.F. Chang's cause it's not "real" chinese food (same with panda express)
[x] You've eaten spam, and you like it (i used to as a kid)


Now take how many X's you put and multiply it by 5...Then post sayin "How Asian are you?

Notice that it is possible to receive 110% because REAL Asians always give 110%.

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The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your favorite..
gum: cinnamon, i only chew cinnamon
restaurant: anything that serves pasta, with pesto
drink: Iced tea
type of weather: warm
emotion: my creative funks i get in
thing to do on a half day: ride
late-night activity: hee hee....
sport: horses
city: up north
store: the tack store

When was the last time you..

cried: a couple weeks ago
played a sport: i rode the dirtbikes last night
laughed: last night
hugged someone: yesterday
kissed someone: hee hee yesterday shhhhh
felt depressed: this morning
felt elated: last week
felt overworked: a while, i havent overworked here, so since March!
faked sick: haa haa a few weeks ago, faked hangovers
lied: last night

What was the last..

word you said: hold on
thing you ate: Subway
song you listened to: The Fray How to save a life
thing you drank: Lemonade
place you went to: Work
movie you saw: See no Evil
movie you rented: i don't rent
concert you attended: wow sugarland a while ago i think last year

Who was the last person you..
hugged: mr moon
cried over: yeah.....
kissed: um yeah....
danced with: myself
shared a secret with: Poop
had a sleepover with: hee hee Hooligan
called: i called Hooligan last night, called me mr moon this morning
went to a movie with: Hooligan,scott,michelle,doofus
saw: Jess
were angry with: Mr moon
couldn't take your eyes off of: Hooligan!!
obsessed over: yeah... i try to not do that

Have you ever..
danced in the rain: yup
kissed someone: yup
done drugs: back in high school pot like once
drank alcohol: yeah
slept around: no
partied 'til the sun came up: yeah
had a movie marathon: yeah
gone too far on a dare: no
spun until you were immensely dizzy: yeah
taken a survey quite like this before: yeah

haa haa

Take the quiz:
Which Barbie Are You?

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A dainty quiet brunnette, those overbearing male chauvenist pigs are always attracted to you. Little do they know what justice has in store for them. Roundhouse kicks and pressure-point strikes. Kung fu Barbie kicks some ass.

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Trailer Park Barbie
You smoke, you drink, you fart, you belch, and you rarely shower. You don't know what a toothbrush or a hairbrush look like. You like to hunt and fish but you must track down wind or your quary can smell you coming. Your second pickup is on blocks cuz your waiting on a camshaft, but your first truck is a bondo-primer masterpeice that can handle any dirt road you take to pick up more chewin tobacco and cheap beer. The wipers don't work but that's why you saved all your old flannels.

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girl confessions

Name: ALix
I sleep naked: Depends
I wear pink: Not a lot
I've dyed my hair: I have
I've danced around in my underwear: everyday
I like(d) the Spice Girls: I did, still do I need to get their cd...
I wear makeup: if I am going out
I've snuck out to meet boys: hee hee I think I have
I keep a diary: I tried when I was like around 13
I love chocolate: only certain times
Chick flicks make me cry: I am a sap. But only if I am alone, I am weird and cant cry in front of others
I still need my girl time: "me" time
It takes me at least an hour to get ready: No way I got ready the other night in 15 min!
I still have sleep overs w/ my girls: I don't think I ever had sleepovers
I love doing my hair: putting it into a bun-like mop yes, I get bored, halfway through
My boyfriend's better than yours: TiVo will kik everyone's Ass
I've given a guy a fake number: me No, poop haa haa
I've been hit on in public: if u only knew
I've been called a slut: I think I have been called a lot of names that I am not even aware of
I love singing: Not publicly
I love dancing: Not publicly
I kill hoes: Um.....
My boobs are too big: um no
My boobs are too small: not this either
Football players are hot: Only Favre
I have my belly button pierced: I do
I have my tongue pierced: I do
I have a tattoo: I do
I have gotten suspended: I have
I have gotten arrested: no
I have had one big crush: um
I have dated a guy for his car: nope
I hate all of my ex's: nope
I have really close guy friends: I guess so, if I ever needed something they would be there
I have got out of a ticket before just by batting my eyes: Nope
I secretly jam out to Britney Spears: nope
I can not have enough shoes: it's true
I am secretly missing someone right now: I miss everyone! I am working! no fun!!
I have fallen for my best friend: That would be weird!

drinking games! the card one i was looking for!

Game #:

1. The Circle of Death

Items Needed: deck of cards

Lets say there are 4 people playing then you place 4 cards face down in a circle.

Then take whats left of the cards and make two more outer circles like so....

X X X

X X X

X X X X

X X X X

X X X X X

X X X X X X

X X X X X

X X X X X

X X X X

X X

X X

All cards should be face down. You start with the outer circle first. Now remember you can't go to the next circle until all the cards in the outer circle is completed. Now pick someone to go 1st. then go into a circle to the next player and so on. Each card has a meaning:

Cards 2,3,4,5,6,9,10 mean you drink your beer for that many seconds

Card 7 means you can pawn that many seconds on to some one else. For Ex. you can give 7 seconds to one person or divide the 7 seconds into 2 or more people (3 to one and 4 sec. to another).

Card 8 is what we call a waterfall. Everyone picks up there drinks and starts drinking @the same time. But you cant put your beer down til the person in front of you puts theres down. The person that picked this card has to put there drink down first. Now remember just because the person in front of you put theres down doesnt mean you have to right a way

Card J you pick a rule that goes throught the rest of the game. For Ex. you have to pop your collar before every drink. If you forget this rule and the person who choose this rule catches you, you have to drink for how ever seconds they say to. Now dont forget to pop your collar!!!

