our own blogolympics

Poop and i have come up with our own version of the blogolympics, but i am voting for the name blog a day i dunno what she wants to call it, i also vote to keep the same rules u blog about a predetermined topic once daily, this is taken from myspace so they use thier topics, i say we use them too, becuse at the moment i cant think. The topics are as follows: i may start today maybe another day i am not sure


Art and Photography
Automotive
Blogging
Dreams and the Supernatural
Fashion, Style, Shopping
Food and Restaurants
Friends
Games
Goals, Plans, Hopes
Jobs, Work, Careers
Life
Movies, TV, Celebrities
Music
MySpace
News and Politics
Parties and Nightlife
Pets and Animals
Podcast
Quiz/Survey
Religion and Philosophy
Romance and Relationships
School, College, Greek
Sports
Travel and Places
Web, HTML, Tech
Writing and Poet

Ephinay of the day......

EPhinay of the day......
Current mood: blank
Category: Life

so i had an ephinay today as well... Not as good as the usual ones since it came to me when i was filling waters and the good ones only come when i am scooping poop. ready......

I am a brownhead


Currently listening :
Time-Sweetened Lies
By Antsy Mcclain
Release date: By 20 June, 2006

I stole this, thought it was very clever and imortant to share!

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.


Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

so i am sort of proud of this one!

my brain has shut down for the day...... read and see.......




Q: A friend whose name starts with 'M'
A: Melly!!!!

Q: 4th person on your missed calls?
A: ACB actually

Q: What did your last text message say?
A: haa haa Brian callign me a bitch for going to vegas without him!! sorry!! we will go together soon!

Q: Do you chew on your straws?
A: i used to alot. i have moved on to "chew" now

Q: Do you have curly hair?
A: oh yes like a ruler!!

Q: Who is the coolest person in your life?
A: me, No one is kooler!

Q: What words do you say a lot?
A: Like i say it WAY too much and i hate people that say it all the time, go figure

Q: What is the last thing you ate?
A: a biscuit this morning, maybe i should eat.....

Q: What was the last thing you said to someone and who was it?
A: bye, some crazy/scary woman on the phone

Q: Do you watch TV?
A: I do

Q: Most random thing you've heard in the past few months?
A: it was probably something i have said, like sitting on the bidet in home depot having a conversation with that nice boy, then saying "this makes me want to poop"

Q: Do you have work/school tomorrow?
A: I do work work work

Q: Ever been hunting?
A: i have hunted the elusive stop sign with a potatoe gun, and the rare coors bottle cap with a pellet gun, oh yes and that heinaken bottle with the .22 that was pretty tricky in the rain and at night great time to go shooting!!

Q: Is marriage in your future?
A: i am not sure, some days i think i may become that crazy cat lady that beats people with her walker and cane because they are in her way

Q: What should you be doing right now?
A: clening off my desk. it is pretty scary

Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: many

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?
A: lusty loins, that is what happens at first sight

Q: Who's the youngest one in the family?
A: i am hence the need for attention, and approval...

Q: Is drug free the way to be?
A: It is for me.. minus the crack but hey were not all perfect!!

Q: Are you a heavy sleeper?
A: i am a not a light girl so i dont think i can be a light sleeper!!

Q: Do you clean up nice?
A: un reconizable, it is true, i sit and talk to people i have have met a few times and i wait and wait and someone else will say something then i hear the "oh My god, i didnt even reconize u!" Lovely

Q: Last time you used a skateboard?
A: haa haa the other day i hit a rock and almost fell on my face in the street. it was nice

Q: Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
A: I hope not, that would be bad

Q: Ever run out of gas on the road?
A: i havent i have OCD about Gas, ask Poop about our longest trip ever!!!

Q: Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
A: i watched wedding crashers the other day again it is just as funny the 100th time i saw it!!

Q: Whats your favorite form of travel?
A: anything horsepowered!! haa haa or the donkey chopper!

Q: Next place you'll go:
A: to the horses....

Q: Next movie you want to see:
A: something ... i dont even knwo what is out..

Q: Next car you want to have:
A: f-250, a Z i really want one but SOO not practical!!

Q: Next time you're going out:
A: i have no idea.. who knew a night of video games could turn into drunk bowling???

Q: Next time you're going to move:
A: one day when i have my riches!!!

Q: Next thing you're going to save money for:
A: bills boring i know

Q: Next time that you will drink alcohol:
A: um yeah. i say not for a long time and then it happens, and then drunk/buzzed txts happen haa haaa

Q: Next person you are going to call:
A: someone

Q: Next place you'll take vacation:
A: i dunno

Q: Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey:
A: clean and go home

Q: Next thing you are going to do outside:
A: feed the horses and water them exciting i know!!!

Q: What are you listening to right now:
A: Jess talking

Another ephinay happened!!

SO again while cleaning horse poop, I had another thought...
Mules are like mullets, not the actual genuine Equine variety but the shoe kind. Mullets are known for being "Buisness in the front, Party in the back". Right! So mules, are "shoes in the front, Sandals in the back", has anyone else ever made this connection? What purpose do they serve for all practical purposes? They offer no traction, they fall off your feet, they usually make that slapping noise or if u are like me when u walk they make that annoying draggin noise that only Asian people can seem to make with their shoes. So moving on to mullets, what is their practical purpose? They never look good on anyone. They automatically make people think of two things: white trash or bulldog lesbian. Neither of which I find appealing. Ok so after this thought for the day I have lost my writing mojo and am ending this blog...




So i have been informed that these are CLogs and not Mules, at anyrate u know what i am tlaking about now!

