Cowchik Ramble

Yay

2009-09-25T23:19:00.001-07:00

The keyboard doesn't go away any more!! Perhaps now I can blog all the things poo face tells me I need to before o forget them.

Lame

2009-09-22T20:07:00.001-07:00

After every letter my keypad goes away!

iPhone

2009-09-18T23:58:00.001-07:00

Blogging from the Iphone

apparantley this is me.....

2008-09-18T20:24:00.001-07:00

ISTP - "Engineer". Values freedom of action and following interests and impulses. Independent, concise in speech, master of tools. 5.4% of total population.

Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)

so funny...

2008-03-09T14:34:00.001-07:00

you tube...

2007-12-06T10:28:00.000-08:00

I love you tube.. here are two reasons why..

Ahhh.. to look and sing and play like that...

And of course the ever popular one hit wonder..

Boredom....

2007-12-02T00:36:00.001-08:00

Aside from playing with my new fancy christmas gift and uploading millions of new pictures into my albums, i have also done this.....

i dont know how i feel about this

my new favorite calf roper

2006-12-08T19:43:00.000-08:00

Friday, December 08, 2006

my new favorite calf roper....
Current mood: cold
Category: Sports

ok so previosly my favorite calf roper was Stran Smith..

so cute and pretty talented as well however heart problems have slowed him down a bit.. then with him getting married that sort of pushes him down on my list....

so watching this years NFR i have found a new one to put on top.. a fellow "Ornamental" can u imagine that??? so therfore simply because of this he has been bumped to #1... not to mention the fact that he is actually REALLY pretty talented.. so far (i am watching round 8 now.. GOD bless TiVo) he has won the last two rounds i have seen.. so by now all one of you readers i am sure are dying to know what his name is.. are you ready.... Matt Shiozawa

here is his bio ... read and learn ... That is all

Currently watching :
National Finals rodeo 2006
Release date: By 31 January, 2007

something to read...

2006-12-08T19:04:00.000-08:00

1. Story behind your MySpace song:
i dont think i have a song ... i have Korean karaoke, and the penis song...

2. What month were you born in?
May

3. Where do you live?
um that is a good question.. Palmdale and Acton

4. Wallet:
it is Brown..

5. Dream car:
This has since changed ... I saw the Bently coupe thingy i want that.. and the F850 yess..... if they make that i want it

6. Jewelry worn daily:
the bar in the top of my ear and the swirly in my tummy hole and the bar in my mouth

8. Cologne/Perfume:
the smell of horse poopy,shampoo, and laundry soap... It pants a pretty picture doesnt it??

9. CD in stereo:
Christmas songs... even though it isn't Aug

10. Wearing:
a sweater, jeans, socks and shoes

11. Wanting:
sleepy time, or horsey time, or doggie time

12. The last thing you drank?
Iced Tea

13. Something you are afraid of?
just one thing? Macaws... i have an irrational fear of Macaws and EMU's oh and EMo's too

14. Do you like candles?
i do, make sure there are no Kitties around

15. Do you believe in love?
somewhere out there it is there

18. Do you like seafood?
eww, Fish PEE in the Ocean, so do people..

19. Do you consider yourself a study freak?
what is this word u call "study"

20. Do you like tattoos?
i do..

21. What's something you wish you could understand better?
Testicles... so many things about them confuse me...

24. What did you do last weekend?
stood in the cold and listen to the horse shoer Bitch then drove many miles away from home to more COLD and WIND.. and laughed and laughed and watched a movie.. and played with fancy horsies.. and ate Pie!! and Yummy ice cream... yummm PIE.

25. Who do you miss?
my friends In Hoitey Toitey Ville

26. What does your MySpace headline mean?
it means ...They took me off into a separate room; I seen 'em takin' different people off; different ones of us off in separate rooms and put me on a big white table and uh the guy that took me in there - to examine me I guess - he probed me and then I was in there I bet more than three or four hours, in that room, being probed and at one time or another these different ones of 'em came in, four or five or six of 'em at different times, and all of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing - it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I - find I have no feelings in my buttocks.

27. Elaborate on your default photo?
it is what hair fumes do to you...

29. What's your relationship with the people in your top 4?
my family

30. What will you eat for breakfast tomorrow?
possibly more fried cheese...

31. What is your current problem?
i have no testicles, i cant find them anywhere..

32. What do you love most?
Family,Friends, animali's

33. What makes you most happy?
Family,Friends, animali's

34. Are you musically inclined?
I try.. it is not pretty sometimes

35. Which shoe goes on first?
the right..

36. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
i just talked about this the other day...

37. Ever have a near death experience?
i believe so

38. Name an obvious quality you have?
i am totally serious...at all times..

39. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Wonderboy.. it is because my phone rang...

40. Which celebrity would you marry?
My wedding invite says Jack Black..

41. Who will cut and paste this first?
Whoever else works like me...

42. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Adam Carolla...

44. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
i am not like some..

45. Been in a fight?
Tifts..

46. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Never.. they would all die..

48. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Chai Tea

49. Say something totally random about yourself.
Smuchtelflazen...

50. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I am my own celebrity..

51. How old are you?
25

52. Do you wear a watch?
i dont...

53. Do you have anything pierced?
My ears,tummy hole,mouth

54. Do you have any tattoos?
i have one... I rock!

55. Do you like pain?
i like to think no...

56. Do you like to shop?
when i can ..

57. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
when was the last time i had cash is a better question...

58. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Gas.. exciting right??

59. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
i am talking to Z Dawg... as we speak

60. What is on your desktop background?
Corky St Clair

61. Do you have siblings?
one whole one and 2 halfies

62. Do you know any twins?
i Do

63. Do you have any weird relatives?
um... my family isnt from this country... we had squid at thanksgiving.. u decide

64. What was the last movie you watched?
I am trying to watch Devil Wears Prada..almost finished

65. What was the last book you read?
i am reading about cadavers

66. Did you or do you go to college?
i am on a "Break"

67. What are your favorite pair of pants that you own?
i have so many...

68. What is your favorite day of the week?
the days i dont work

69. Are you going to attend your high school reunion?
only in a pantsuit and a mullet....with the name MARY PAT

70. What are you going to do after you answer this question?
going back to my movie..

One Choice

2006-12-07T11:13:00.000-08:00

have you ever thought about how much one choice can really affect something?
So i got this brilliant idea while watching the ever Deep and thoughtful show "One Tree Hill" In this episode there was a Glimpse into "what could have been" people were different, everything all because of a few choices...
The other thing that affected this blogging idea came from a good friend of mine.. we have a long sorted history that goes back to June of 2000.. (Thank God for his memory).. I have been wondering more so recently .. ( he got sent to live FAR AWAY) and it has affected me more than i thought it ever would.. with long sporadic phone calls and even more sporadic conversations about this very topic.. SO in every life (well maybe not EVERY one) but in mine and in most i have found there is that one event or decision.. something big potentially life changing, that perhaps if u had made a different choice your life would be going in a totally different direction??

We have talked about (or really he has let me babble on) about what might have been. We have plated the What if game a time or two as well. The part about this whole thing that makes me the most sad is the fact that "what could have been" is all on my head. I CHOSE wrong... He was there, we had a great thing from the min we met.. however being young and naive i chose the guy i thought was for lack of better words.."Cooler".. he had the more exciting job, he was closer, he was older, and in a way he was hotter.. This particular boy has been dubbed "the bad guy" through the years.. He was like a young border-line infatuation for me... so anyway back to the subject at hand.. Boy A (He is referred to among friends as "the Bonehead") we have remained friends through the years.. seeing each other here and there at various functions, and camping trips.. We fought.. we didn't speak.. he went to fight in a war.. now we are back to being as good as we can be.. So through all of this we have been talking about choices... I wonder what might have been had i chose the "nice guy" where would i be? what would i be doing? would we still be together ? would we be happy? and then as my ADD Brain likes to work,, i started thinking about how much one choice can affect not just yourself but an infinite number of people around you...like all the people i have met in the last 4 years.. what have i done to make their life take on a different direction? i am not talking anything life changing but what sort of chain of events have i been a part of? If you start thinking about all the little things that have happened and the chain of people that have been affected by a simple event it starts to become quite a large Number!

I have no ending or conclusion my blogging mojo is gone.. :(

Art Blog

2006-11-02T21:42:00.000-08:00

so i know this is lame and shouldnt count but my great idea went out the window about 15 crumpled pages ago!

ok so i am saposed to tag folks but i will say i tag whoever reads my blog and hasnt done it!!

i am special! and not in the "don't eat the paste way"

2006-10-20T14:32:00.000-07:00

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

You could be the cat's ass....

2006-10-19T15:06:00.000-07:00

ok so last night after all this happened... and after our stint and Barnes, and many hugs from Durango... Poop decides she needs a drink... the question is where.. this took a long time to figure out...Finally she gave in and we went to the Spur... The spur is "off the Chizizle" if i may quote myself. so we go there and there are literally 8 people including the bartender... we get our drinks and two more dudes wander in.. some really old dude comes over and gives up this tiny slip of paper with a picture on it and he asks our names of course it takes him like 10 minutes per name... how hard is it to spell them? anyway here it is:

so then as we were leaving after our one drink and listening to some stupid ass women rant about homosexuals... more on that in a minute... we are walking out and the old man stops us grabs my arm and proceeds to tell me how the next time i come in here i should let my hair down, possibly loose the glasses but not have to and then i will be a knock out.. because i am already beautiful and no one should tell me otherwise.. i am Hot like a home maker? something like that but yeah if i follow his advise i will be the cats ass!! Pop will comment and and possibly explain the homemaker thing better... i was frightened ...

so the stupid lady was talking about homosexuals and they should be castrated and not allowed to roam with normal society i even think she mentioned they infiltrate the internet.. but i cant be sure.. hearing this we both almost walked out then and there and we had this brilliant plan except it would have not been hot it would have been creepy to look at her and say: " So we shouldn't be allowed to roam in society because we prefer women?" and proceed to make out.. however that would be like making out with my sister and that is not HOT.. but that really was Uncool... and Unless you are God Himself u have No right to judge anyone else... hell she was talking about flashing her tits to a singing stuffed cow about 20 min prior to that... that was not Hot either... so yes i think the SPUR is off the Chizizle we have to understand why i think that but i do... what other bar has a sign on the wall that says "gentleman with Lady guests other than their wives please use the tables in the back." that is just classic! And had real Meaning for a While.. but that is a story for another day.

ok just a running tally...

2006-10-19T15:05:00.000-07:00

OMG i Posted a blog....
Current mood: sleepy
Category: Food and Restaurants

Ok so i think i am gong to start a tally....

Del Taco is almost as bad as Tommy's Chilly
Carl's Jr- not as bad as i thought it was going to be
Mc Donald's- i haven't been that brave yet.....

this will be updated as i go along.... trust me it makes sense.....

Currently listening :
All The Stars And Boulevards
By Augustana
Release date: By 06 September, 2005

because i find myself to be very entertaining....

2006-10-09T11:15:00.000-07:00

1.Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
i tend to avoid licking the back of anything it usually causes trouble

2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
the better question when was the last time i had a drink at the bar??