Card Q means you are allowed to remove your self from 1 rule. You are allowed to hold on to this card until you find a rule you dont want to obay. 1 "Q" card for each removed rule. So if you get 2 you can remove yourself from 2 rules and so on.

Card K you pick a category. For Ex. cars then go around the table and everyone has to name a type of car. If someone takes to long 10 sec. or greater or repeats what someone has already said, they are to drink for how ever many seconds the person who drew this card says

Card Ace goes the same way as Card K but its the alphabet. You pick a word from the alphabet and everyone has to say a word that starts with that letter

This is a good game to get the party started. You dont want to play once every one has been drinking cause then they wont consetrate on the game.

Remember follow the rules(card J) with each drink. that will get you every time. Discard each card into a pile that is picked up throughout the game. On the K and Ace card the person who picks it says a catergory and then starts the game. For Ex. if you draw and Ace card you say the letter B- ball and then go to the next person.

IMPORTANT: once you get to the middle circle the 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10 card double. 2=4, 10=20. Then in the inner circle it triples. 4=12, 7=21.

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2. Beer Pong

Items Needed: Ping Pong Ball, Plastic Red Pixie Cups

You can use a door or a ping pong table (we always took down the closet door and sat it on two chairs to make a table. The cups set up like this on the table. 6 @ each end.

O

O O

O O O









O O O

O O

O

Now fill each cup to the ridge @ the bottom. To where you dont have but this much beer in each cup ____



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Now get into teams of 2 people. You may also want a cup of water to the side in case the ball falls on the floor you can dip it into the cup of water for a quick rinse. Stand @ the end of the table and threw the ball trying to get it into one of the cup @ the opposite side of the table. If you make it the opposing team has to drink that cup of beer and remove it from the table. Take turns until someone is out of cups. The team with cups remaining is the WINNER!!!!!!!!!



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3. Drinking Dominoes

Items Needed: Dominoes

You play this game the same way that you play dominoes. Everytime you score the opponet has to drink for that many seconds. For Ex. if you score 10 pts. the opponent has to drink for 10 seconds. This is a fun game to play.

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I've had my share of parties. @ every party I've had we play these games and everyone loved it. It got to the point that we would wait for everyone to show and play these games in the order I gave you. That way we had less drama and more fun. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have any questions about any game or more Please message me



HAVE FUN

GET DRUNK

& PASS THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Why??

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors


2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face


3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????


4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?


5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?


6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin


7.can you teach a new dog old tricks


8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???


9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?


10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?


11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?


12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?


13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?


14. If u can't drink drive, y do u need a driver's license to buy liquor, y do bars have parkin lots?


15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?


16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume?


17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose


18.what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences


19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF


20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM


21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?


22.Why do they call it Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when they know the answer is going to be everyone?


23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?


24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?


25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?


26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldnt you be able to go anywhere you want?


27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?


28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?


29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?


30.stop looking its not in there


31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?


32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?


33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?


34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?


35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?


36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?


37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?


38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?


39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?


40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?


41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?


43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?


44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?


45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?


46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?


48.Can you cry under water?


49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ?


50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?

Slacker part II (part I is dated June 5th Check it out)

June 4th through June 11th

sun Sun was boring, lounging some more, went on a little jaunt with my horse in the evening, went home, Hooligan called at lie midnight I think, I was half asleep not particularly chatty he talked for a while then hung up with a weird tone, Strange I tried to call him back no answer, so I texted him, "r u ok?" I get "im fine don't worry about goodnight" really odd

Mon worked kinda, slacked Jess b-day good lunch. Capricios yummy pesto! no Hooligan all day

tue boring work, the funny guy was busy and not very entertaining, then bri bri calls and asks if we want to go out to the AV inn. so Poop and I go there I hesitantly due to prior awkwardness (sarge guy)so while we are waiting I text hooligan just checking if he was still alive or something, I get a odd one back so I call him and apparently since I wasn't chatty the other day that meant I was being weird and sounding like I was hiding something, then he went on about how it was confusing him because he was mad but we don't have a status technically so I dunno tried explaining I was sleeping but he was with buddies trying to be macho, so I got call you later. STUPID BOYS!!! so out drinking, called hooligan back on my way to denny's to say I was going home and we actually had a talk a real conversation minus sarcasm and smart assedness (well mostly) :)

Wed sleepy out till 2 am then working in the morning not a good idea, so I had to go out to dinner with a friend danny, this was potentially going to be awkward because of a prior incident (see my birthday) it was ok, except again I felt like a jerk because I had to rush and then be in Burbank by 8 to meet hooligan and his friends for dinner (go figure), so I make it! I actual beat him to his friends house, we go to hooters and I must say everytime I have gone in there not very impressed. our server and a voice like an elf who suked helium. yeah and tried to be cute by making a ketchsup smiley face that hooligan smooshed fries into. I made a ketchup heart which he also smushed MEAN!! so then we go to the movies they wanted to see the omen, but they are Whiners and couldn't deal with all the people so we switched tickets to see no evil. in theory this was a scary movie so I braced myself, no it is not! I was laughing and very confused and how u can still use your arms after a giant meat hook went through your shoulder and u were drug by it?? how does that work?? and how did this man become so HUGE?? and y were his eyes all wired?? was it from his crazy mother?? too much sin?? so I was busy thinking that and about how badly I had to pee, so the point is not scary! then went back to hooligans and I had the intentions of sleeping which I did but was woken up... so everytime it gets hotter and the 2nd round HOTTEST yet!! so yeah not much sleeping, got lucky in the morning too ; )

Thur woke up got lucky!! hee hee, went to work way early (no traffic), had a boring day. that was about it. Got a phone call from Mr moon but I don't remember anything about it!