My second ephinay of the day

So while watching the movie "elizabethtown"I have had my second ephinay of the day. (the first came while picking up horse poop as they often do, and involved an accent)Road Trips... Everyone at some point in their life needs to take a road trip. I am not talking Britney Spears in "crossrods" kind of road trip. But one taken Solo. The thought of "alone" is enough to make some people stop reading here and now, while others may find the thought intriguing. I believe there is no better way to discover who you truly are. Now the length of time this process takes differs for everyone. For some it may be enough to only go as far the next county. Others may find in necessary to travel through a state or two. And still there are those (I'm including myself in this group) that may find it essential to travel the length of the Country (a lot of miles I cant seem to find the exact # at this moment. There are some big questions that need to be asked.. (i.e. where do u want to go?) This can tell you something right off. Do you need a detailed plan of action? Or can you just "wing it" and go where the road takes you... Now for this trip to be truly effective there are some guidelines I believe that should be followed: A) make sure you have a GOOD RUNNING car. Everything is in good shape tires,engine, all that safety stuff. B) $ make sure you have plenty in case of emergencies C) Phone, for emergencies, NOT to spend hours upon hours missing nature and man made spectacles because you are too busy yacking away. Remember this is a time to get to know YOU. And finally D) Make sure that YOU yourself are READY. You have to WANT to go and be prepared for the good, the bad and the ugliness you may discover along the way. I believe if you are truly ready and prepared of what is to come this may possibly be one of the greatest experiences of your life.

pretty writing

pretty writing
Current mood: blah
Category: Writing and Poetry


i actuall stole this from someone else!! so here it is!



I read this poem on Dazi**MiChelle's blog and I just had to pass it on...or...pay it forward, so to speak.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT & I HOPE YOU ALL DO AS WELL. IF ANYONE IS FEELING THIS WAY I URGE YOU TO POST IT ON YOUR BLOG AND TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE JUST HUMAN. AND ONE LAST THING...I LOVE AND THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND WORDS.




"BEAUTIFULLY BROKEN"

The streets were quiet
No words were spoken.
You just laid there.
Shattered, beautifully broken.

No one could even breathe,
When you sauntered off into the sunset,
Repeating, over and over in your head,
The exquistly painful words, you can never forget.

"I don't love you anymore,
You're all bent and broken."
And the way you felt at that moment,
No truer words were ever spoken.

Days, months, and years have passed,
And now you've come to me.
Wanting acceptance, hope, and love.
Expecting the World from me.

Although, it is the World I want to give,
I want nothing left unspoken.
So know, I also need these things from you
Because I too, am beautifully broken.

Currently listening:
Music From the Motion Picture Josie And The Pussycats
By Various Artists
Release date: By 27 March, 2001

Holidays=crazies???

I am not sure what it is about the 4th of July, but this year it seemed to have equal affects as an eclipse or full moon might. SO it starts a week ago, with hooligan just diappearing. Out of the blue, nothing not an answered text or phone call. So amidst all this I had been planning a trip down to Orange Co to visit some friends. The weekend was great lots of laughing!! So on Mon I get a text from Hooligan, it had been exactly a week to the day since I had heard from him. It was laced with a tinge of attitude nothing really important came from it. I ended up calling him later in the evening and no response. I vaguely remember getting a message at some obscene hour stating happy 4th. Ok so the 4th comes we do our parade, sitting around trying to recoup from getting dragged 2 miles in heat by donkeys, my phone rings, it is stupid cop (he has yet to come up with a name, aside from the retard) so he apprantly calls hands the phone to jamie and runs away. lovely. i talk to him for a min, he tries to explain to me how Jamie has moved zones, from family to friend zone, however he has no idea the actual rules of these zones since he stole them from me. i made them up i make the rules! so the conversation ends with:

Cop boy -"u havent called me in forever"
Me- "u never answer, i text u and i get nothing"
CB - " call me this week i promise i will call u back"
Me- "ok i'll believe it when i see it"

so then i get a call from hooligan, nothing comes of this he is immediatly defensove before i ever say anything! i only get one word answers. so i choose not to fight and hang up.

so yesterday i text him finally about how i would really like to know what happened something along that nature that turned into an obscenly long text. i get an "i'll call u later" in response. later that evening i get a phone call from mr moon. i meet him at the bar. so we drink we end up pamping. it wasnt that good (sorry). so i am ruined. the pamping with Hooligan HOT!! and the pamping with someone who i came as close to Love as i ever have, who he points out we have been seeing each other on and off for 6 years! i cant get excited to pamp. of course i cant tell hooligan he has ruined me for other boys since that would involve telling him about the vening and that would be BAD!! what is a girl to do? tell poop of course!!

so that brings me to today... first mr moon calls. interesting, a tad odd. but i guess that is better than not calling! followed by texting from retard cop! even more odd, so i can already tell it is going to be a bad day. at work like any other bad day, in a funk wanting to go home, but of course i car pooled today so who knows when we will actually leave. but back to the point... so this morning the phone rings the retard cop's ring i am a bit shocked, we actually have a semi-normal conversation. i have decieded that the boys i truly deeply like are the ones i do the most shit-talking too. Hooligan and i couldnt go a day with out it. Retard cop and i cant go a conversation with out it. this afternoon the phone rings again it is Hooligan this is turnign out to be a WEIRD day! so he tries to avoid the subject at hand saying it isnt a good idea to talk about it at work bla bla.. whatever i finaly get him to tell me. it boils down to he got scared and just shut it down. i explain all i wanted was an explination, i understand, (although not really i just want to scream at him grow some balls man!!) i mainly just wanted an explination more than anything else. so with that our 20 min conversation ended with a "call me later when u get off work" so where we are now i dont know. all i know is now i am in a funk, sad whatever. i cant figure out y iam sad, y do i like this boy so much? what is it about him? the only thing logically i can see is his "potential" the way he is now he is no good for anyone! not even himslef. so y is this the one i want to be with?