3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
i do believe 10 years... i cant do math right now my brain is on strike

4. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
no, i dont date in general i dont remember the last time i went on a date... sad really

5. Have you ever smoked pot?
Back in the day i did once or twice

6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
no that is against my strict moral code! that and close to 90% of them have been women and i would make a LOUSY lesbian

7. If so, how did that turn out?
see above

8. Ever been involved in a hit & run?
not unless u count the poor bunny.. let's all take a moment for the bunny

9. Were you popular in high school?
which one? one was HUGE and was one so small u couldnt help but know everyone

10. Have you ever been on a blind date?
no, something to do with my random man choices and such...

11. Are looks important?
to a point.. but certainly not everything...

12. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Poop! and Jamie now, Z-dawg is coming close and so is Jess , dammit were getting OLD

13. By what age would you like to be married?
when i have my ducks in a line and all that responsible stuff....

14. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
it can but most of the time about that i take the "ignorance is bliss" route.. as long as none are overlapping my time frame it is A-Ok

15. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite/same sex?
i am not sure i have ever done this...

16. Have you ever drank milk that was past the expiration date?
i adopt the phrase "milk was a bad choice" it makes my colon unhappy and no one likes an unhappy colon

17. Have you ever made a mistake?
me never...

18. Are you a good tipper?
i try - unless they were rude.. then i complain

19. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
4o something dam Koreans i tell ya!

20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
um.. yeah, and then i dated a teacher and that sounds creepy but he wasnt my teacher and i picked him up in a bar haa haa if that makes it any less creepy sounding

21. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
thank u kareoke at Uncle sams! i do now!!

22. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
what are these? i am a little frightened to know

23. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
not to my recollection, i have shaved off many a horses eyelashes some on purpose some by accident

24. What was the best/worst hairstyle of the 80's?
the best? was there a best? personally i still sport the side ponytail

25. Have you ever peed in public?
ohh many a time have i peed on my front lawn

26. What type of underwear do you wear most OFTEN?
the invisible kind followed by the string up the ass kind, and in third the boy kind with the hole for your peeper

27. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
my mom already thinks i am gay and that i have also slept with all the boys in town so how i have done this and still be gay i am not sure...

28. Do you walk around the house naked?
it is too cold as of late, in the summer it is another story

29. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
this is funny i have only recently learned that when i think i am drunk is apprantly WAY WAY past drunk and closer to comatose or something so in the end i have no idea , i dont even know when i am drunk... maybe i need to get out more

30. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
depends i either trip over a cat or trip over a dog but at both houses i trip over shoes :)

31. Do you like horror or comedy?
well the last "horror" film i saw made me laugh i am a fan of the laughter

32.Where do you want to live when you are old?
on a mountain with my 8,000 cats ( i really hope this doesnt come true)

33. Who is the friend you can count on most?
Poop

34. Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
TiVo is my current "partner" and we havent gone past leaving the dug out.. he is shy and very prude i might add!

35. Favorite drinking game?
the ones i make up! any game can be made into a drinking game

36. What did you dream last night?
something to do with snakes and it was raining and Poop was there and that is all i remember

37. What is your favorite sport to watch?
the horsey ones, and the ones that make me $$ or get me pairs of pants!! those are always nice

38. Who is your favorite character on "That 70's Show"?
i dont watch it, so i dont know

39. Have you ever given someone a tattoo?:
not to my knowledge no

40. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i have only had gnats my mouth isnt that big

1. Are you in a relationship?
all kinds

2. Do you hate more than 3 people?
ugly words dont pertain to me :)

3. How many houses have you lived in?
4 or so and a dorm room or three

4. What is your favorite candy bar?
Toblerone i have proclaimed my love loudly for the toblerone in the store

5. What are your favorite shoes?
the less material the better

6. Have you ever tripped someone?
all the time as well as drive by carrottings

7. What is your least favorite subject this year?
money and boys

8. What is your favorite subject this year?
psychology <-- sure i can use this answer

9. Do you own a Britney Spear cd ?
i do her greatest hits i am not ashamed i embrace my inner teeny bopper

10. Have you ever thrown up in public?
nope, only in bathrooms

11. Name something that's always on your mind?
always? there is no answer for that it changes all the time

12. What is your favorite music genre?
Country, and oldies, little jazzy oh yes and SHOWTUNES!!!

13. What is your sign?
Twins

14. What time were you born?
early early in the morn

15. Do you like bud light?
it isnt normal it goes in and comes out the same color that is not right

16. Have you ever made a prank call?
once that is all i say

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
i embrace them alll.... i am not embaressed

18. Are you sarcastic?
nope never

19. What are your favorite colors?
black and shiny

20. How many watches do you own?
i am not sure more than one, i know how many i wear 0

21. Summer or winter?
summer please

22. Spring or fall?
Spring

23. What is your favorite color to wear?
black i discovered today after a million loads of laundry i own A LOT of black

24. Pepsi or Sprite?
neither

25. What color is your cell phone?
i made it shiny...

26. Where is your second home?
what does this mean? the second home i ever lived in ? Canyon Country ?

27. Have you ever slapped someone?
i have been the slapeee

28. Have you ever had a cavity?
yup :(

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?
if u count the lizard lamps then three

31. What was your first pet?
the first one i remember is a snail

33. Do looks matter ?
somewhat.. they are not everything that's fo sho

34. Do you use chapstick?
all the time i am a junkie

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
neither dont shop in those types of places

37. Are you too forgiving?
sometimes with certain people yes

38. How many children do you want?
negative 500 zillion. i want the ovaries gone now but the dr just laughs and says that's funny

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
i am sure i do

40. What is your favorite breakfast?
fries with gravy crazy ottos baby!!

42. Have you ever thought you were in love?
more than once yes

43. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday laughing and pain at the same time not a good combo

44. What did you do 2 nights ago?
slept in my own bed for once

45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?
many moons

46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?
what? that is a random question

47. Have you ever been in a castle?
i dont think so

48. What are your nicknames?
oh there are new ones everyday

49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?
i do not

50. Have you ever been to Kentucky?
i never got lucky on Kentucky

51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?
i dont i am not from yuppietown or hoitey toiety-ville (sadly i can only take credit for one of those words)

52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
the boys are making loud noises in the garage and they have been alone out there a long time........

53. Have you ever called someone Boo?
um no the evil iguana is Boo

54. Do you smoke?
drinking causes this

55. Do you own a diamond ring?
earrings

56. Are you happy with your life right now?
it is alright

57. Do you dye your hair?
not in a while

60. What were you doing May 4, 1994?
i was in the 6th grade so probably fighting with a teacher that day or riding a horse

61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
i did i have a cd with them on it

62. McDonald's or Wendy's?
i would have to say at this point wendy's

63. Do you like yourself?
sometimes

64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
that is easy mi oma

65. Favorite feature of the opposite sex?
eyeballs and their humor

66. Are you afraid of the dark?
dark bathrooms

67. Have you ever eaten paste?
Play dough was my thing

68. Do you have a webcam?
i do not despite what u may have heard ;)

69. Do you do drugs?
is it still drugs if u buy them in a drug store? if so then yes

41 Things You Never Think to Ask

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
um.... i went to the dirty place hee hee yeah i cant help it

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
um when u catch me on a roller coaster i will let u know

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
a few months ago i pulled boys on the sled from my horse... i made sure to go over the biggest rocks!!

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
it is nice to Schnuggle but it is nice to sprawl too

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
spirits and souls more that "ghosts"

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
i have my moments of mojo but they come at the weirdest times..

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina Jolie = HOT

9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
some of them.. not all

10. Do you know how to play poker?
Blackjack is my game and texas hold em

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
more than once

12. What's your favorite commercial?
read my blog and u will get ur answer
http://cowchikramble.blogspot.com/

13. What are you allergic to?
seafood and
certain horse linaments and i do belive my brain thinks raw tomatoes

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
um... i drive like a old asian lady

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
i have a big mouth Poop knows all

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Yankees for me

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
once or twice

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
sometimes not often..

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
last night.. but there was also alot of pain that wasnt helping me

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
we all live in a "yellow submarine" on "Abbey road" while "she Loves you" "eight days a week" even though u "can't buy me love" , "we can work it out"

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
the pain in my chest that makes it hard to do anything right now

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lusty Loins at first sight that is what i believe in

23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
she is friends with street walker barbie.. and they all hang out with Pimp Daddy Ken

24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
i do,,, CHP is NOT my friend... :) small towns suk sometimes...

25 what cell service do you use?
verizon

26. Do you like Sushi?
i like cucumber rolls and avacado rolls and MOCHI!!! so there i eat SUSHI HA

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
i guess the whole car almost running us over thing counts

28. What do you wear to bed?
depends.... On the weather!! u dirty birds..thought i was gonna go to the dirty place

29. Been caught stealing?
Not that i know of

30. what shoe size do you have?
depends on the shoe.. could be 7 could be 8

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
no. i dont use that word it is ugly

32. Classic Rock or Rap?
classic rock sometimes rap is dope yo

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
um the whole angelina question applies here too

34. Are you a virgin
i am a virgin to many things...

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
oh all the time... secretly i am a pop star

36. What food do you find disgusting?
if it came from the ocean i dont want to eat it..

37. Do you sing in the shower?
all the time the whole pop star thing applies in showerville as well

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
i dont think so

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
no only on thier frontsides

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
i think so... my memory is fading in my old age

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
i have by many things

In light of You tube

2006-09-15T11:48:00.000-07:00

i love u tube and it entertains me at work now...

and

one more...

The best commercial ever

2006-09-15T11:45:00.000-07:00

usually not a big fan... but..

This one is good too..

it is cheating but what the hey.....

2006-08-22T16:44:00.000-07:00

It's like Mexican for a fighting chicken....

1. WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
Reeky Booby......

2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
Driving fast....

3. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
the mls and me were fighting.. but being a cage fighter, i won naturally

4. SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1995?
i was riding champion of the universe, in the antelope valley anyway

5. LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
It is not sexual in any way, please ignore the fact that I have an erection.

6. HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
tea that is it

7. WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND(s) RIGHT NOW?
on the computer at home cattin with babes online

8. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
blue and white and red and green and....

9. WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
at home? grass and dirt, shoes,dogs

10. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Gas, yeah, exciting.....

11. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
um... lap dances ...yeah......

12. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
tannish

13. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
in a tin like jar

14. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
sunny and hot

15. BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
anything with dough

16. SOMETHING YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT?
going home :) only 4 hours.. let the countdown begin........

17. LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
a few months ago or so......

18. WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?
7.5 or 8 or sometimes 7 ish or 6 ish

19. DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?
a halfy, just the left half, oh yeah and my sister from another mister and mother

20. ARE YOU VERY RANDOM?
i am straight like cooked spaghetti

21. DO YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR?
i dont think so, otherwise i would have

22. ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 22?
i beleive so in some countries

23. DO YOU TALK A LOT?
nope, i a mute typist

24. DO YOU WATCH THE OC?
no, i do not i have too many otehr shows to watch and keep up with

25. WHAT DAY DOES YOUR SCHOOL END THIS YEAR?
the school of life never ends.... well untill u die

26. Does your screen name have an X in it?
no it does not

27. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED STEVE
Big steve.. Kjopierhjwpom (if u know him this makes sense)

28. DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
all the time i am working on a dictionary...

29. ARE YOU TICKLISH?
me no,

30. ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
i have many many issues...

Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS?
it would be Poop

Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?:
something about drinking or something i dunno

Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
not of late

Q: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?
curly as a ruler

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOU'RE GOING TO?
something at the fair, i am pretty sure

Q: WHO IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
Myself i rock!!

Q: WHAT WORD DO YOU SAY A LOT?
Like- i really dont like the fact i say like, like all the time, but like i am like from california, so like i cant like help it, like....

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
i teeny tiny twix...... and there i went to the dirty place...... wow

Q: WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO SOMEONE, AND WHO WAS IT?
=P on sushi.... to bossman

Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
TiVo we have a sepcial bond that cant be broken...

Q: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
no, is that a tragedy???

Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
it is wed. i do

Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
yes for beer bottles and caps and other such elusive beverage products

Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
who knows..... do u?? i may end up with 5 million cats eternally smelling of urine and cat litter... ewww... that was a really bad vivid picture i just got..

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
i dont know when the last time i said it was.... but i always mean it.

Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
working or soemthing of that nature.....

Q: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
i have many most recently surf and murph, arnie and foo fong

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
Lusty loins it is all about lusty loins....

Q: YOUNGEST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY?
myself if u want to get technicall i guess i have a cousin (who is in medical school)

Q: IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
who needs crack when ur me???

Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
it seems that way sometimes...

Q: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
the other day i skated out of the store... trying this fancy longboard it was dope...

Q: BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
Reecky booby.... it was the last one i saw so it is the freshest in myy brain

Q: WHAT KIND OF CELLPHONE DO YOU HAVE?
some kind of LG something...

Q: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
the sound of silence....

todays topic is quiz/survey

2006-08-18T14:34:00.000-07:00

this is quite possibly one of the best ones since i am an expert!!

i am trying to find a good one to post....

so after many minuetes of searching all the good ones have already been posted on this blog so u'll just have to search and see for yourselves!!

ok i did one but it isnt very funny

honesty and gobbledygook

From: Eternal Void

Don't take it if you're going to LIE.

1. What kind of shirt are you wearing?
john deere nothing runs like a deer

2. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
sure y not, i am the one with the herpes ( HAA HAAA)

3. Do you have "A thing" for anyone on your top friends?
no that i am aware of

4. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?
i only add people i know in real life, Big B and i are like 2 peas in a pod!!

5. How many kids do you want to have?
negative 6 <- that many i wishing for an early onset of meno pause

6. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
that is subject to interpretation. yes, that is what i am sticking with

7. What name would you want besides the one you have?
i cant even name my dog after i have had her a year and now u wnat me to name myself?? good luck with that one

8. What did you do for your last birthday?
went to citywalk to saddleranch, then was forced onstage at deja-vu, BASTARDS!! it was actually painfull!! some chick slammed on my legs and i thought i was going to suffocate from all the boobs in my face

9. What's your current ringtone on your phone?
who is calling? the underpant gnomes sing, or kanye raps about gold diggers or ashlee sings about not stleaing boyfriends, oh and justin sings about sexyback

10. What time did you wake up today?
7 ish

11. What were you doing at midnight two nights ago?
i think i was talking on the phone. settling wierdness

13. Do you like having your hair pulled?
dirty place......

14. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
the weekend yeah i cant wait to wash my horse she is dirty oh joy!!

15. Last time you saw your mom?
this is a good question, it has been a while

16. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
riches!! $$$$$

17. If you won $300,000 , what would you do with it?
buy stuff that will make me richer!! invest

19. Have you ever talked to Tom?
is tom even real?? he isnt like some urban legend??

20. Last thing you ate?
brownies thank you title rep man now i feel sick!!

21. What's your favorite month?
May

22. Least favorite month?
the cold ones

23. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
socks from Jess i never think to have those around

24. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
no one a few hours ago that was a different story!!

25. Most visited webpage?
my email page

28. Last person to make you sad?
dam boy! the "fake" one

29. Would you take a bullet for your best friend?
sure

30. Favorite kind of soda?
mountain dew or cherry coke

31. If someone you hated died, what would you do?
nothing and i dont hate people

32. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
on the cheek does that count?? that is the most action i have had in a while! the dogs yesterday and my horse licked my head this morning

If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:

"Don't Lie Survey"

Why I shouldn't meet rappers

2006-08-13T01:25:00.000-07:00

Ok so I was told I need to blog what happened the other night... Fri night it was big E's birthday. He wants to go to cheescake in Sherman oaks, ok kool I have never been there. So we meet the boys at the bar while they are waiting for a table.so I see this guy sitting at the bar huge diamond earrings in both ears, a GIANT bling bling watch is the only way to describe it. And a "doo rag"... So so then we are told by Big E that that guy I have my arm on the back of his chair and has gaudi taste is "Chinggy" my response: ok.... I know the name I know he is a rapper but that is it. Y he is in Sherman oaks we don't know and at cheescake? At the bar??I am not meant to meet rappers I think, I don't give them the response they secretly want I think. So I have to tell another story that involves Kanye West. While filming his video for Jesus Walks, (the one where he got punked) my boss at the time calls me and says go to that place in littlerock, Joey (her husband) is there doing a music video and they need a double for a brunette. Ok... So I go there and wait and wait and wait, Joey and Justin (his friend fellow stuntman) are off in the hills filming the driving parts, so there I stand not knowing anyone, I don't even know who to ask, and I see a black dude in a polo shirt with a few people around.. He walks by says hi is very nice, in the midst of all my standing am on the phone with my boss and I ask her who the video is for, her response: "we don't know some crazy black rapper that had Joey wear a KKK outfit and get lit on fire and roll down a hill last night" nice, ok so a rapper that hates white people great... So I see the whole punked thing happen but I have no idea what is really happening, so the guy gets even crazier in my mind.. (yeah if u look I am blurred in the background of that episode!! hee hee my ranger is famous!!) so anyway I finally meet up with Joey and Justin and he is like oh they didnt tell u? the girl is hurt so they are filming her laying down so they dont need a double anymore.. nice I spent the day standing ... So anyway I find out later after I see the video that I had actually kind of snubbed Kanye West. Nice....

Fun to read suks to make!!!!

2006-08-09T11:09:00.000-07:00

picture survey!

You must type your answers to the following questions into the Google Image Search and then post one of the pictures that comes up as a result.

1. Your first car?
Like this but Silver

2. Where you grew up?

3. Where you live now?
Ahh the spur!!

4. Your name?
No JOke! i typed in my name and i found myself!

5. Your grandmother's name?

6. Favorite food?

7. Favorite drink?

8. Favorite song?

9. Favorite smell?

10. Last thing you ate?

Ok blog a day

2006-08-09T10:08:00.000-07:00

I am way behind I still need to do food,friends,fashion,games.
today is goals and what not. Great....

There is a land called passive agreseeva, and you are their queen

here is the breakdown down of what we are supposed to do and what I have actually done!!

08/01/2006 Art and Photography
08/02/2006 Automotive
08/03/2006 Blogging
08/04/2006 Dreams and the Supernatural

I made it to here... Yes I have commitment issues.....

08/05/2006 Fashion, Style, Shopping
08/06/2006 Food and Restaurants
08/07/2006 Friends
08/08/2006 Games
08/09/2006 Goals, Plans, Hopes
08/10/2006 Jobs, Work, Careers
08/11/2006 Life
08/12/2006 Movies, TV, Celebrities
08/13/2006 Music
08/13/2006 MySpace
08/14/2006 News and Politics
08/15/2006 Parties and Nightlife
08/16/2006 Pets and Animals
08/17/2006 Podcast
08/18/2006 Quiz/Survey
08/19/2006 Religion and Philosophy
08/20/2006 Romance and Relationships
08/21/2006 School, College, Greek
08/22/2006 Sports
08/23/2006 Travel and Places
08/24/2006 Web, HTML, Tech
08/25/2006 Writing and Poetry

this made me laugh

2006-08-08T11:24:00.000-07:00

will this work?? i have too many pets

2006-08-08T11:01:00.000-07:00

Lori

Lori --

[noun]:

A person with a taste for acorns

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Tari

Tari --

[adjective]:

Like in nature to a train-riding hobo

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

FLOWER

FLOWER --

[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY SINCE SHE DOESNT HAVE ALL FIVE SENSES!!!!

herman

herman --

[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Boo

Boo --

[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

puppy

no name --

[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

garnet

Garnet --

[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

chocolate

Chocolate --

[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Kallie

Kallie --

[noun]:

A real life muppet

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Christina

Stina --

[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

blogaday stuff i am very behind

2006-08-07T16:30:00.000-07:00

very very behind!! i need fashion, food, and friends to catch up and tomorow another one will be added to the list Games. ok off i go to read for inspiration. i left my ghetto notes at hoem today!! :(

surveys about feelings and mushy nonsense

2006-08-07T16:08:00.000-07:00

here are three i know i know three for me that is good i havent done any in a while!!

survey about feelings and other mushy nonsense
From: ~*I Hope You Think Of Me*~

YOU MUST ANSWER EVERY QUESTION..WITH THE TRUTH..!!!

1]Is there someone who you like at the moment?
myself, we hare going through a rough bit

2]Have you ever given or been given roses?
yes, do boys like roses?

3]What is your all time favorite romance movie?
the notebook, See no evil ahh a mothers love

4]How many times can you honestly say you've been in love?
once

5]Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
soul-mate of the moment, i think there are people that need to be in your lives at certain times, i am not sure about the whole be in love for 75 years nonsense

6]Do you think that you should become friends with someone first?
i do think it works out better that way

7]Have you ever had your heart broken?
not broken,

8]What do you think about long-distance relationships?
they dont work, long term they may work in the now, but not forever how fun would that be?

9]Your thoughts on online relationships?
uh huh

10]Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger?
5 years older, perhaps then they might have a clue, but sadly most of the time they dont

11]Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
"fake" boyfriends become of this

12]Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
leopards dont change spots right?

13]How many kids do you want to have?
negative 8 that many, i would like also for the woman doctor to not laugh at me when i mention this fact

14]Do you usually fall for a wrong guy/girl or the right guy/girl?
being as i am not hitched then they are all wrong right?

15]What is your favorite color?
black,platinum

16]What are your views on gay marriage?
who are we to say anything? Love is Love is Love

17]Have you ever broken someone's heart?
once that i know of....

18]Are you the one who makes the move or do you wait for them to make the move?
depends on how much alcohol is involved, the mood that i am in

19] If you're 79 and your spouse dies, will you remarry?
probably not, i will beat people wtih my cane and/or my walker

20]Do you think remarriage is betrayal?
who thinks that?

21]At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
the 6th grade i when the madness began, so 12ish?

22]What song do you want played as you walk down the aisle?
dunno dont think about those things

survey #2

From: Eternal Void

A - Available: seems that way,

B - Best Friend: Poop, Jess

C - Crush: at the momento Nope

D - Dad's Name: Doug

E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Poop she's the sh*t haa haa

F - Favorite Band: too many, my brain is too foggy to think of just one

G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: none ewwie

H - Hometown: Landscatter. Damn that's pathetic. eh? <-- yes but i prefer Quartz Hill, it is smaller and um better!!