Fri boring!! I got woken up first by Jess which is pretty normal then by another phone call from Mr Moon, again Not chatty when I am half asleep!! all I heard was horseshoer, something about oregon. I dunno said he would call later, then in the afternoon got some texts from hooligan, thinking he is a freestyle mx champion or something I dunno weirdo! so then later on I get more messages from him but never actually ended up speaking to him before he passed out. (hee hee) he says he doesn't do that.Oh yeah the highlight of my day was riding home on the streetbike!! yeah but it was with big Don juan and not eddy so it wasn't as fun and a tad scary since I didn't want to actually touch him and he is kind of jerky when he shifts and stops. but still fun.

Sat Jess had a lesson with Midnight at patty's so I took mini-me so Gail (midnights old owner) could help me with her ground manners. we did a lot and I saw a big improvement! so then we turn them out in the arena to roll which she rolled over like 4 times FYI, I hopped on her (note this is probably the 4th time she has ever been ridden) I am smart and get on bareback in a strange place with a halter. But she thinks she is a pro and walked around like a champ. So while doing al this the one time of the day I don't have my phone I miss calls from mr moon and hooligan both wierdos, Text hooligan back but he is at work so I don't expect a response, and mr moon doesn't answer, he calls me on the way home, going to Fresno to pick up a horse. so after we get home I go to my own home with the intent of taking the dogs to the lake only Jamie is fired and didn't call me back till almost 4. so I went home did stuff fed Boo the iguana poor guy was starving!and let me know he was mad and whipped me then put his head up and closed his eyes and was friendly again. Played with the dogs, dejected I need to shave poor flower because I am too lazy to brush her after she swims so she is matted. I got bored so I went back up to jess' on the way mr moon calls and I have nothing to say to boys today al ot of blank conversation, same when I talked to hooligan he was sick a lot of nothingess. So we tried to go out the the club thing in palmdale but it was PACKED!!!! so we never went in and came back to Acton which leads me to now! Blogging at 1 am!!

