Friday, October 20, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
You could be the cat's ass....
ok so last night after all this happened... and after our stint and Barnes, and many hugs from Durango... Poop decides she needs a drink... the question is where.. this took a long time to figure out...Finally she gave in and we went to the Spur... The spur is "off the Chizizle" if i may quote myself. so we go there and there are literally 8 people including the bartender... we get our drinks and two more dudes wander in.. some really old dude comes over and gives up this tiny slip of paper with a picture on it and he asks our names of course it takes him like 10 minutes per name... how hard is it to spell them? anyway here it is: 

so then as we were leaving after our one drink and listening to some stupid ass women rant about homosexuals... more on that in a minute... we are walking out and the old man stops us grabs my arm and proceeds to tell me how the next time i come in here i should let my hair down, possibly loose the glasses but not have to and then i will be a knock out.. because i am already beautiful and no one should tell me otherwise.. i am Hot like a home maker? something like that but yeah if i follow his advise i will be the cats ass!! Pop will comment and and possibly explain the homemaker thing better... i was frightened ...
so the stupid lady was talking about homosexuals and they should be castrated and not allowed to roam with normal society i even think she mentioned they infiltrate the internet.. but i cant be sure.. hearing this we both almost walked out then and there and we had this brilliant plan except it would have not been hot it would have been creepy to look at her and say: " So we shouldn't be allowed to roam in society because we prefer women?" and proceed to make out.. however that would be like making out with my sister and that is not HOT.. but that really was Uncool... and Unless you are God Himself u have No right to judge anyone else... hell she was talking about flashing her tits to a singing stuffed cow about 20 min prior to that... that was not Hot either... so yes i think the SPUR is off the Chizizle we have to understand why i think that but i do... what other bar has a sign on the wall that says "gentleman with Lady guests other than their wives please use the tables in the back." that is just classic! And had real Meaning for a While.. but that is a story for another day.


so then as we were leaving after our one drink and listening to some stupid ass women rant about homosexuals... more on that in a minute... we are walking out and the old man stops us grabs my arm and proceeds to tell me how the next time i come in here i should let my hair down, possibly loose the glasses but not have to and then i will be a knock out.. because i am already beautiful and no one should tell me otherwise.. i am Hot like a home maker? something like that but yeah if i follow his advise i will be the cats ass!! Pop will comment and and possibly explain the homemaker thing better... i was frightened ...
so the stupid lady was talking about homosexuals and they should be castrated and not allowed to roam with normal society i even think she mentioned they infiltrate the internet.. but i cant be sure.. hearing this we both almost walked out then and there and we had this brilliant plan except it would have not been hot it would have been creepy to look at her and say: " So we shouldn't be allowed to roam in society because we prefer women?" and proceed to make out.. however that would be like making out with my sister and that is not HOT.. but that really was Uncool... and Unless you are God Himself u have No right to judge anyone else... hell she was talking about flashing her tits to a singing stuffed cow about 20 min prior to that... that was not Hot either... so yes i think the SPUR is off the Chizizle we have to understand why i think that but i do... what other bar has a sign on the wall that says "gentleman with Lady guests other than their wives please use the tables in the back." that is just classic! And had real Meaning for a While.. but that is a story for another day.
ok just a running tally...
OMG i Posted a blog....
Current mood: sleepy
Category: Food and Restaurants
Ok so i think i am gong to start a tally....
Del Taco is almost as bad as Tommy's Chilly
Carl's Jr- not as bad as i thought it was going to be
Mc Donald's- i haven't been that brave yet.....
this will be updated as i go along.... trust me it makes sense.....
Currently listening :
All The Stars And Boulevards
By Augustana
Release date: By 06 September, 2005
Current mood: sleepy
Category: Food and Restaurants
Ok so i think i am gong to start a tally....
Del Taco is almost as bad as Tommy's Chilly
Carl's Jr- not as bad as i thought it was going to be
Mc Donald's- i haven't been that brave yet.....
this will be updated as i go along.... trust me it makes sense.....