I - Instrument: Flute, piano, next is guitar! if only my teacher hadnt joined a band..... i would be rokin out today!

J - Job: survey taker,movie watcher, music listenter, crackspace surfer

K - Kids: None for me please

L - Longest Car Ride: Oso's even though i slept through most of it is was LONGER than driving to santa cruz alone!

M - Milk Flavor: Silk chocolate

N - Number Of Siblings: One brother

O - One Wish: to be happy

P- Phobias: Failing, being stuck up high

Q - Favorite Quote: the one on my crackspace, about time healing stuff

R - Reason To Smile: i heard how my horse plays full contact and ramming everyone, and the othe r one spinning and jumping in circles

S - Song You Last Heard: Underpants gnomes singing when my phone rang

T - Time You Woke Up: 6 ish then 7 ish

U - Unknown Fact About Me: read my blogs

V - Vegetable: asparagus yummmm green beans yummmm

W - Worst Habits: not working!

X - X-Rays You've Had: a lot!

Y - Your Favorite Food: the bad kind, fried,or suguary

Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Last but not least!!

because i am a massochist

From: ~*I Hope You Think Of Me*~

uncomfortable questions that arent really uncomfortable

This survey is gonna probably make you uncomfortable, but if you do it...answer honestly!

...Then repost so others can do it. It is actually worth while, one all about love, relationships, and all things like that, that most peoplewont ask.

-Longest relationship:
so i have been recently reminded of one i never really counted, but is the winner-- 6 years on and off yup that's right (u though the subject line was about the survay! HA)

-Shortest relationship:
that would be about two months

-How many people have you broken up with?
dont know for sure

-How many times have you truly been in love?
once

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
a few

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
once

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
once

-Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
more than once

-Have you ever been cheated on?
i have no hard proof, but i am not stupid

-What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Respect, talking, Trust, oh and Hot lovin

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
beaten,shattered,stomped,trampled, but it works no not broken (i know i stole ur answer again!)

-Have you ever broken someones heart?
once

-Do you talk to any of your exes?
A few randomly a few times a year (phew)

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?
nope, these happen for a reason

-Do you think any of your exes feel the same way?
about what?

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
i am the best haa haa

-Have you dated someone older then you?
most of em are

-Younger?
twice

-What is one thing that all of your exes had in common?
they were boys other than that?

-Have you ever cried yourself to sleep over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
i would never do that that would be sinful and wrong!

-When is the last time that you were in a relationship?
well there is some debate as to it being "fake" or not but at any rate it has been about two months

-Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lusty Loins baby lusty loins it all that happens

-Ever been given a promise ring?

-Ever been given an Engagement ring?
i found earrings, i forgot about them! yup i am the girl that forgets about diamond jewelry!

-Do you want to get married?
it is a scary thought

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
if i do i tell them, the ones i am alowed to talk to any way haa haa

-Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
um... "stolen" isnt the word for it. i think

-Ever liked someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend?
not people's that i knew well or liked. (does that make it better?)

-Do you believe in true love?
somewhere over the rainbow it is there

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
it isnt fun! that's for sure

Now repost this as uncomfortable questions

Day #4 dreams and stuff

2006-08-04T12:16:00.000-07:00

HAA HAA I beat poop on this one. Today's topic dreams and the supernatural.. So I am still trying to figure out where I stand on all these. While I do think that dreams tap into our sub-conscious minds I am not sure that they are all as deep as people make them to be, I know the other day I found an old boy off of myspace and we sent a few messages back and forth and that night the dream I had, had him in it. That is al I remember from the dream though. So what does that mean? You could anal-yze the shit out of it and come up with something wacky or I say it just means he was on my mind at that moment in time. As far as the supernatural.. I dunno, I am not all that into ghosts or spirits. I do however believe in souls, I am not all sure about the haunting stuff but I do get VERY VERY creeped out by it. I cant watch those shows on TV or movies that has to do with haunting it scares the shit out of me. Astrology and psychics... um well, I think u have to take that with a grain of salt. I went to one of those cheapy fair psychics and everything she said hasn't happened yet. And that was two years ago!! But I do think that there are psychics that can pick up on your energy and same with the "animal communicators" I know that they put of "energy" of sorts and there are people that can feel it or tune into it. I would like to believe that there are those who can actually speak to them as well since I want to get my horses and dogs read! I know when I am paying attention to my big horse I can tune into her a little and as crazy as it sounds I can tell where she hurts, I will get a pain sometimes in that area and I like to think that it is what she is feeling. SO there I guess I haven't really told anyone that before so there it is ... It could be my own psychosis or it could really be her. I am going to choose to believe it is her!

Day # 3 Blogging

2006-08-03T10:13:00.000-07:00

Today's topic Blogging, while getting ready to write about this topic I went to check poops blog first to see if she had posted yet which being the owl type that she is, she has. (if that sentence makes any sense then I applaud you!) So reading Poops Blog she kids of stole my idea's without actually knowing my ideas! So here we are... blogging .. dammit anything I was/are going to say she said it better than I would, so what to do now??? Y do I blog? I guess as she said it is a form of cheap therapy, a way to get things out there in to the depths of cyberspace for any to read. It is also a way to sort of chronicle life events. I can go back to the month or so when I actually started blogging on a reg basis and see what happened. Also it is a form of entertainment of sorts, trying to write down things that were interesting to me or in a way that makes it interesting to others. So entertain them for a few min out of their day. my problem with blogging in regularity. i have absolutley no reg in my life be it in the bathroom or in blogging. perhaps this is y i am so interested in this bloglympics we started(jacked) it is a way for me to make sure i blog everyday.

blogolicious mojo Day #2 of bloglympics/blog-a-day

2006-08-02T09:50:00.000-07:00

ok so today is day #2 the topic Automotive, i am trying to find my blogolicious mojo as poop so creativily called it, right nwo i am alone in the office, a rarity especially at this time of day, so hopefully it will come, so as poop said in her blog (which i am not computer savvy enough to add the link here! haa haa so i will do it the old fashioned way http://www.tragicbeautiful.com/blog/index.html) this is a harder subject for me than it is for her, and as she mentioned before having a pair of breasts in an autoshop can be both good and bad, while she was taking classes, and fixing poor "big Jim" for me, i was OH SO close to using a plasma cutter, i have still yet to this day been able to use one, i tried welding once, and it wasnt pretty! anyway back to cars, nothing comes to mind when anyone mentions cars other than status. while i do enjoy good eye candy in a nicley rebuilt car , i dont think i get that same rush that poop gets, It seems the more $$ u spend to get a "stock" car the more serious people take you. Take realtors for example, they have to have a nice car for thier image, who would want to buy a house from someone driving a jalopy? it doesnt give anyone much confidence in them. why is that? why cant it just mean that they are frugal or practical? i have spent the last couple of months looking at trucks, i am getting pretty tired of not having a way to take my own horses to a how or somewhere when i want and having to haggle or convinve jesss or whoever that the show will be fun. Dam horses are going to break me! while i could afford a generic car like a little honda or something it just isnt practical for me and would pretty much be a waste of $. if i am going to spend the 20 or 30 K that i need to get a decent truck then it is going to be the one that i want!! Jess thinks i am wierd because i wont even look at ext. cabs but i have certian requirments for what i want and one day when the time is right i think i will find it. then there is my totally un-practical wish of having a new Z or an audi G35 i think it is. soo entireley not practical due to the dogs and all the dirt and stuff that seems to follow me. but hey a girl can dream right? so now that this blog has gone in about a million and a half directions i should end.. and u know this wasnt half as hard as i thought.

Blog-a-day #1 Art and Photography

2006-08-01T09:14:00.000-07:00

ok , so expieriencing writers block on this. i shouldnt becuase this is a subject that interests me. the only thing that comes to mind on this is jealousy and envy... i take pictures a lot of pictures at times, and they come out just ok, 90% of them come out like any joe shcmo took them, this is not good enough for me. same with painting or drawing, this one is actually ahrder for me, since my originiality gene seems to be missing i can only re-create from other people's work and then i am constantly comparing it to others, and it is never good enough. i cant write well, come up with ideas, all i can do is doodle.. pity party table for one please! ok so then there is Poop who has all this ability in a lot of different things, writing, graphic arts work, drawing, beading , she has great ideas, and when she does her projects they come out really Nice! u'll have to forgive the blabbiness of this blog, i am in a funk and and not in my creative mojoness, it has been missing for quite some time now. :(

our own blogolympics

2006-07-31T14:49:00.000-07:00

Poop and i have come up with our own version of the blogolympics, but i am voting for the name blog a day i dunno what she wants to call it, i also vote to keep the same rules u blog about a predetermined topic once daily, this is taken from myspace so they use thier topics, i say we use them too, becuse at the moment i cant think. The topics are as follows: i may start today maybe another day i am not sure

Art and Photography
Automotive
Blogging
Dreams and the Supernatural
Fashion, Style, Shopping
Food and Restaurants
Friends
Games
Goals, Plans, Hopes
Jobs, Work, Careers
Life
Movies, TV, Celebrities
Music
MySpace
News and Politics
Parties and Nightlife
Pets and Animals
Podcast
Quiz/Survey
Religion and Philosophy
Romance and Relationships
School, College, Greek
Sports
Travel and Places
Web, HTML, Tech
Writing and Poet

Ephinay of the day......

2006-07-27T10:41:00.000-07:00

EPhinay of the day......
Current mood: blank
Category: Life

so i had an ephinay today as well... Not as good as the usual ones since it came to me when i was filling waters and the good ones only come when i am scooping poop. ready......

I am a brownhead

Currently listening :
Time-Sweetened Lies
By Antsy Mcclain
Release date: By 20 June, 2006

I stole this, thought it was very clever and imortant to share!

2006-07-24T11:04:00.000-07:00

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

so i am sort of proud of this one!

2006-07-18T14:22:00.000-07:00

my brain has shut down for the day...... read and see.......

Q: A friend whose name starts with 'M'
A: Melly!!!!

Q: 4th person on your missed calls?
A: ACB actually

Q: What did your last text message say?
A: haa haa Brian callign me a bitch for going to vegas without him!! sorry!! we will go together soon!

Q: Do you chew on your straws?
A: i used to alot. i have moved on to "chew" now

Q: Do you have curly hair?
A: oh yes like a ruler!!

Q: Who is the coolest person in your life?
A: me, No one is kooler!

Q: What words do you say a lot?
A: Like i say it WAY too much and i hate people that say it all the time, go figure

Q: What is the last thing you ate?
A: a biscuit this morning, maybe i should eat.....

Q: What was the last thing you said to someone and who was it?
A: bye, some crazy/scary woman on the phone

Q: Do you watch TV?
A: I do

Q: Most random thing you've heard in the past few months?
A: it was probably something i have said, like sitting on the bidet in home depot having a conversation with that nice boy, then saying "this makes me want to poop"

Q: Do you have work/school tomorrow?
A: I do work work work

Q: Ever been hunting?
A: i have hunted the elusive stop sign with a potatoe gun, and the rare coors bottle cap with a pellet gun, oh yes and that heinaken bottle with the .22 that was pretty tricky in the rain and at night great time to go shooting!!