long survey

Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 1: 03 pm
full name: Alix Something Korean Cheese
nickname(s): Alix, Alex, Al, NEVER ALI
birthday: 5/27
where were you born: Los Angeles
zodiac sign: Gemini
height: 5'4”
weight: Something to heavy
hair color: Brownish/Blackish
eye color: Hazelish/brownish
shoe size: 7 1/2
ring size: 8.5 ( I have big fingers)
Skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): Freckles, semi tan in places
blood type: Dunno, I always forget to ask
grade: N/A
GPA: N/A
siblings: 1
tattoos: 1
piercings: EARS/BELLY BUTTON/TONGUE
hobbies: HORSEBACK RIDING, Riding my Hogs!! Pretty Much anything outside
favorite
color: Black, Silver
food: The kind u eat
candy: Reece's Pieces, chocolate
type of cheese: Jarlsberg DUH!!!
pizza topping: Pineapple, Blk Olives
salad dressing: Ranch
sandwich: Lettuce, mayo, swiss, on sourdough toast
cereal: Golden Grahams, Fruity Pebbles
fruit: Mangos, apples, all fruit basically
vegetable: Almost all vegetables, excepts for onions, peppers, tomatoes
berry: Most
cake: Chocolate with cream cheese frosting,
book: Stiff
movie: That Thing You Do!
magazine: I am bad!! I like the Gossip ones
newspaper: AV Press
TV show: Gray’s, ER, Scrubs, (they all seem to be medical shows!!)
website: MYSPACE (I am an addict)
radio station: KTPI or KIIS
font: The Kind u don’t have to squint to read
cartoon character: Snorks
artist (painter): ME!!! Hee hee
actor: Luke Wilson
actress: Angelina Jolie
cd: I have too many I don’t have a favorite
song: I cant pick just one, it changes with my mood
music group: Soo many….
music type: Too many!! Just nothing hard core or gangsta rap
day of the week: Saturdays!!
month: May
season: End of Spring/Beg of Summer
holiday: My birthday, and Memorial Day
shampoo: Whatever I feel like buying at the time
conditioner: The one that matched the shampoo that I bought at the time
number: 4
phrase: “this makes me want to poop”
store: Wal-Mart, Target
weather: Sunny, warm
restaurant: Elephant Bar
channel: WB
teacher: Mr. Stradling, most of em, I had the best teachers!! My JR High experience was UNIQUE!!! High school was pretty good too
weekend activity: Riding the horses, riding the hogs!!
hangout: The house
house color: Gray, tan doesn’t matter
sport to watch: Horsey ones
sport to play: Soccer, softball, horses,
animal: Zebra’s
flower: My dog!!!! LOVE HER!!!!!!
guy's name: Thinking
girl's name: Thinking
board game: Boggle, Scrabble, Perquacky, Pigmania!!!!
party game: Quarters, all kinds of games can be made drinking games
story from childhood: I dunno, when I punched my neighbor in the nose for whining about a cabbage patch kid doll (we were 4)
body part: Eyes
have you ever
been on a train: Yup
been on a plane: Yup
been in a car accident: Yup
caused a car accident: nope
run into a wall: In a car No
burned a potato chip: No
almost burned the house down: No
smoked: Yup
been drunk: Yup
been high: I think so
broken the law: Yup shhhhh don’t tell
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Yup
kissed someone of the opposite sex: Yup
kissed someone of the same sex: Not in the same way I kiss boys
frenched an animal: EWWW , not on purpose the dog licked my mouth, I think my horse did too once
made out: With a boy
had cyber sex: Nope
gotten engaged: Talked about it
had an online relationship: Nope
been rejected by a crush: I think so
loved: Yes and no
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: No I don’t think so
cried in public: Started too
cried over a movie: Yup
fallen asleep in a movie theater: Yup
given someone a bath: babies
been to a boarding school: I Have, 11th and 12th grade
been home-schooled: No
lost a valuable item: Yup, in my abyss of a garage, 9 belt buckles that are irreplaceable since I won them
bungee jumped: No
skied: Tried, not successful
met the president: Saw him give a speech
met a celebrity: yup
gotten a cavity: Too many
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Nope never even been in the store
made a prank call: 8th Grade
skipped school: Yup
faked sick to get out of school: Yup
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: I didn’t know, until I tried it on
climbed a tree: Yup
fallen from a tree: Nope
broken a bone: Yup
sprained anything: Yup
passed out: Yup
made yourself pass out: No
been to disney world: Yup
been to a theme park (not disney): Yup
said I love you and meant it (not to a relative): Yup
made a model volcano (working model): Yup
made a clover leaf with your tongue: Nope
past
what did you do yesterday: Yesterday I worked kinda then went home walked the dogs and went to bed. Got stuck in traffic while they put out a fire
memory you miss the most: Being carefree, not having to worry about anything
memory you want to forget: My dad leaving
something you regretted after it was done: I don’t believe in regret
the last
song you heard: The air conditioner Hum
cd you bought: The fray, all American rejects
thing you said: We use several, depends on what u need
time you cried: A few weeks ago
movie seen in a theater: See no Evil
thing you ate: Taco Bell now I want to puke!
person who called: Mr. Moon
nail polish shade worn: A pinkish tan
time you showered: Last night
person who complimented you: Poop
at this moment
what are you listening to: The air conditioner Hum
what are you wearing: Jeans!! Impressed u are I know, a sweater
what are you thinking: Yay it is FRI!!!!
what are you scared of most: Failure, Love
how many people are on your buddy list: On myspace? 38 or 39 wow I know that many people!!
future
occupation: Loan Processor (kinda)
marriage site: Outside, scary thought!!!!
honeymoon: Somewhere
place to live: Not sure, California is getting too expensive
kids: Scary
car: I have a 2000 Ranger “Whitey” or “cracker”
what are you doing tomorrow: YAY SAT!! taking my little horse to a lesson type thing, and then talking the dogs to the lake
do you think george bush will be reelected: N/C
will there be a wwIII: N/C
will politics ever be truthful: N/C
will humanity snuff itself out: N/C
can the gov. be changed: N/C
friends
best friend: Poop, jess, jamie
funniest: Me (hee hee) then Poop, oh yeah the funny guy he is pretty funny!!!
silliest: Poop
loudest: Poop, Jess
quietest: Jamie, she is so quiet I only talk to her like once a week!!!
craziest: Poop or Jess
calmest: Jamie
skinniest: Jess skinny B#@% j/k
best secret keeper: Poop
worst secret keeper: None
the one you have but don't want: I am not friends with anybody I don’t like
smartest: Poop, Jess They are like super geniuses
preppiest: Jess I guess
peppiest: none
most hyper: Jess, like a crak fiend
hottest: I am not at liberty to say
weirdest: Poop but in a good way
biggest pervert: Any of the boys!!!
most annoying: Eddy!!!
shyest: Jamie
most religious: My MOTHER!!!!!
do you believe in
heaven: YES
hell: YES
angels: YES
devil: YES
god: YES
Buddha: dunno
aliens: NO
ghosts: NO
spirit (soul): YES
soulmates: I don’t think there is ONE I think there might be 2 or 3 we change to much throughout life to have just ONE meant for us
reincarnation: NO
love at first sight: Attraction, lust not love
karma: kinda
love in general: Yup
luck: Um, I dunno I haven’t really thought about it
yourself: Not enough
crush
who and when was your first crush: One of my brothers friends is the first one I remember
any now: Slight ones yes
a celebrity crush: No
who do you want to be with right now: Not sure, tired of picking the wrong ones that is for sure
who’s number do you want: I dunno, if I want it I’ll ask for it
who do you want to kiss: Boys
what is something you don’t understand about the opposite sex: Y is they scared of their feelings? And make things harder on themselves ….
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: The one I will be with forever
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: I dunno maybe a 7 ish? I forget stuff
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Eyes, height, Face (do they have a kind face, a mean face….) u can tell a lot about character with the face
what do you look for personality-wise: Funny, Intelligent
biggest turn on: Charm!! I’m a sucker
biggest turn off: Too much!! When they are just tooo much
something they wear that turns you on: Cologne
something they wear that turns you off: Those dam slippers!! Or the doo rag thing
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: Finding that person I am going to be with forever, and him letting me know it
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: I dunno I still have a lot of years left
what do you wear on a coffee date: Jeans, sweater or something casual
is it right to flirt if you're taken: If that is your personality and u have no intentions behind it.
is cyber cheating: Yeah, u probably shouldn’t be doing that while your with someone
are eyes the passageway to the soul: Yup they can tell you a lot!! Just look at mine they don’t lie!! And I can’t lie because of it
who would you like to take to the prom: N/A
do you want to hug somebody right now: Sure why not
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Yup
describe
mellow: YELLOW
melancholy: Bummed, blah
the perfect date: When u can just tell they aren’t’ going to go anywhere, u know it is right
the perfect mate: Someone u respect,admire,are proud of look up to makes you better
how m&m's are made: By machines and coco beans
why manhole covers are round: So they fit the pipes
one or the other
coke/pepsi: Diet Coke
sprite/7-up: Either
boxers/briefs: Boxers, or Boxer briefs, NEVER Briefs
gold/silver: White Gold, platinum!!!
vanilla/chocolate: Chocolate
flowers/candy: Flowers, even though they die
book/magazine: Books
tv/radio: Depends
glass half empty/half full: Try to be half full
democrat/republican: Republican
colored pencils/markers: Colored pencils
coffee/tea: Tea
sun/moon: Moon
day/night: Night
hot/cold: Hot
dog/cat: Both
button/zipper: Zipper
cotton/feather pillow: That fancy foam
blue/purple: Blue
plumber/trashman: PLUMBER
jeans/shorts: Jeans
long distance relationship/none: Long Distance Friendship, not Relationship
mechanical/regular pencil: Mechanical
matt/ben: None
that 70's show/simpsons: Simpsons
kelso/eric: Don’t watch that show
donna/jackie: Don’t watch that show
bart/lisa: LISA
romeo/juliet: Romeo
romantic comedy/thriller: Romantic comedy (I’m a sap)
nsync/bsb: N’sync
peanut butter/jelly: PB and honey with bananas on toast
waffles/pancakes: Waffles I don’t like pancakes
letter/email: Letter
florida/california: California
pizza/burgers: Fake burgers
hat/visor: Depends
football/rugby: Rugby
iceskating/blading: Ice Skating
movie at home/in theater: At home is always nice!!
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: Happy
red lipstick: Mom
socks: Black
cowtipping: YEAH!!!
moulin rouge: Never saw it
greenland: Ice
iceland: Green
harry potter: My ex
red: eww
blackberry: Purple stains
rose: Pretty smell
rooster: Comb I like to play with their combs
taxes: yuck
bill clinton: Yuk
whipped cream: Yum
george w. bush: N/c
lollipops: Red tongues
dreams: strange
love: Waiting
guys: funny
south park: Pot Pie
boy bands: Vegetables and belly button
penguins: 321
girls: Evil
thong: chicks
death: Dogs
spoons: The Flat ones I want
junk mail: Ads
dairy: Cows, That Smell that Norco smells like
panties: Cute
your father: Coward
pizza: Ok
britney spears: Trashy
vitamin: Yukky on my tummy
are you
happy: I try
sad: Sometimes
religious: sometimes
bitchy: One week a month pretty much
crazy: NOOOOO
messy: NEVER
mad: I try not too
slacker: TO much
nerd: HEE HEE
bookworm: Not enough
jock: Not enough
preppy: Don’t think so
selfish: No
giving: I try
obsessive: Yup
violent: No
calm: Not enough
peaceful: I try
mellow: Yup
eccentric: Sometimes
caring: All the time
untrustworthy: Nope
loyal: To the bottom of the ninth
patriotic: Not really
perverted: ME NO………
colorful: Hee hee
artistic: Not enough!!
miscellaneous
what color is your jacket: Black
do you shave: Am I getting lucky??
where: Well, not anything on my head, or my arms
what color is your razor: Pink and white is my new one
what size is your bed: Queen
what color crayon would you be: Silver
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 4872
feelings on abortion: Depends, on what is best for the kid
how long does it take you to shower: I have done it in 10 min, but usually around 20
what does your screenname mean: California cowchik 99 (graduated)
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: Pink, catchy tunes
who so you trust the most: Poop, Jess and Jamie
is cussing a necessity in life: No, but man when I am mad it just comes out
how about coffee: No tea is!!
is the world screwed: No
what something you cant live without: Animals
what time did you fall asleep: 11 ish
know what 69 means: Yup hee hee distracting that is what it is
how about 143: Yeah I think so I think I learned that the other night
can you live without a microwave: Yup
what do think about death: Sometimes it is for the best , it is their time
where and when do you want to be married: I would only get married to have babies, otherwise I want a “formal” party outside!!
do you want to drop out of school: N/A
why is the sky blue: Because of the gas and the light reflection something like that
what is a good trait about yourself: No BS, I CANT lie to save my life
what do you always think about: Everything other than what I should be thinking about
what is wrong with your school: N/A
what is right with your school: N/A
how do you react to change: CONTROL WHAT YOU CAN AND LET EVERYTHING ELSE GO
do you talk to yourself: Everyday all day
what is your opinion on love: It is great and scary
can you afford to lose weight: Of course
what color would you dye your hair: I died it black but I think that is gone, now it is dk brown and blond
best thing anyone’s told you: I love you
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: Most of the time whatever, ok sure
does being psycho appeal to you: No, actually it does not
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: My Life I’m an expert
what would you change your name to: Something crazy like sha-zam
longest crush lasted how long: 5 years
time finished: 1:30 PM