Currently listening :
All The Stars And Boulevards
By Augustana
Release date: By 06 September, 2005
Monday, October 09, 2006
because i find myself to be very entertaining....
1.Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
i tend to avoid licking the back of anything it usually causes trouble
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
the better question when was the last time i had a drink at the bar??
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
i do believe 10 years... i cant do math right now my brain is on strike
4. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
no, i dont date in general i dont remember the last time i went on a date... sad really
5. Have you ever smoked pot?
Back in the day i did once or twice
6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
no that is against my strict moral code! that and close to 90% of them have been women and i would make a LOUSY lesbian
7. If so, how did that turn out?
see above
8. Ever been involved in a hit & run?
not unless u count the poor bunny.. let's all take a moment for the bunny
9. Were you popular in high school?
which one? one was HUGE and was one so small u couldnt help but know everyone
10. Have you ever been on a blind date?
no, something to do with my random man choices and such...
11. Are looks important?
to a point.. but certainly not everything...
12. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Poop! and Jamie now, Z-dawg is coming close and so is Jess , dammit were getting OLD
13. By what age would you like to be married?
when i have my ducks in a line and all that responsible stuff....
14. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
it can but most of the time about that i take the "ignorance is bliss" route.. as long as none are overlapping my time frame it is A-Ok
15. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite/same sex?
i am not sure i have ever done this...
16. Have you ever drank milk that was past the expiration date?
i adopt the phrase "milk was a bad choice" it makes my colon unhappy and no one likes an unhappy colon
17. Have you ever made a mistake?
me never...
18. Are you a good tipper?
i try - unless they were rude.. then i complain
19. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
4o something dam Koreans i tell ya!
20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
um.. yeah, and then i dated a teacher and that sounds creepy but he wasnt my teacher and i picked him up in a bar haa haa if that makes it any less creepy sounding
21. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
thank u kareoke at Uncle sams! i do now!!
22. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
what are these? i am a little frightened to know
23. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
not to my recollection, i have shaved off many a horses eyelashes some on purpose some by accident
24. What was the best/worst hairstyle of the 80's?
the best? was there a best? personally i still sport the side ponytail
25. Have you ever peed in public?
ohh many a time have i peed on my front lawn
26. What type of underwear do you wear most OFTEN?
the invisible kind followed by the string up the ass kind, and in third the boy kind with the hole for your peeper
27. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
my mom already thinks i am gay and that i have also slept with all the boys in town so how i have done this and still be gay i am not sure...
28. Do you walk around the house naked?
it is too cold as of late, in the summer it is another story
29. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
this is funny i have only recently learned that when i think i am drunk is apprantly WAY WAY past drunk and closer to comatose or something so in the end i have no idea , i dont even know when i am drunk... maybe i need to get out more
30. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
depends i either trip over a cat or trip over a dog but at both houses i trip over shoes :)
31. Do you like horror or comedy?
well the last "horror" film i saw made me laugh i am a fan of the laughter
32.Where do you want to live when you are old?
on a mountain with my 8,000 cats ( i really hope this doesnt come true)
33. Who is the friend you can count on most?
Poop
34. Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
TiVo is my current "partner" and we havent gone past leaving the dug out.. he is shy and very prude i might add!
35. Favorite drinking game?
the ones i make up! any game can be made into a drinking game
36. What did you dream last night?
something to do with snakes and it was raining and Poop was there and that is all i remember
37. What is your favorite sport to watch?
the horsey ones, and the ones that make me $$ or get me pairs of pants!! those are always nice
38. Who is your favorite character on "That 70's Show"?
i dont watch it, so i dont know
39. Have you ever given someone a tattoo?:
not to my knowledge no
40. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i have only had gnats my mouth isnt that big
1. Are you in a relationship?
all kinds
2. Do you hate more than 3 people?
ugly words dont pertain to me :)