Q: Is marriage in your future?
A: i am not sure, some days i think i may become that crazy cat lady that beats people with her walker and cane because they are in her way

Q: What should you be doing right now?
A: clening off my desk. it is pretty scary

Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: many

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?
A: lusty loins, that is what happens at first sight

Q: Who's the youngest one in the family?
A: i am hence the need for attention, and approval...

Q: Is drug free the way to be?
A: It is for me.. minus the crack but hey were not all perfect!!

Q: Are you a heavy sleeper?
A: i am a not a light girl so i dont think i can be a light sleeper!!

Q: Do you clean up nice?
A: un reconizable, it is true, i sit and talk to people i have have met a few times and i wait and wait and someone else will say something then i hear the "oh My god, i didnt even reconize u!" Lovely

Q: Last time you used a skateboard?
A: haa haa the other day i hit a rock and almost fell on my face in the street. it was nice

Q: Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
A: I hope not, that would be bad

Q: Ever run out of gas on the road?
A: i havent i have OCD about Gas, ask Poop about our longest trip ever!!!

Q: Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
A: i watched wedding crashers the other day again it is just as funny the 100th time i saw it!!

Q: Whats your favorite form of travel?
A: anything horsepowered!! haa haa or the donkey chopper!

Q: Next place you'll go:
A: to the horses....

Q: Next movie you want to see:
A: something ... i dont even knwo what is out..

Q: Next car you want to have:
A: f-250, a Z i really want one but SOO not practical!!

Q: Next time you're going out:
A: i have no idea.. who knew a night of video games could turn into drunk bowling???

Q: Next time you're going to move:
A: one day when i have my riches!!!

Q: Next thing you're going to save money for:
A: bills boring i know

Q: Next time that you will drink alcohol:
A: um yeah. i say not for a long time and then it happens, and then drunk/buzzed txts happen haa haaa

Q: Next person you are going to call:
A: someone

Q: Next place you'll take vacation:
A: i dunno

Q: Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey:
A: clean and go home

Q: Next thing you are going to do outside:
A: feed the horses and water them exciting i know!!!

Q: What are you listening to right now:
A: Jess talking

Another ephinay happened!!

2006-07-11T10:56:00.000-07:00

SO again while cleaning horse poop, I had another thought...
Mules are like mullets, not the actual genuine Equine variety but the shoe kind. Mullets are known for being "Buisness in the front, Party in the back". Right! So mules, are "shoes in the front, Sandals in the back", has anyone else ever made this connection? What purpose do they serve for all practical purposes? They offer no traction, they fall off your feet, they usually make that slapping noise or if u are like me when u walk they make that annoying draggin noise that only Asian people can seem to make with their shoes. So moving on to mullets, what is their practical purpose? They never look good on anyone. They automatically make people think of two things: white trash or bulldog lesbian. Neither of which I find appealing. Ok so after this thought for the day I have lost my writing mojo and am ending this blog...

So i have been informed that these are CLogs and not Mules, at anyrate u know what i am tlaking about now!

My second ephinay of the day

2006-07-09T15:21:00.000-07:00

So while watching the movie "elizabethtown"I have had my second ephinay of the day. (the first came while picking up horse poop as they often do, and involved an accent)Road Trips... Everyone at some point in their life needs to take a road trip. I am not talking Britney Spears in "crossrods" kind of road trip. But one taken Solo. The thought of "alone" is enough to make some people stop reading here and now, while others may find the thought intriguing. I believe there is no better way to discover who you truly are. Now the length of time this process takes differs for everyone. For some it may be enough to only go as far the next county. Others may find in necessary to travel through a state or two. And still there are those (I'm including myself in this group) that may find it essential to travel the length of the Country (a lot of miles I cant seem to find the exact # at this moment. There are some big questions that need to be asked.. (i.e. where do u want to go?) This can tell you something right off. Do you need a detailed plan of action? Or can you just "wing it" and go where the road takes you... Now for this trip to be truly effective there are some guidelines I believe that should be followed: A) make sure you have a GOOD RUNNING car. Everything is in good shape tires,engine, all that safety stuff. B) $ make sure you have plenty in case of emergencies C) Phone, for emergencies, NOT to spend hours upon hours missing nature and man made spectacles because you are too busy yacking away. Remember this is a time to get to know YOU. And finally D) Make sure that YOU yourself are READY. You have to WANT to go and be prepared for the good, the bad and the ugliness you may discover along the way. I believe if you are truly ready and prepared of what is to come this may possibly be one of the greatest experiences of your life.

pretty writing

2006-07-07T10:42:00.000-07:00

pretty writing
Current mood: blah
Category: Writing and Poetry

i actuall stole this from someone else!! so here it is!

I read this poem on Dazi**MiChelle's blog and I just had to pass it on...or...pay it forward, so to speak.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT & I HOPE YOU ALL DO AS WELL. IF ANYONE IS FEELING THIS WAY I URGE YOU TO POST IT ON YOUR BLOG AND TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE JUST HUMAN. AND ONE LAST THING...I LOVE AND THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND WORDS.

"BEAUTIFULLY BROKEN"

The streets were quiet
No words were spoken.
You just laid there.
Shattered, beautifully broken.

No one could even breathe,
When you sauntered off into the sunset,
Repeating, over and over in your head,
The exquistly painful words, you can never forget.

"I don't love you anymore,
You're all bent and broken."
And the way you felt at that moment,
No truer words were ever spoken.

Days, months, and years have passed,
And now you've come to me.
Wanting acceptance, hope, and love.
Expecting the World from me.

Although, it is the World I want to give,
I want nothing left unspoken.
So know, I also need these things from you
Because I too, am beautifully broken.

Currently listening:
Music From the Motion Picture Josie And The Pussycats
By Various Artists
Release date: By 27 March, 2001

Holidays=crazies???

2006-07-06T13:51:00.000-07:00

I am not sure what it is about the 4th of July, but this year it seemed to have equal affects as an eclipse or full moon might. SO it starts a week ago, with hooligan just diappearing. Out of the blue, nothing not an answered text or phone call. So amidst all this I had been planning a trip down to Orange Co to visit some friends. The weekend was great lots of laughing!! So on Mon I get a text from Hooligan, it had been exactly a week to the day since I had heard from him. It was laced with a tinge of attitude nothing really important came from it. I ended up calling him later in the evening and no response. I vaguely remember getting a message at some obscene hour stating happy 4th. Ok so the 4th comes we do our parade, sitting around trying to recoup from getting dragged 2 miles in heat by donkeys, my phone rings, it is stupid cop (he has yet to come up with a name, aside from the retard) so he apprantly calls hands the phone to jamie and runs away. lovely. i talk to him for a min, he tries to explain to me how Jamie has moved zones, from family to friend zone, however he has no idea the actual rules of these zones since he stole them from me. i made them up i make the rules! so the conversation ends with:

Cop boy -"u havent called me in forever"
Me- "u never answer, i text u and i get nothing"
CB - " call me this week i promise i will call u back"
Me- "ok i'll believe it when i see it"

so then i get a call from hooligan, nothing comes of this he is immediatly defensove before i ever say anything! i only get one word answers. so i choose not to fight and hang up.

so yesterday i text him finally about how i would really like to know what happened something along that nature that turned into an obscenly long text. i get an "i'll call u later" in response. later that evening i get a phone call from mr moon. i meet him at the bar. so we drink we end up pamping. it wasnt that good (sorry). so i am ruined. the pamping with Hooligan HOT!! and the pamping with someone who i came as close to Love as i ever have, who he points out we have been seeing each other on and off for 6 years! i cant get excited to pamp. of course i cant tell hooligan he has ruined me for other boys since that would involve telling him about the vening and that would be BAD!! what is a girl to do? tell poop of course!!

so that brings me to today... first mr moon calls. interesting, a tad odd. but i guess that is better than not calling! followed by texting from retard cop! even more odd, so i can already tell it is going to be a bad day. at work like any other bad day, in a funk wanting to go home, but of course i car pooled today so who knows when we will actually leave. but back to the point... so this morning the phone rings the retard cop's ring i am a bit shocked, we actually have a semi-normal conversation. i have decieded that the boys i truly deeply like are the ones i do the most shit-talking too. Hooligan and i couldnt go a day with out it. Retard cop and i cant go a conversation with out it. this afternoon the phone rings again it is Hooligan this is turnign out to be a WEIRD day! so he tries to avoid the subject at hand saying it isnt a good idea to talk about it at work bla bla.. whatever i finaly get him to tell me. it boils down to he got scared and just shut it down. i explain all i wanted was an explination, i understand, (although not really i just want to scream at him grow some balls man!!) i mainly just wanted an explination more than anything else. so with that our 20 min conversation ended with a "call me later when u get off work" so where we are now i dont know. all i know is now i am in a funk, sad whatever. i cant figure out y iam sad, y do i like this boy so much? what is it about him? the only thing logically i can see is his "potential" the way he is now he is no good for anyone! not even himslef. so y is this the one i want to be with?

THis is one of my best yet!!!

2006-06-28T01:16:00.000-07:00

although i am upset i didnt remember about the toblerone!!

goatsong99: you grabebd a giant toblerone in walmart and dramatically anounced you would make love to it... in front of some kid and his mom lol
cacowchik_99: haa haa
cacowchik_99: i wish i would have remembered that
goatsong99: it was great!

haa haa read and learn (ok so i just like to talk about me)

1. Are you in a relationship?
i am in all kinda of relationships, family friends, stalkers...

2. If no, would you like to be? If yes, would you like not to be?
well the stalking gets a little tricky at times...

3. How often do you visit your MySpace profile?
all day, while i pretend to work

4. What is your favorite candy bar?
skor! or the Big Kat u know the one giant kit kat thing. yeah those are good.

5. What are your favorite shoes?
shoes? who wears shoes?

6. Have you ever tripped going up steps?
who hasnt? i tripped going down a ramp for wheelchars! that took skill there!!!

7. Do you have a vacation planned for this summer yet?
at some point Pismo, my horse will beat the bike dammit!!!!! and other than that little jaunts here and there

8. Would you bungee jump?
i dont think so

9. Do you own a Fallout Boy CD?
aske me in a month or two and i just might

10. Do you like amusement parks?
which one? they are all quite ammusing!!

11. Do you ride rollercoasters?
some, nothing crazy like X or the other blue and green new one

12. What is your current favorite CD?
um... that is up for debate everyday, right now "michael buble", or .... thinking ..... "Veggietunes 2" it has a lot of the good songs, "Silly songs with Larry" also very good!!

13. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
i can't i have a short tongue and a small nose for that matter!

14. When was the last time you were in the ocean?
end of may time

15. Do you like beer?
if it goes in the same color it comes out i cant drink it

16. Would you kiss someone of the same sex?
it is possible, my dogs are girls! so are my horsies!!

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
i am not embarassed i embrace my teeny-bopper side!! Rock on britney spears and the best of boy bands!!! Rock on!!!