haa haa riding explained

The backyard rider is usually found wearing shorts and sports bra in
summer, and flannel nightgown, muck boots and down jacket in winter.
Drives a Ford Tempo filled with saddle blankets and dog hair. Most have
deformed toes on one or the other foot from being stepped on in thin
Keds sneakers. Pulls a two-horse bumper-pull trailer stored behind
the barn, used for hay storage. Her horse, Snookums, sports a hand-cut
(with scissors) bridle path; duct tape holds a shoe on until the
farrier gets by next month. Overheard frequently: "It's too
hot/cold/wet/dry to ride."

The endurance rider wears Lycra tights in wild neon colors. The shinier
the better,
so the EMT's can find her body when her horse dumps
her down a ravine. Wears hiking shoes of some sort, and T-shirts she
got for paying $75 to complete another torturous ride. Her horse, Al
Kamar Shazaam, used to be called "you bastard" until he found an owner
as hyper as he. Can spook at a blowing leaf, spin a 360 and not lose
his big trot rhythm or give an inch to the horse behind him. Has
learned to eat, drink, pee and drop to his resting pulse rate on
command; he has compiled 3,450 AERC miles-- with his rider compiling
3,445-- the missing five miles are the ones when he raced down the
trail without his rider after performing his trademark 360. Over-heard
frequently: "Anyone have Advil?" "Anyone got some food? I think last
year's Twinkies finally went bad." "For this pain I
spend money?" "Shazaam, you bastard-- it's just a leaf [thud]!"

