something to read...

1. Story behind your MySpace song:
i dont think i have a song ... i have Korean karaoke, and the penis song...

2. What month were you born in?
May

3. Where do you live?
um that is a good question.. Palmdale and Acton

4. Wallet:
it is Brown..

5. Dream car:
This has since changed ... I saw the Bently coupe thingy i want that.. and the F850 yess..... if they make that i want it

6. Jewelry worn daily:
the bar in the top of my ear and the swirly in my tummy hole and the bar in my mouth

8. Cologne/Perfume:
the smell of horse poopy,shampoo, and laundry soap... It pants a pretty picture doesnt it??

9. CD in stereo:
Christmas songs... even though it isn't Aug

10. Wearing:
a sweater, jeans, socks and shoes

11. Wanting:
sleepy time, or horsey time, or doggie time

12. The last thing you drank?
Iced Tea

13. Something you are afraid of?
just one thing? Macaws... i have an irrational fear of Macaws and EMU's oh and EMo's too

14. Do you like candles?
i do, make sure there are no Kitties around

15. Do you believe in love?
somewhere out there it is there

18. Do you like seafood?
eww, Fish PEE in the Ocean, so do people..

19. Do you consider yourself a study freak?
what is this word u call "study"

20. Do you like tattoos?
i do..

21. What's something you wish you could understand better?
Testicles... so many things about them confuse me...

24. What did you do last weekend?
stood in the cold and listen to the horse shoer Bitch then drove many miles away from home to more COLD and WIND.. and laughed and laughed and watched a movie.. and played with fancy horsies.. and ate Pie!! and Yummy ice cream... yummm PIE.

25. Who do you miss?
my friends In Hoitey Toitey Ville

26. What does your MySpace headline mean?
it means ...They took me off into a separate room; I seen 'em takin' different people off; different ones of us off in separate rooms and put me on a big white table and uh the guy that took me in there - to examine me I guess - he probed me and then I was in there I bet more than three or four hours, in that room, being probed and at one time or another these different ones of 'em came in, four or five or six of 'em at different times, and all of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing - it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I - find I have no feelings in my buttocks.

27. Elaborate on your default photo?
it is what hair fumes do to you...

29. What's your relationship with the people in your top 4?
my family

30. What will you eat for breakfast tomorrow?
possibly more fried cheese...

31. What is your current problem?
i have no testicles, i cant find them anywhere..

32. What do you love most?
Family,Friends, animali's

33. What makes you most happy?
Family,Friends, animali's

34. Are you musically inclined?
I try.. it is not pretty sometimes

35. Which shoe goes on first?
the right..

36. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
i just talked about this the other day...

37. Ever have a near death experience?
i believe so

38. Name an obvious quality you have?
i am totally serious...at all times..

39. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Wonderboy.. it is because my phone rang...

40. Which celebrity would you marry?
My wedding invite says Jack Black..

41. Who will cut and paste this first?
Whoever else works like me...

42. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Adam Carolla...

44. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
i am not like some..

45. Been in a fight?
Tifts..

46. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Never.. they would all die..

48. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Chai Tea

49. Say something totally random about yourself.
Smuchtelflazen...

50. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I am my own celebrity..

51. How old are you?
25

52. Do you wear a watch?
i dont...

53. Do you have anything pierced?
My ears,tummy hole,mouth

54. Do you have any tattoos?
i have one... I rock!

55. Do you like pain?
i like to think no...

56. Do you like to shop?
when i can ..

57. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
when was the last time i had cash is a better question...

58. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Gas.. exciting right??

59. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
i am talking to Z Dawg... as we speak

60. What is on your desktop background?
Corky St Clair



61. Do you have siblings?
one whole one and 2 halfies

62. Do you know any twins?
i Do

63. Do you have any weird relatives?
um... my family isnt from this country... we had squid at thanksgiving.. u decide

64. What was the last movie you watched?
I am trying to watch Devil Wears Prada..almost finished

65. What was the last book you read?
i am reading about cadavers

66. Did you or do you go to college?
i am on a "Break"

67. What are your favorite pair of pants that you own?
i have so many...

68. What is your favorite day of the week?
the days i dont work

69. Are you going to attend your high school reunion?
only in a pantsuit and a mullet....with the name MARY PAT

70. What are you going to do after you answer this question?
going back to my movie..