18. Are you sarcastic?
ME?? NO!!!!! i am as straight laced as .... well shoe laces!!!!

19. Is there anything you wait for every summer?
the warm weather? i just get so excited when it gets to 115 degrees!!! and 80 degrees at night!!

20. In your opinion, what is the best summer smell?
sweat, that rocks!! and that feeling when u are all sweaty and there is a 2 inch layer of dust mixed in on your skin!! nothing beats that!!!

21. Socks and sandals?
this is in my blood i cant help it

22. Who was the last person to go to the movies with you?
hooligan and scott and michelle

23. What's one thing you really hope to do this summer?
actually go to pismo and not just talk about it. and beat Eddy and his stupid 250!! ha

24. Do you like to go Mini-Golfing?
i am not allowed, they wont take me anymore.

25. Are you moving this summer?
i wish. i just might, who knows i am a nomad or just plain mad

26. Are you going to be starting a new job this summer?
nope i dont think so.

27. Have you ever slapped someone?
um.... my mind went to the dirty place. i am not answering this

28. Do you get poison ivy?
if u touch it u will, so dont pee in a bush with three-pronged leaves!! it will be very unpleasnt

29. Do you plan on going camping this summer?
i hope so, it has been too long!!!!! i miss all the bugs and the bumpy rocky ground!!

30. What was the last restaurant you ate at?
Claim jumpers, i am boycotting them!!!! at least the one in northridge!! 2 times i have eaten there and 2 times it has been not that good, but at least today i didnt get sick! although we did have to pay this time.

31. Favorite pizza topping?
olives and pineapples yummmmmm

32. Pants or shorts?
pants u will be blind if i wear shorts!!

33. Do play any sports?
horsey ones, and i try to be a dirt bike rider but only when someone is out there to catch me when i stop so i dont dump the bike

34. Do you use Chapstick?
only about every 5 min, the lips must stay soft u never know who u'll be kissing or when!!

35. What were the last 3 movies you watched?
um.. the break-up, see no evil, um... in her shoes at home on my crying day

36. Are you currently fighting with anyone?
um not fighting... persay because u have to talk to be fighting!

37. Are you too forgiving?
way... why, i dont know

38. How many pets do you have?
a lot, lemme count......10 i hope i didnt forget anyone

39. Do you own clothing from Hot Topic?
i do, and earings, and ... i dunno what else

40. What is your favorite breakfast?
the kind u eat! fries and gravy from crazy ottos!! yummm but only after 10!! u cant get fries earlier than that!!!

41. Where was the last place you drove?
home, i drove home

43. Where will you be in 24 hours?
hopefully asleep

44. What did you do 3 nights ago?
what day was that? sat night? i stayed up till 3 in the morning talking to poop about the porsche she drove, and was being drunk dialed every few hours

45. When was the last time you went to a fancy restaurant?
define fancy......

46. What was the last thing you bought?
um.... gas? i paid my phone bill that was sad

47. Have you ever been in a forein country?
korea,canada,mexico

48. Anywhere you want to go?
to the fun place!! where that is i am not sure....

49. What's the farthest you've ever traveled from home.
korea would have to be the winner that is FAR FAR away

50. What have you done today?
um. fed my lizards, gave the dog medicine, went to work,came home, fed the horses, walked the dogs, gave the dog medicine, and now i am doing a survey!

51. Do you own something from a head/sex shop?
it is pink. b.o.b haa haa his name is BOB!!!!!

52. Are you thinking of someone right now?
i am talking to poop and hemingway man so them?? i guess oh and a murman! yeah apprantly he is good at stories??

53. Have you ever thrown something out of a moving car?
I have, but too early it didnt hit the target that needed it

54. Do you smoke cigarettes?
only when i drink, now and then, ... yeah the song u know

55. Would you date someone who smoked cigarettes?
i have, um yeah..... i got nothin else for this one

56. Are you happy with your life right now?
the past 2 days NO, actually pretty crappy!!

57. What's the last thing you ate?
um, a cheese panini

58. What's the next place you have to go?
to my bed, it is lonley

59. How many hours do you usually sleep per night?
not enough on average about 4, yeah i lost my funny!

60. What's the next important date on your calendar?
um.. today! my bro's b-day (well technically it was yesterady now 27th)

61. Who last called you?
Hooligan, he was bieng weird

62. McDonald's or Burger King?
mc donalds, yummy cheese biscuit!!

63. Who last text messaged you?
hooligan, oh no wait the phone co telling me i paid my bill! how nice right???

64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
i would have to say.......... this is a tough one now....... my mother? i havent talked to my dad in at least 5 years

65. Do you like to quote things?
sometimes, ok no not really- other than myself , i am DAM funny!!

66. Are you afraid of the dark?
i WILL NOT go into a dark bathroom, i just cant. it really freaks me out.

67. Do you exercise regularly?
um not really i dont think so anyway, some would say yes

68. What is the most expensive thing you ever bought?
my saddle?

69. What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping!! yeah y am i not u ask?? because these are like crack to me!!

Hopefully it will be a real blog (it is a giant rambling paragraph)

2006-06-20T12:26:00.000-07:00

So sat I was home, I shaved my dog, poop made me help her and her mom get the dogs microchipped at the pound, amazingly there was No line. ACB was there so we chatted and yeah we saw melly on the side of the road guarding Dirt! yes that's right dirt! for some ungodly amount of hours in the HEAT poor girl. We stopped by there chatted with her, got her a bag of ice, and some water then we left, hungry we went to ihop. Where I asked the nice waitress if I could have a small amount of hollandaise sauce to taste it. It is good! Tastes really buttery. So of course right when we sit down to eat Hooligan calls to tell me he is at home now. (I had been pestering him all day about going down there) so he had to wait hee hee. So we ate, I left she met up with some of her friends. So I get to His house and he is being retarded. Funny retarded. So then we go to his friends house and yeah there we sit. Michelle and I go to save-on to look for board games. I get a phone call they want a dart board. We are at save on! Luckily for them I found one. A magnet one. That is all they get! No sharp pointy things for them!. So yeah a lot of doing nothing . I halfway learned to play dominos.. So yeah then more friends popped by, long story short, the boys learned magnetic darts stick to the hood and rook of hooligans truck from across the street. Yeah.. Well at 3 we finally left and I was informed I was staying the night (no argument from me)and so we slept for maybe two hours? Night was good morning was better! I left, he got ready to go to grandpa's. I dint think I would hear from him the rest of the day but strangely I did. Kind of a lot. Nice! hee hee then I get random texts from a strange number turns out to be Erin (poop's friend) trying to be funny Haa haa. Yeah.. It was a pretty good day, I caught up on all my Inked, watched pretty much every season finale I had on TiVo. And cried. I watched gray's again,ER,Everwood again, and watched the Movie in her shoes. And cried. So I was watching Gray's and was wondering is it normal to cry more about the Dog than the guy? I did. So a lot of crying and "me" time on sun very nice! Good conversations with hooligan. Good day. hee hee. So mon back to the grind, boring boring, Jess wasn't in she went to Catalina with her Eddy and her mom. So while she was gone I realized she has a bit of a communication problem as both bossman and I looked like idiots a couple times. So yeah. They didn't get back till way late. So I didn't get to go to my own house. This is rambling on. So far today I discovered my phone wasn't receiving texts so had to sit on the phone forever with Verizon while they tried to fix it. So far it is fixed now. Filipino crakker man is weird. He wants to pinch my cheeks/ y I dunno. He has once already. And now he is threatining to take me to all the lunches he does so he can get them for free. Yeah.... That has been my day so far nothing exciting....

this week i am a bad blogger, this was my rough outline but i was told to post like this so here it is...

2006-06-16T17:10:00.000-07:00

sun: rode the 400 by myself!! that is all i remember

mon: work Big bike agaiN!! spur with mr moon, hooligan calling late :)

tue: work, out with poop,started the big bike myself!!!,Hooligan laughing at me!! hee hee mr moon being stupid,

wed: work, ride, poop, haa haa HOoligan at friends, let me know friend wants to meet me. wierd since more than friend like family, known forever, kinda odd. good scary

thur: work, ride, rattlesnake! mr moon scary feelings.

Fri: work, boring, went home, talked to hooligan went to bed

so i assume this whole week things have been good with hooligan, i know the yesterday they were good and the day before that, since i can't remember anything bad happeneing. poor guy. hee hee.. but sadly i dont get to see him this week. sun being dad's day and all he has to go with his family to grandpa's house. :( so no pamping for me what a sad week.:(

funny stuff...

2006-06-16T17:00:00.000-07:00

TO TELL IF YOUR A RIDER, READ THESE JOKES!!

1. You maintain three stages of jeans before they actually enter the laundry: Jeans with horse sweat and grime only on the hemline (suitable to wear out to dinner); jeans with sweat stains on the calf and slobber below the knee (okay to wear to grocery store, but not to the bank); jeans with neatsfoot oil dribbled down the front of one leg, hole stabbed near ankle from wayward spur and frayed pockets where your underwear nearly shows through (not fit for public viewing, but perfect for one more ride).

2. You realize that your everyday language is peppered with with words like, "whoa," "get up!" "over," and and you find yourself uttering clucking sounds to the people in front of you at the checkout line.

3. Your horse's board bill is higher than your rent/mortgage.

4. Your able to save money on disposable razors because the hair on the
inside of your calves is perpetually rubbed off.

5. What exactly is fine jewlery anyway? All of your rings are misshapen, flattened on one side side from where rein presses against your finger.

6. When people ask how your significant other is, you think they're talking about your horse

7. You tentatively agree to attend family functions such as reunions and weddings only after checking your social calendar (i.e., making sure there's no conflict with any horse show dates.)

8. People often don't reconize you you when you clean up for the above mentioned unmounted events...they so rarely see you out of jeans or breeches.

9. You spend half an hour at the hair dresser's, discussing your coiffer so that it fits under your safety helmet.

10. Actually, you spend more time on your horse's hair than your own.

11. "Inside leg! Inside leg!" You find yourself urging your car to change leads around a turn.

12. Through attrition, your silky lingerie is slowly being replaced by cotton sports bras with all the comforts of a boa constrictor.

13. Your car has become a rolling tack room, filled with old boots, saddle pads to be taken home and washed and bits of hay. You forget what color it really is under that ever-present layer of barn dust.

14. "My other car is a horse," and you much prefer the single horsepower,hayburning transport.

15. At any given holiday, relitives make misguided attempts at buying gifts that they think reflect your joy of riding: glitzy belt buckles, funky
cowboy hats, and any sort of paperback book or video that has o horse on it's cover or metioned in it's title. (You have nine copys of The Horse Whisperer).

16. You have more pictures of your horse than you do of your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend

17. You are constantly sore from falling off that damn horse you took to train

How Asian Are You? 70 is that %??

2006-06-15T12:45:00.000-07:00

How Asian Are You?