The natural horsemanship devotee looks like a throwback from a Texas
ranch, despite the fact that he lives in the suburbs of New Jersey.
Rope coiled loosely in hand in case he needs to herd any of those kids
on roller-blades away from his F-350 dually in the WalMart parking lot.
Cowboy hat strategically placed, and just dirty enough to look cool.
Levi's are well worn. "Lightning" is, of course, this natural
horsemanship guy's horse.
Rescued from a bad home where he was never imprinted or broke in the
natural
horsemanship way, he specialized in running down his owners at feeding
time, knocking
children off his back on low-hanging branches, and baring his teeth to
look mean.
The hospitalization tally for his previous handlers was 12, until he
was
sent to
Round Pen Randy; after ten minutes in said pen, he is now a totally
well-broke horse,
bowing to the crowd, and can put on his own splint boots (with R.P.
Randy's trademark
logo embossed on them). R.P.R. says, of all this, "Well, shucks ma'am,
tweren't nuthin'!"
"It's simple horsemanship." "With this special twirly flickitatin' rope
($17.95 plus tax),
you'll be round-pennin' like me in no time!"

The western pleasure rider is starched, bejeweled and has more silver
than the
Queen of England. The ladies wear more rhinestones than Liberace and
you
can
literally go blind watching the Amateur western pleasure class. Their
horses have
to have Zippo, Chococlate Chip, Blazing, or Dynamic in their name or
they aren't
worth buying. Most pleasure horses walk at the jog (what happened to a
2-beat
diagonal gait?) and look like they're impaled on a carousel pole at the
lope, yet they
are a "pleasure" to ride. If the class got any slower the horses &
riders would be asleep.
Most of the men look like they're sitting in recliners any way, reared
back & propped up.
Huge spurs with wicked rowels are mandatory for obtaining forward
motion
and that
"infamous" spur stop. Kind of a contradiction huh?!?

The dressage queen is freshly coiffed and dressed. Diamond stud
earrings are elegant and stately, and not so large that they blind the
judge during her passage-piaffe movements. $30 dollar denim jumper is
worn over $300 full-seat white breeches and custom Koenigs. Her horse,
Fleistergeidelsprundheim ("Fleistergeidel" for short) is a 17.3-hand
warmblood who was bred to make Grand Prix in a European nation where
his sellers are still laughing hysterically when they talk about 'zat
crazy American.' Despite being runty, his new owner fell in love with
his lofty gaits, proud carriage and tremendous athleticism. Never mind
that this talent was not revealed until he was chased by a rabid fox,
and has not been repeated since.

The hunter/jumper competitor is in a wide-striped polo shirt and beige
breeches. The polo is so folks will know they're a jumper rider until
they put on their shirt and stock tie. Baseball cap is mandatory after
a ride, in order to exhibit free advertising for that trainer's stable
for which they've forked over a mere grand or so per month. Her horse,
Neverbeenraced, is a prime example of American Thoroughbred. The coat
is deep bay, no markings, a textbook TB head (no jowl), and no unusual
conformational characteristics other than crooked legs. Perfect, just
perfect. The gelding has learned to count strides all by himself, and
asks in midair which lead his mistress would like to land on today.

The Eventer is always hunched over. Bent forward under the load, it's
from carrying three saddles, three bridles, three bits, and all related
color-coordinated gear to every three-day event on the East Coast, or
it could possibly be a defensive stance for protecting his/her wallet,
which is, of course, nearly empty after buying three saddles, three
bridles, three bits and all that color-coordinated gear. Looked down
on by the H/J set as "people who just run their horses at fences" and
by the dressage queens as "not pure dressage riders," eventers are
smugly convinced that they are in fact the only people in the world who
CAN ride, since the H/J's don't jump real fences and the dressage
queens don't ride real horses. One popular horse, Fastnhighasican, is
a Thoroughbred track reject who had never won (or placed) in a single
race. Perfect eventer! He has two speeds: gallop and stop'n'dump,
which are used at his discretion for all three phases of eventing. His
favorite stunt is performed at cross-country water obstacles where his
rider invariably stands up slimed in waist-deep, murky pond water and
threatens to sell him to Fleistergeidel's owner. Called "Hi-ass" for
short, Fastnhighasican delights in another hilarious speed variation,
the imfreeandyoucantcatchmegallop, a real crowd-pleaser. It brings
down the house when he stops and licks the Crisco off his legs before
continuing on to the merciless telephone-pole jump just ahead

Rooster traits

ROOSTER - Traits

Direction West
Hour ruled
10th Hour, 5.00 pm to 6.59 pm

Western Zodiac
Virgo
Ruling Planet
Mercury

Gemstone
Pink Jasper

Season Mid Autumn
Month September
Least Compatible Sign Rabbit
Color Peach, Apricot
Celebrities
Severiano Ballesteros, Duke of Edinburgh
Career
Advertising, stage acting, human resource management, Public Relations and Financial management.
Energy Yin (Positive)
Symbolism Represent aggressive behavior, alertness and the evening of life
Good traits Resilient, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Patriot, Industrious
Bad traits Blunt, Conceited, Rude, Impatient, Aggressive, Bossy
Leisure Fishing, gardening, swimming, hiking, mountain climbing

Love Life: Roosters are very reserved about their personal emotions and feelings.Roosters can be highly critical of their partners, often expecting too much of them. Roosters also need partners who will deflate them when they are a bit too high on themselves and who can take their constant boasting.


Career : Roosters are more motivated than most of the other Signs in the Chinese zodiac, and generally make their careers a top priority in their lives. They are generally successful individuals who reach the top of their chosen professions.The occupations best suited for the Rooster are Acting, Armed forces, Insurance , Music, Dentistry, Banking, and Accountancy.