3. How many houses have you lived in?
4 or so and a dorm room or three
4. What is your favorite candy bar?
Toblerone i have proclaimed my love loudly for the toblerone in the store
5. What are your favorite shoes?
the less material the better
6. Have you ever tripped someone?
all the time as well as drive by carrottings
7. What is your least favorite subject this year?
money and boys
8. What is your favorite subject this year?
psychology <-- sure i can use this answer
9. Do you own a Britney Spear cd ?
i do her greatest hits i am not ashamed i embrace my inner teeny bopper
10. Have you ever thrown up in public?
nope, only in bathrooms
11. Name something that's always on your mind?
always? there is no answer for that it changes all the time
12. What is your favorite music genre?
Country, and oldies, little jazzy oh yes and SHOWTUNES!!!
13. What is your sign?
Twins
14. What time were you born?
early early in the morn
15. Do you like bud light?
it isnt normal it goes in and comes out the same color that is not right
16. Have you ever made a prank call?
once that is all i say
17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
i embrace them alll.... i am not embaressed
18. Are you sarcastic?
nope never
19. What are your favorite colors?
black and shiny
20. How many watches do you own?
i am not sure more than one, i know how many i wear 0
21. Summer or winter?
summer please
22. Spring or fall?
Spring
23. What is your favorite color to wear?
black i discovered today after a million loads of laundry i own A LOT of black
24. Pepsi or Sprite?
neither
25. What color is your cell phone?
i made it shiny...
26. Where is your second home?
what does this mean? the second home i ever lived in ? Canyon Country ?
27. Have you ever slapped someone?
i have been the slapeee
28. Have you ever had a cavity?
yup :(
29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?
if u count the lizard lamps then three
31. What was your first pet?
the first one i remember is a snail
33. Do looks matter ?
somewhat.. they are not everything that's fo sho
34. Do you use chapstick?
all the time i am a junkie
36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
neither dont shop in those types of places
37. Are you too forgiving?
sometimes with certain people yes
38. How many children do you want?
negative 500 zillion. i want the ovaries gone now but the dr just laughs and says that's funny
39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
i am sure i do
40. What is your favorite breakfast?
fries with gravy crazy ottos baby!!
42. Have you ever thought you were in love?
more than once yes
43. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday laughing and pain at the same time not a good combo
44. What did you do 2 nights ago?
slept in my own bed for once
45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?
many moons
46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?
what? that is a random question
47. Have you ever been in a castle?
i dont think so
48. What are your nicknames?
oh there are new ones everyday
49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?
i do not
50. Have you ever been to Kentucky?
i never got lucky on Kentucky
51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?
i dont i am not from yuppietown or hoitey toiety-ville (sadly i can only take credit for one of those words)
52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
the boys are making loud noises in the garage and they have been alone out there a long time........
53. Have you ever called someone Boo?
um no the evil iguana is Boo
54. Do you smoke?
drinking causes this
55. Do you own a diamond ring?
earrings
56. Are you happy with your life right now?
it is alright
57. Do you dye your hair?
not in a while
60. What were you doing May 4, 1994?
i was in the 6th grade so probably fighting with a teacher that day or riding a horse
61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
i did i have a cd with them on it
62. McDonald's or Wendy's?
i would have to say at this point wendy's
63. Do you like yourself?
sometimes
64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
that is easy mi oma
65. Favorite feature of the opposite sex?
eyeballs and their humor
66. Are you afraid of the dark?
dark bathrooms
67. Have you ever eaten paste?
Play dough was my thing
68. Do you have a webcam?
i do not despite what u may have heard ;)
69. Do you do drugs?
is it still drugs if u buy them in a drug store? if so then yes
41 Things You Never Think to Ask
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
um.... i went to the dirty place hee hee yeah i cant help it
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
um when u catch me on a roller coaster i will let u know
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
a few months ago i pulled boys on the sled from my horse... i made sure to go over the biggest rocks!!