[] Your car has at least one sticker on it saying "powered by __" or "__ racing"
[x] You can name 3 movies with Jackie Chan that don't have Chris Tucker or Owen Wilson
[x] You can eat with Chopsticks
[x] You can cook with Chopsticks
[x] You take your shoes off when you go in your house
[x] You've worn socks with sandals ( i do this more than i like to admit)
[] You took, are taking, or teach some sort of martial art
[x] You know how to pronounce "Pho" (hhaa haaaa, my favorite)
[x] You know the real name of "the red sauce" (there are several)
[x] You've eaten rice for breakfast (and lunch and dinner)
[] You've never owned an american made car
[x] You're shorter than 5'10" if you're a guy, 5'5" if you're a girl
[] You're good at math
[x] Someone in your family owns a restaurant (my uncle used to)
[] You like to sing karaoke
[] Two words: heineken and hennessey
[] You know the rules to Pai Gow
[x] You think Margaret Cho is funny ( hillarious)
[] Your grandparents are over the age of 90.
[x] You work at a business your family owns and you don't get paid for it. (i did for a summer)
[x] You don't like to eat at P.F. Chang's cause it's not "real" chinese food (same with panda express)
[x] You've eaten spam, and you like it (i used to as a kid)

Now take how many X's you put and multiply it by 5...Then post sayin "How Asian are you?

Notice that it is possible to receive 110% because REAL Asians always give 110%.

2006-06-12T13:26:00.000-07:00

The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your favorite..
gum: cinnamon, i only chew cinnamon
restaurant: anything that serves pasta, with pesto
drink: Iced tea
type of weather: warm
emotion: my creative funks i get in
thing to do on a half day: ride
late-night activity: hee hee....
sport: horses
city: up north
store: the tack store

When was the last time you..

cried: a couple weeks ago
played a sport: i rode the dirtbikes last night
laughed: last night
hugged someone: yesterday
kissed someone: hee hee yesterday shhhhh
felt depressed: this morning
felt elated: last week
felt overworked: a while, i havent overworked here, so since March!
faked sick: haa haa a few weeks ago, faked hangovers
lied: last night

What was the last..

word you said: hold on
thing you ate: Subway
song you listened to: The Fray How to save a life
thing you drank: Lemonade
place you went to: Work
movie you saw: See no Evil
movie you rented: i don't rent
concert you attended: wow sugarland a while ago i think last year

Who was the last person you..
hugged: mr moon
cried over: yeah.....
kissed: um yeah....
danced with: myself
shared a secret with: Poop
had a sleepover with: hee hee Hooligan
called: i called Hooligan last night, called me mr moon this morning
went to a movie with: Hooligan,scott,michelle,doofus
saw: Jess
were angry with: Mr moon
couldn't take your eyes off of: Hooligan!!
obsessed over: yeah... i try to not do that

Have you ever..
danced in the rain: yup
kissed someone: yup
done drugs: back in high school pot like once
drank alcohol: yeah
slept around: no
partied 'til the sun came up: yeah
had a movie marathon: yeah
gone too far on a dare: no
spun until you were immensely dizzy: yeah
taken a survey quite like this before: yeah

haa haa

2006-06-12T12:43:00.000-07:00

Take the quiz:
Which Barbie Are You?

Kung Fu Barbie
A dainty quiet brunnette, those overbearing male chauvenist pigs are always attracted to you. Little do they know what justice has in store for them. Roundhouse kicks and pressure-point strikes. Kung fu Barbie kicks some ass.

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barbie

2006-06-12T12:41:00.000-07:00

Take the quiz:
Which Barbie Are You?

Trailer Park Barbie
You smoke, you drink, you fart, you belch, and you rarely shower. You don't know what a toothbrush or a hairbrush look like. You like to hunt and fish but you must track down wind or your quary can smell you coming. Your second pickup is on blocks cuz your waiting on a camshaft, but your first truck is a bondo-primer masterpeice that can handle any dirt road you take to pick up more chewin tobacco and cheap beer. The wipers don't work but that's why you saved all your old flannels.

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girl confessions

2006-06-12T12:29:00.000-07:00

Name: ALix
I sleep naked: Depends
I wear pink: Not a lot
I've dyed my hair: I have
I've danced around in my underwear: everyday
I like(d) the Spice Girls: I did, still do I need to get their cd...
I wear makeup: if I am going out
I've snuck out to meet boys: hee hee I think I have
I keep a diary: I tried when I was like around 13
I love chocolate: only certain times
Chick flicks make me cry: I am a sap. But only if I am alone, I am weird and cant cry in front of others
I still need my girl time: "me" time
It takes me at least an hour to get ready: No way I got ready the other night in 15 min!
I still have sleep overs w/ my girls: I don't think I ever had sleepovers
I love doing my hair: putting it into a bun-like mop yes, I get bored, halfway through
My boyfriend's better than yours: TiVo will kik everyone's Ass
I've given a guy a fake number: me No, poop haa haa
I've been hit on in public: if u only knew
I've been called a slut: I think I have been called a lot of names that I am not even aware of
I love singing: Not publicly
I love dancing: Not publicly
I kill hoes: Um.....
My boobs are too big: um no
My boobs are too small: not this either
Football players are hot: Only Favre
I have my belly button pierced: I do
I have my tongue pierced: I do
I have a tattoo: I do
I have gotten suspended: I have
I have gotten arrested: no
I have had one big crush: um
I have dated a guy for his car: nope
I hate all of my ex's: nope
I have really close guy friends: I guess so, if I ever needed something they would be there
I have got out of a ticket before just by batting my eyes: Nope
I secretly jam out to Britney Spears: nope
I can not have enough shoes: it's true
I am secretly missing someone right now: I miss everyone! I am working! no fun!!
I have fallen for my best friend: That would be weird!

drinking games! the card one i was looking for!

2006-06-12T12:27:00.000-07:00

Game #:

1. The Circle of Death

Items Needed: deck of cards

Lets say there are 4 people playing then you place 4 cards face down in a circle.

Then take whats left of the cards and make two more outer circles like so....

X X X

X X X

X X X X

X X X X

X X X X X

X X X X X X

X X X X X

X X X X X

X X X X

X X

X X

All cards should be face down. You start with the outer circle first. Now remember you can't go to the next circle until all the cards in the outer circle is completed. Now pick someone to go 1st. then go into a circle to the next player and so on. Each card has a meaning:

Cards 2,3,4,5,6,9,10 mean you drink your beer for that many seconds

Card 7 means you can pawn that many seconds on to some one else. For Ex. you can give 7 seconds to one person or divide the 7 seconds into 2 or more people (3 to one and 4 sec. to another).

Card 8 is what we call a waterfall. Everyone picks up there drinks and starts drinking @the same time. But you cant put your beer down til the person in front of you puts theres down. The person that picked this card has to put there drink down first. Now remember just because the person in front of you put theres down doesnt mean you have to right a way

Card J you pick a rule that goes throught the rest of the game. For Ex. you have to pop your collar before every drink. If you forget this rule and the person who choose this rule catches you, you have to drink for how ever seconds they say to. Now dont forget to pop your collar!!!

Card Q means you are allowed to remove your self from 1 rule. You are allowed to hold on to this card until you find a rule you dont want to obay. 1 "Q" card for each removed rule. So if you get 2 you can remove yourself from 2 rules and so on.

Card K you pick a category. For Ex. cars then go around the table and everyone has to name a type of car. If someone takes to long 10 sec. or greater or repeats what someone has already said, they are to drink for how ever many seconds the person who drew this card says

Card Ace goes the same way as Card K but its the alphabet. You pick a word from the alphabet and everyone has to say a word that starts with that letter

This is a good game to get the party started. You dont want to play once every one has been drinking cause then they wont consetrate on the game.

Remember follow the rules(card J) with each drink. that will get you every time. Discard each card into a pile that is picked up throughout the game. On the K and Ace card the person who picks it says a catergory and then starts the game. For Ex. if you draw and Ace card you say the letter B- ball and then go to the next person.

IMPORTANT: once you get to the middle circle the 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10 card double. 2=4, 10=20. Then in the inner circle it triples. 4=12, 7=21.

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2. Beer Pong

Items Needed: Ping Pong Ball, Plastic Red Pixie Cups

You can use a door or a ping pong table (we always took down the closet door and sat it on two chairs to make a table. The cups set up like this on the table. 6 @ each end.

O

O O

O O O

O O O

O O

O

Now fill each cup to the ridge @ the bottom. To where you dont have but this much beer in each cup ____

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Now get into teams of 2 people. You may also want a cup of water to the side in case the ball falls on the floor you can dip it into the cup of water for a quick rinse. Stand @ the end of the table and threw the ball trying to get it into one of the cup @ the opposite side of the table. If you make it the opposing team has to drink that cup of beer and remove it from the table. Take turns until someone is out of cups. The team with cups remaining is the WINNER!!!!!!!!!

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3. Drinking Dominoes

Items Needed: Dominoes

You play this game the same way that you play dominoes. Everytime you score the opponet has to drink for that many seconds. For Ex. if you score 10 pts. the opponent has to drink for 10 seconds. This is a fun game to play.

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I've had my share of parties. @ every party I've had we play these games and everyone loved it. It got to the point that we would wait for everyone to show and play these games in the order I gave you. That way we had less drama and more fun. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have any questions about any game or more Please message me

HAVE FUN

GET DRUNK

& PASS THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Why??

2006-06-12T12:24:00.000-07:00

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors

2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face

3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????

4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?

5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?

6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin

7.can you teach a new dog old tricks

8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???

9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?

11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?

12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?

13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?

14. If u can't drink drive, y do u need a driver's license to buy liquor, y do bars have parkin lots?

15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?

16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume?

17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose

18.what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences

19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF

20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM

21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

22.Why do they call it Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when they know the answer is going to be everyone?

23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?

24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?

25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?

26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldnt you be able to go anywhere you want?

27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

30.stop looking its not in there

31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?

32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

48.Can you cry under water?

49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ?

50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?

Slacker part II (part I is dated June 5th Check it out)

2006-06-11T00:45:00.000-07:00

June 4th through June 11th

sun Sun was boring, lounging some more, went on a little jaunt with my horse in the evening, went home, Hooligan called at lie midnight I think, I was half asleep not particularly chatty he talked for a while then hung up with a weird tone, Strange I tried to call him back no answer, so I texted him, "r u ok?" I get "im fine don't worry about goodnight" really odd

Mon worked kinda, slacked Jess b-day good lunch. Capricios yummy pesto! no Hooligan all day

tue boring work, the funny guy was busy and not very entertaining, then bri bri calls and asks if we want to go out to the AV inn. so Poop and I go there I hesitantly due to prior awkwardness (sarge guy)so while we are waiting I text hooligan just checking if he was still alive or something, I get a odd one back so I call him and apparently since I wasn't chatty the other day that meant I was being weird and sounding like I was hiding something, then he went on about how it was confusing him because he was mad but we don't have a status technically so I dunno tried explaining I was sleeping but he was with buddies trying to be macho, so I got call you later. STUPID BOYS!!! so out drinking, called hooligan back on my way to denny's to say I was going home and we actually had a talk a real conversation minus sarcasm and smart assedness (well mostly) :)

Wed sleepy out till 2 am then working in the morning not a good idea, so I had to go out to dinner with a friend danny, this was potentially going to be awkward because of a prior incident (see my birthday) it was ok, except again I felt like a jerk because I had to rush and then be in Burbank by 8 to meet hooligan and his friends for dinner (go figure), so I make it! I actual beat him to his friends house, we go to hooters and I must say everytime I have gone in there not very impressed. our server and a voice like an elf who suked helium. yeah and tried to be cute by making a ketchsup smiley face that hooligan smooshed fries into. I made a ketchup heart which he also smushed MEAN!! so then we go to the movies they wanted to see the omen, but they are Whiners and couldn't deal with all the people so we switched tickets to see no evil. in theory this was a scary movie so I braced myself, no it is not! I was laughing and very confused and how u can still use your arms after a giant meat hook went through your shoulder and u were drug by it?? how does that work?? and how did this man become so HUGE?? and y were his eyes all wired?? was it from his crazy mother?? too much sin?? so I was busy thinking that and about how badly I had to pee, so the point is not scary! then went back to hooligans and I had the intentions of sleeping which I did but was woken up... so everytime it gets hotter and the 2nd round HOTTEST yet!! so yeah not much sleeping, got lucky in the morning too ; )

Thur woke up got lucky!! hee hee, went to work way early (no traffic), had a boring day. that was about it. Got a phone call from Mr moon but I don't remember anything about it!