Personality : The Rooster is a flamboyant personality, feisty and obstinate. The Rooster is the tenth Sign of the Chinese Zodiac. It is a Yin Sign associated with the Metal Element. The Rooster is also a trustworthy, hardworking individual. Roosters have the ability to take life as it comes, and indeed may appear a bit too relaxed for the nerves of their intimates.The Rooster is pretty good at handling his finances.

Likes : The favorite color of the Rooster person is peach, and their Lucky gemstones are diamond, ruby and topaz. They like fishing, gardening, swimming, hiking, and mountain climbing.They like a nice walking stick, an engraved flask, or new clothes of the more stylish varieties.


Dislikes : They do not like dishonesty or mockery of any sort. Roosters dislike people with bad hygienic habits, and will avoid them in public. They also dislike being made fun of, impoliteness, and unmotivated people

Gemini

The Twins
May 22 to June 21

Traditional
Gemini traits

Adaptable and versatile
Communicative and witty
Intellectual and eloquent
Youthful and lively


On the dark side....

Nervous and tense
Superficial and inconsistent
Cunning and inquisitive

Gemini! About Your Sign...
Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless. They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project as apparently purposelessly as a butterfly dancing from flower to flower. To them life is a game which must always be full of fresh moves and continuous entertainment, free of labor and routine. Changing horses in the middle of the stream is another small quirk in the Gemini personality which makes decision making, and sticking to a decision, particularly hard for them.

Since they lack the quality of conscientiousness, they are apt to fight a losing battle in any attempts they make to be moral (in the widest sense of the word). Their good qualities are attractive and come easily to them. They are affectionate, courteous, kind, generous, and thoughtful towards the poor and suffering - provided none of the activities resulting from expressing these traits interferes too greatly with their own lives and comforts. They quickly learn to use their outward attractiveness to gain their own ends, and when striving for these they will use any weapon in their armory - unscrupulous lying, and cunning evasiveness; escaping blame by contriving to put it on other people, wrapped up in all the charm they can turn on. In their better moments they may strive to be honest and straightforward, but self-interest is almost always the victor. If things go against them, they sulk like children.
Also like children, they demand attention, admiration, and the spending on them of time, energy and money, throwing tantrums if they don't get what they want. They reflect every change in their surroundings, like chameleons, and can become pessimistic, sullen, peevish and materialistically self-centered if circumstances force them to struggle in any way. If the conditions of life become really adverse, their strength of will may desert them entirely. They can become uncertain of themselves, either withdrawn, or nervously excitable worriers, sullenly discontented, hard and irritable, with "Self" looming ever larger in their struggles. On the other hand their versatility can make them very adaptable, adjusting themselves to control the world around them by means of their inherent ingenuity and cleverness.

Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their concentration, though intense for a while, does not last. Their mental agility and energy give them a voracious appetite for knowledge from youth onward, though they dislike the labor of learning. They easily grasp almost everything requiring intelligence and mental dexterity, and are often able to marry manual skills to their qualities of mind. Their intellect is strongly analytical and sometimes gives them so great an ability to see both sides of a question that they vacillate and find it hard to make decisions. But their intelligence may very well be used to control and unify the duality of their natures into a most efficient unit. If faced with difficulties, they have little determination to worry at a problem until they find a solution - they will pick the brains of others. In their intellectual pursuits, as in other departments of their lives, they risk becoming dilettantes, losing themselves in too many projects which they follow until they become difficult.

In love they are fickle, not intentionally so but because of the basic inconsistency of their emotional nature, which has an amoral aspect to it. Their is a side to Geminians which can become deeply involved emotionally, and another, hostile to sentimentality, which stands back from a romantic situation, laughing at it and the protagonists in it, including themselves while analyzing it intellectually. Gemini subjects take nothing seriously. So, in love, in spite of their temporary depth of feeling, for the intensity of involvement lasts only while it is new, they are superficial, light-hearted, cool, flirtatious and unimaginative in the understanding of the pain they may give others. They like intrigue, the excitement of the chase, but once they have caught the prey, they lose interest and look around for the next creature to pursue. In less serious situations they make witty, entertaining companions, good acquaintances rather than friends. Even at their worst they are never dull - there is usually playfulness below the surface, and they can be brilliant conversationalists - but they can also be quarrelsome, prattlers, boasters, liars and cheats.

Geminians can be successful in many walks of life though their general characteristics tend to make them unreliable. They are often skilled manipulators of language, in speech and writing, and may be: debaters, diplomats (though in politics they are more interested in theory than practice), orators, preachers (brilliant rather than profound), teachers, authors, poets, journalists, or lawyers. In business any work which combines quick-wittedness with a change of surroundings suits them; working as a traveling salesperson, brokerage work, or dealing with the public in any capacity is right up their alley. Because they are dispassionate, logical, rational and analytical they make good scientists, especially in the fields of medicine and astronomy. They can also make excellent members of the Armed Forces, for they take danger no more seriously than anything else and can earn themselves a reputation for devotion to duty and heroic acts. In the arts they may excel in music, painting and sculpture. They make good psychic researchers of a sceptical kind. Negatively they can degenerate into confidence tricksters, thieves and even adepts in the black arts.

Possible Health Concerns...


Gemini rules the arms, shoulders, hands, lungs and nervous system and its subjects need to beware of diseases and accidents associated with the upper part of the body, as well as nervous and pulmonary disorders such as catarrh and bronchitis. Their mercurial nature may also affect a constitution which is not strong if it is put under strain.

You are prone to taking unnecessary risks and wind up harming yourself or others in the process. Sometimes pursuing pleasure too vigorously could also qualify as risk taking.