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
it is nice to Schnuggle but it is nice to sprawl too
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
spirits and souls more that "ghosts"
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
i have my moments of mojo but they come at the weirdest times..
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina Jolie = HOT
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
some of them.. not all
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Blackjack is my game and texas hold em
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
more than once
12. What's your favorite commercial?
read my blog and u will get ur answer
http://cowchikramble.blogspot.com/
13. What are you allergic to?
seafood and
certain horse linaments and i do belive my brain thinks raw tomatoes
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
um... i drive like a old asian lady
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
i have a big mouth Poop knows all
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Yankees for me
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
once or twice
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
sometimes not often..
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
last night.. but there was also alot of pain that wasnt helping me
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
we all live in a "yellow submarine" on "Abbey road" while "she Loves you" "eight days a week" even though u "can't buy me love" , "we can work it out"
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
the pain in my chest that makes it hard to do anything right now
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lusty Loins at first sight that is what i believe in
23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
she is friends with street walker barbie.. and they all hang out with Pimp Daddy Ken
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
i do,,, CHP is NOT my friend... :) small towns suk sometimes...
25 what cell service do you use?
verizon
26. Do you like Sushi?
i like cucumber rolls and avacado rolls and MOCHI!!! so there i eat SUSHI HA
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
i guess the whole car almost running us over thing counts
28. What do you wear to bed?
depends.... On the weather!! u dirty birds..thought i was gonna go to the dirty place
29. Been caught stealing?
Not that i know of
30. what shoe size do you have?
depends on the shoe.. could be 7 could be 8
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
no. i dont use that word it is ugly
32. Classic Rock or Rap?
classic rock sometimes rap is dope yo
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
um the whole angelina question applies here too
34. Are you a virgin
i am a virgin to many things...
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
oh all the time... secretly i am a pop star
36. What food do you find disgusting?
if it came from the ocean i dont want to eat it..
37. Do you sing in the shower?
all the time the whole pop star thing applies in showerville as well
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
i dont think so
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
no only on thier frontsides
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
i think so... my memory is fading in my old age
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
i have by many things
i tend to avoid licking the back of anything it usually causes trouble
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
the better question when was the last time i had a drink at the bar??
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
i do believe 10 years... i cant do math right now my brain is on strike
4. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
no, i dont date in general i dont remember the last time i went on a date... sad really
5. Have you ever smoked pot?
Back in the day i did once or twice
6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
no that is against my strict moral code! that and close to 90% of them have been women and i would make a LOUSY lesbian
7. If so, how did that turn out?
see above
8. Ever been involved in a hit & run?
not unless u count the poor bunny.. let's all take a moment for the bunny
9. Were you popular in high school?
which one? one was HUGE and was one so small u couldnt help but know everyone
10. Have you ever been on a blind date?
no, something to do with my random man choices and such...
11. Are looks important?
to a point.. but certainly not everything...
12. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Poop! and Jamie now, Z-dawg is coming close and so is Jess , dammit were getting OLD
13. By what age would you like to be married?
when i have my ducks in a line and all that responsible stuff....
14. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
it can but most of the time about that i take the "ignorance is bliss" route.. as long as none are overlapping my time frame it is A-Ok
15. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite/same sex?
i am not sure i have ever done this...
16. Have you ever drank milk that was past the expiration date?
i adopt the phrase "milk was a bad choice" it makes my colon unhappy and no one likes an unhappy colon
17. Have you ever made a mistake?
me never...
18. Are you a good tipper?
i try - unless they were rude.. then i complain
19. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
4o something dam Koreans i tell ya!
20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
um.. yeah, and then i dated a teacher and that sounds creepy but he wasnt my teacher and i picked him up in a bar haa haa if that makes it any less creepy sounding
21. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
thank u kareoke at Uncle sams! i do now!!
22. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
what are these? i am a little frightened to know
23. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
not to my recollection, i have shaved off many a horses eyelashes some on purpose some by accident
24. What was the best/worst hairstyle of the 80's?
the best? was there a best? personally i still sport the side ponytail
25. Have you ever peed in public?
ohh many a time have i peed on my front lawn
26. What type of underwear do you wear most OFTEN?
the invisible kind followed by the string up the ass kind, and in third the boy kind with the hole for your peeper
27. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
my mom already thinks i am gay and that i have also slept with all the boys in town so how i have done this and still be gay i am not sure...
28. Do you walk around the house naked?
it is too cold as of late, in the summer it is another story
29. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
this is funny i have only recently learned that when i think i am drunk is apprantly WAY WAY past drunk and closer to comatose or something so in the end i have no idea , i dont even know when i am drunk... maybe i need to get out more
30. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
depends i either trip over a cat or trip over a dog but at both houses i trip over shoes :)
31. Do you like horror or comedy?
well the last "horror" film i saw made me laugh i am a fan of the laughter
32.Where do you want to live when you are old?
on a mountain with my 8,000 cats ( i really hope this doesnt come true)
33. Who is the friend you can count on most?
Poop
34. Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
TiVo is my current "partner" and we havent gone past leaving the dug out.. he is shy and very prude i might add!
35. Favorite drinking game?
the ones i make up! any game can be made into a drinking game
36. What did you dream last night?
something to do with snakes and it was raining and Poop was there and that is all i remember
37. What is your favorite sport to watch?
the horsey ones, and the ones that make me $$ or get me pairs of pants!! those are always nice
38. Who is your favorite character on "That 70's Show"?
i dont watch it, so i dont know
39. Have you ever given someone a tattoo?:
not to my knowledge no
40. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i have only had gnats my mouth isnt that big
1. Are you in a relationship?
all kinds
2. Do you hate more than 3 people?
ugly words dont pertain to me :)
3. How many houses have you lived in?
4 or so and a dorm room or three
4. What is your favorite candy bar?
Toblerone i have proclaimed my love loudly for the toblerone in the store
5. What are your favorite shoes?
the less material the better
6. Have you ever tripped someone?
all the time as well as drive by carrottings
7. What is your least favorite subject this year?
money and boys
8. What is your favorite subject this year?
psychology <-- sure i can use this answer
9. Do you own a Britney Spear cd ?
i do her greatest hits i am not ashamed i embrace my inner teeny bopper
10. Have you ever thrown up in public?
nope, only in bathrooms
11. Name something that's always on your mind?
always? there is no answer for that it changes all the time
12. What is your favorite music genre?
Country, and oldies, little jazzy oh yes and SHOWTUNES!!!
13. What is your sign?
Twins
14. What time were you born?
early early in the morn
15. Do you like bud light?
it isnt normal it goes in and comes out the same color that is not right
16. Have you ever made a prank call?
once that is all i say
17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
i embrace them alll.... i am not embaressed
18. Are you sarcastic?
nope never
19. What are your favorite colors?
black and shiny
20. How many watches do you own?
i am not sure more than one, i know how many i wear 0
21. Summer or winter?
summer please
22. Spring or fall?
Spring
23. What is your favorite color to wear?
black i discovered today after a million loads of laundry i own A LOT of black
24. Pepsi or Sprite?
neither
25. What color is your cell phone?
i made it shiny...
26. Where is your second home?
what does this mean? the second home i ever lived in ? Canyon Country ?
27. Have you ever slapped someone?
i have been the slapeee
28. Have you ever had a cavity?
yup :(
29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?
if u count the lizard lamps then three
31. What was your first pet?
the first one i remember is a snail
33. Do looks matter ?
somewhat.. they are not everything that's fo sho
34. Do you use chapstick?
all the time i am a junkie
36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
neither dont shop in those types of places
37. Are you too forgiving?
sometimes with certain people yes
38. How many children do you want?
negative 500 zillion. i want the ovaries gone now but the dr just laughs and says that's funny
39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
i am sure i do
40. What is your favorite breakfast?
fries with gravy crazy ottos baby!!
42. Have you ever thought you were in love?
more than once yes
43. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday laughing and pain at the same time not a good combo
44. What did you do 2 nights ago?
slept in my own bed for once
45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?
many moons
46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?
what? that is a random question
47. Have you ever been in a castle?
i dont think so
48. What are your nicknames?
oh there are new ones everyday
49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?
i do not
50. Have you ever been to Kentucky?
i never got lucky on Kentucky
51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?
i dont i am not from yuppietown or hoitey toiety-ville (sadly i can only take credit for one of those words)
52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
the boys are making loud noises in the garage and they have been alone out there a long time........
53. Have you ever called someone Boo?
um no the evil iguana is Boo
54. Do you smoke?
drinking causes this
55. Do you own a diamond ring?
earrings
56. Are you happy with your life right now?
it is alright
57. Do you dye your hair?
not in a while
60. What were you doing May 4, 1994?
i was in the 6th grade so probably fighting with a teacher that day or riding a horse
61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
i did i have a cd with them on it
62. McDonald's or Wendy's?
i would have to say at this point wendy's
63. Do you like yourself?
sometimes
64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
that is easy mi oma
65. Favorite feature of the opposite sex?
eyeballs and their humor
66. Are you afraid of the dark?
dark bathrooms
67. Have you ever eaten paste?
Play dough was my thing
68. Do you have a webcam?
i do not despite what u may have heard ;)
69. Do you do drugs?
is it still drugs if u buy them in a drug store? if so then yes
41 Things You Never Think to Ask
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
um.... i went to the dirty place hee hee yeah i cant help it
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
um when u catch me on a roller coaster i will let u know
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
a few months ago i pulled boys on the sled from my horse... i made sure to go over the biggest rocks!!
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
it is nice to Schnuggle but it is nice to sprawl too
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
spirits and souls more that "ghosts"
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
i have my moments of mojo but they come at the weirdest times..
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina Jolie = HOT
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
some of them.. not all
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Blackjack is my game and texas hold em
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
more than once
12. What's your favorite commercial?
read my blog and u will get ur answer
http://cowchikramble.blogspot.com/
13. What are you allergic to?
seafood and
certain horse linaments and i do belive my brain thinks raw tomatoes
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
um... i drive like a old asian lady
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
i have a big mouth Poop knows all
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Yankees for me
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
once or twice
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
sometimes not often..
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
last night.. but there was also alot of pain that wasnt helping me
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
we all live in a "yellow submarine" on "Abbey road" while "she Loves you" "eight days a week" even though u "can't buy me love" , "we can work it out"
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
the pain in my chest that makes it hard to do anything right now
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lusty Loins at first sight that is what i believe in
23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
she is friends with street walker barbie.. and they all hang out with Pimp Daddy Ken
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
i do,,, CHP is NOT my friend... :) small towns suk sometimes...
25 what cell service do you use?
verizon
26. Do you like Sushi?
i like cucumber rolls and avacado rolls and MOCHI!!! so there i eat SUSHI HA
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
i guess the whole car almost running us over thing counts
28. What do you wear to bed?
depends.... On the weather!! u dirty birds..thought i was gonna go to the dirty place
29. Been caught stealing?
Not that i know of
30. what shoe size do you have?
depends on the shoe.. could be 7 could be 8
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
no. i dont use that word it is ugly
32. Classic Rock or Rap?
classic rock sometimes rap is dope yo
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
um the whole angelina question applies here too
34. Are you a virgin
i am a virgin to many things...
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
oh all the time... secretly i am a pop star
36. What food do you find disgusting?
if it came from the ocean i dont want to eat it..
37. Do you sing in the shower?
all the time the whole pop star thing applies in showerville as well
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
i dont think so
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
no only on thier frontsides
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
i think so... my memory is fading in my old age
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
i have by many things