LIKES
Talking
Novelty and the unusual
Variety in life
Multiple projects all going at once
Reading

DISLIKES
Feeling tied down
Learning, such as school
Being in a rut
Mental inaction
Being alone




PROBLEMS THAT MAY ARISE FOR YOU, AND THEIR SOLUTIONS



As with all sun signs, we all have unique traits to our personalities. When these traits are suppressed, or unrealized, problems will arise. However, with astrology we can examine the problem and assess the proper solution based on the sun sign characteristics. As a Gemini you may see things below that really strike home. Try the solution, you most likely will be amazed at the results. If you find yourself on the receiving end of the negatives below, it is because you are failing to express the positive.

PROBLEM: Being superficial could be a big problem for you in your overall relationships with others and also in getting ahead on many jobs where you must endeavor to dig deep and learn something thoroughly. This is the worst Gemini trait of all.
SOLUTION: To make a conscious effort to control this trait is the best approach to take to this problem. If you make a commitment to something or someone you should mentally force yourself to keep that commitment where possible. This will be hard but it can, and has been, accomplished by many under this sign.

PROBLEM: Not one who cares for peace and quiet, you create your own problems with loved ones by picking arguments or tale carrying from one to the other then stand back and enjoy the show.
SOLUTION: While this may relieve your boredom, it is something that you should not let happen as it could easily go out of control and cost you the love and companionship that you desire. When you feel like doing this it would be better to take a long walk and let the feelings pass.

PROBLEM: Boredom is one of your biggest problems and you could easily fall into mischief if you do not find ways to alleviate it.
SOLUTION: You have a great many creative talents and if you put these to work for you in some sort of hobby or project you will find you do not have time to be bored, also, other physical activities should be considered: workouts at the gym, racketball, hiking, etc..

PROBLEM: You could have health problems brought on by overindulgence of food, drink, or the night life which only gets worse as you age.
SOLUTION: Tame your urges and save the party times for weekends only and then try not to overdo it. By keeping everything down to a mild roar you may not have to fight off diseases such as obesity or cirrhosis of the liver.

PROBLEM: You may have the problem of not being able to keep a spouse or a lover due to your pursuit of the opposite sex.
SOLUTION : Cultivate the habit of not flirting with every attractive person you see and make up your mind to be a true and loving spouse, or don't commit until you are really ready to do this.



Your ruling planet is Mercury
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Mean distance from the Sun (AU) 0.387
Sidereal period of orbit (years) 0.24
Equatorial radius (km) 2,439
Polar radius (km) 2,439
Body rotation period (hours) 1,408
Tilt of equator to orbit (degrees) 0
Number of observed satellites 0









Some more interesting facts about your sign:





While no animal appears to be associated with your sign other than the wolf in which is seen to be the nurturing force for another set of 'twins', romulas and remus. The twins themselves are their own sign representatives.




The color of choice for Mercury in Gemini is GREEN


Your starstone is the moss agate. It has been shown to be beneficial to the health of Geminis who are suffering from circulatory problems and has been shown as an aid to getting your intuitive feelings tuned to a higher pitch. It is also an aid to relieving depression. There is another gemstone which is used for Gemini and that is the emerald, but the moss agate vibrates to the levels of your ruling planet, Mercury, and therefore is much more beneficial for you.


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RE: STARSTONE CONTROVERSY
There is, and always have been, a controversy over "starstones". Starstones are NOT birthstones. I give you here in these pages the stones that are called your starstones, (planet stones), which viberates the strongest to your planet or sign, NOT to the month that you were born. I would also like it if those who think they know precisely what their stone is to go to the library and reference some good Astrology books such as 'Parkers Astrology'. Sorry for the confusion, but confusion over this topic has raged for hundreds of years.

this week, i am a slacker this is going to have to be a two parter!!!

so i am a slacker This is for the week of May 31st to Jun 3rd

so wed i had a long day at work, (9am-12 pm) it was rough, then a manicure next door, back to acton to beautify for Jess' Graduation (CSUN) that was hot long and boring! Off to the Odessy to eat and drink and be merry!! Only i didnt drink, and the highlight of my eating was the green beans!! they were awesome! the table that had our boss and Lo's and Phillipino craker was the loudest! then Big Steve got toasy and started dancing by himself HI_LARIOUS!!! a Drunken Tai man dancing i dunno that anythign is funnier!!! i almost got a porsche, philipino crakker gave me his valet slip shoulda kept it and drove it!! so my shoes stayed on for all of 10 min for the graduationand then never made it back on my feet! then we went home tried to drink had a glass and a half of wine and i fell asleep. i am OLD!!!

thurs i faked a hangover and didnt have to go to work yeah!! so a lot of nothign got done, i discovered the tastiness of fries and gravy!! YUMMM, we tried to swim but there is an infestation somewhere of wasps and they took over the pool, so no swim for us, instead i opted to wash my horse half nekky and burned my back! bad burn #2 of the summer! so then i get e message from hooligan thinking i was at work asking when i got off since he took back the rental truck, so i went down to burbank picked him up from work and to get eddy's bike so he would stop whining. of course we pamped and boy it was HOT! one of the hottest, and the hottest i can rememeber well hee hee u will hear about this later....

Fri- work :(

sat Geniouses decide to go to Venice on sat and of course it takes an hour to park we walk the boarwalk i saw lots of apintings that made me jealous, after 2 hours went home to get ready for the rodeo in town. So at the rodeo i promptly start at the beer booth, dont like beer but that is all they serve there, so i saw a bunch of people i havent seen in forever like always Fair and Rodeo are like Mini reunions!! love it! also saw my old mounted fake cop buddies! i really need my own truck and trailer so i can do that again! of course by this time i was half drunkand watched the half-time show thing from the top of a giant tractor! pretty cool so the only even i saw and actually watched was the barrels. i missed everything else do to my socialness!! hee hee. Good times!! Fair is coming in 3 months!!!!