Fri boring!! I got woken up first by Jess which is pretty normal then by another phone call from Mr Moon, again Not chatty when I am half asleep!! all I heard was horseshoer, something about oregon. I dunno said he would call later, then in the afternoon got some texts from hooligan, thinking he is a freestyle mx champion or something I dunno weirdo! so then later on I get more messages from him but never actually ended up speaking to him before he passed out. (hee hee) he says he doesn't do that.Oh yeah the highlight of my day was riding home on the streetbike!! yeah but it was with big Don juan and not eddy so it wasn't as fun and a tad scary since I didn't want to actually touch him and he is kind of jerky when he shifts and stops. but still fun.

Sat Jess had a lesson with Midnight at patty's so I took mini-me so Gail (midnights old owner) could help me with her ground manners. we did a lot and I saw a big improvement! so then we turn them out in the arena to roll which she rolled over like 4 times FYI, I hopped on her (note this is probably the 4th time she has ever been ridden) I am smart and get on bareback in a strange place with a halter. But she thinks she is a pro and walked around like a champ. So while doing al this the one time of the day I don't have my phone I miss calls from mr moon and hooligan both wierdos, Text hooligan back but he is at work so I don't expect a response, and mr moon doesn't answer, he calls me on the way home, going to Fresno to pick up a horse. so after we get home I go to my own home with the intent of taking the dogs to the lake only Jamie is fired and didn't call me back till almost 4. so I went home did stuff fed Boo the iguana poor guy was starving!and let me know he was mad and whipped me then put his head up and closed his eyes and was friendly again. Played with the dogs, dejected I need to shave poor flower because I am too lazy to brush her after she swims so she is matted. I got bored so I went back up to jess' on the way mr moon calls and I have nothing to say to boys today al ot of blank conversation, same when I talked to hooligan he was sick a lot of nothingess. So we tried to go out the the club thing in palmdale but it was PACKED!!!! so we never went in and came back to Acton which leads me to now! Blogging at 1 am!!

long survey

2006-06-09T13:51:00.000-07:00

Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 1: 03 pm
full name: Alix Something Korean Cheese
nickname(s): Alix, Alex, Al, NEVER ALI
birthday: 5/27
where were you born: Los Angeles
zodiac sign: Gemini
height: 5'4”
weight: Something to heavy
hair color: Brownish/Blackish
eye color: Hazelish/brownish
shoe size: 7 1/2
ring size: 8.5 ( I have big fingers)
Skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): Freckles, semi tan in places
blood type: Dunno, I always forget to ask
grade: N/A
GPA: N/A
siblings: 1
tattoos: 1
piercings: EARS/BELLY BUTTON/TONGUE
hobbies: HORSEBACK RIDING, Riding my Hogs!! Pretty Much anything outside
favorite
color: Black, Silver
food: The kind u eat
candy: Reece's Pieces, chocolate
type of cheese: Jarlsberg DUH!!!
pizza topping: Pineapple, Blk Olives
salad dressing: Ranch
sandwich: Lettuce, mayo, swiss, on sourdough toast
cereal: Golden Grahams, Fruity Pebbles
fruit: Mangos, apples, all fruit basically
vegetable: Almost all vegetables, excepts for onions, peppers, tomatoes
berry: Most
cake: Chocolate with cream cheese frosting,
book: Stiff
movie: That Thing You Do!
magazine: I am bad!! I like the Gossip ones
newspaper: AV Press
TV show: Gray’s, ER, Scrubs, (they all seem to be medical shows!!)
website: MYSPACE (I am an addict)
radio station: KTPI or KIIS
font: The Kind u don’t have to squint to read
cartoon character: Snorks
artist (painter): ME!!! Hee hee
actor: Luke Wilson
actress: Angelina Jolie
cd: I have too many I don’t have a favorite
song: I cant pick just one, it changes with my mood
music group: Soo many….
music type: Too many!! Just nothing hard core or gangsta rap
day of the week: Saturdays!!
month: May
season: End of Spring/Beg of Summer
holiday: My birthday, and Memorial Day
shampoo: Whatever I feel like buying at the time
conditioner: The one that matched the shampoo that I bought at the time
number: 4
phrase: “this makes me want to poop”
store: Wal-Mart, Target
weather: Sunny, warm
restaurant: Elephant Bar
channel: WB
teacher: Mr. Stradling, most of em, I had the best teachers!! My JR High experience was UNIQUE!!! High school was pretty good too
weekend activity: Riding the horses, riding the hogs!!
hangout: The house
house color: Gray, tan doesn’t matter
sport to watch: Horsey ones
sport to play: Soccer, softball, horses,
animal: Zebra’s
flower: My dog!!!! LOVE HER!!!!!!
guy's name: Thinking
girl's name: Thinking
board game: Boggle, Scrabble, Perquacky, Pigmania!!!!
party game: Quarters, all kinds of games can be made drinking games
story from childhood: I dunno, when I punched my neighbor in the nose for whining about a cabbage patch kid doll (we were 4)
body part: Eyes
have you ever
been on a train: Yup
been on a plane: Yup
been in a car accident: Yup
caused a car accident: nope
run into a wall: In a car No
burned a potato chip: No
almost burned the house down: No
smoked: Yup
been drunk: Yup
been high: I think so
broken the law: Yup shhhhh don’t tell
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Yup
kissed someone of the opposite sex: Yup
kissed someone of the same sex: Not in the same way I kiss boys
frenched an animal: EWWW , not on purpose the dog licked my mouth, I think my horse did too once
made out: With a boy
had cyber sex: Nope
gotten engaged: Talked about it
had an online relationship: Nope
been rejected by a crush: I think so
loved: Yes and no
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: No I don’t think so
cried in public: Started too
cried over a movie: Yup
fallen asleep in a movie theater: Yup
given someone a bath: babies
been to a boarding school: I Have, 11th and 12th grade
been home-schooled: No
lost a valuable item: Yup, in my abyss of a garage, 9 belt buckles that are irreplaceable since I won them
bungee jumped: No
skied: Tried, not successful
met the president: Saw him give a speech
met a celebrity: yup
gotten a cavity: Too many
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Nope never even been in the store
made a prank call: 8th Grade
skipped school: Yup
faked sick to get out of school: Yup
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: I didn’t know, until I tried it on
climbed a tree: Yup
fallen from a tree: Nope
broken a bone: Yup
sprained anything: Yup
passed out: Yup
made yourself pass out: No
been to disney world: Yup
been to a theme park (not disney): Yup
said I love you and meant it (not to a relative): Yup
made a model volcano (working model): Yup
made a clover leaf with your tongue: Nope
past
what did you do yesterday: Yesterday I worked kinda then went home walked the dogs and went to bed. Got stuck in traffic while they put out a fire
memory you miss the most: Being carefree, not having to worry about anything
memory you want to forget: My dad leaving
something you regretted after it was done: I don’t believe in regret
the last
song you heard: The air conditioner Hum
cd you bought: The fray, all American rejects
thing you said: We use several, depends on what u need
time you cried: A few weeks ago
movie seen in a theater: See no Evil
thing you ate: Taco Bell now I want to puke!
person who called: Mr. Moon
nail polish shade worn: A pinkish tan
time you showered: Last night
person who complimented you: Poop
at this moment
what are you listening to: The air conditioner Hum
what are you wearing: Jeans!! Impressed u are I know, a sweater
what are you thinking: Yay it is FRI!!!!
what are you scared of most: Failure, Love
how many people are on your buddy list: On myspace? 38 or 39 wow I know that many people!!
future
occupation: Loan Processor (kinda)
marriage site: Outside, scary thought!!!!
honeymoon: Somewhere
place to live: Not sure, California is getting too expensive
kids: Scary
car: I have a 2000 Ranger “Whitey” or “cracker”
what are you doing tomorrow: YAY SAT!! taking my little horse to a lesson type thing, and then talking the dogs to the lake
do you think george bush will be reelected: N/C
will there be a wwIII: N/C
will politics ever be truthful: N/C
will humanity snuff itself out: N/C
can the gov. be changed: N/C
friends
best friend: Poop, jess, jamie
funniest: Me (hee hee) then Poop, oh yeah the funny guy he is pretty funny!!!
silliest: Poop
loudest: Poop, Jess
quietest: Jamie, she is so quiet I only talk to her like once a week!!!
craziest: Poop or Jess
calmest: Jamie
skinniest: Jess skinny B#@% j/k
best secret keeper: Poop
worst secret keeper: None
the one you have but don't want: I am not friends with anybody I don’t like
smartest: Poop, Jess They are like super geniuses
preppiest: Jess I guess
peppiest: none
most hyper: Jess, like a crak fiend
hottest: I am not at liberty to say
weirdest: Poop but in a good way
biggest pervert: Any of the boys!!!
most annoying: Eddy!!!
shyest: Jamie
most religious: My MOTHER!!!!!
do you believe in
heaven: YES
hell: YES
angels: YES
devil: YES
god: YES
Buddha: dunno
aliens: NO
ghosts: NO
spirit (soul): YES
soulmates: I don’t think there is ONE I think there might be 2 or 3 we change to much throughout life to have just ONE meant for us
reincarnation: NO
love at first sight: Attraction, lust not love
karma: kinda
love in general: Yup
luck: Um, I dunno I haven’t really thought about it
yourself: Not enough
crush
who and when was your first crush: One of my brothers friends is the first one I remember
any now: Slight ones yes
a celebrity crush: No
who do you want to be with right now: Not sure, tired of picking the wrong ones that is for sure
who’s number do you want: I dunno, if I want it I’ll ask for it
who do you want to kiss: Boys
what is something you don’t understand about the opposite sex: Y is they scared of their feelings? And make things harder on themselves ….
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: The one I will be with forever
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: I dunno maybe a 7 ish? I forget stuff
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Eyes, height, Face (do they have a kind face, a mean face….) u can tell a lot about character with the face
what do you look for personality-wise: Funny, Intelligent
biggest turn on: Charm!! I’m a sucker
biggest turn off: Too much!! When they are just tooo much
something they wear that turns you on: Cologne
something they wear that turns you off: Those dam slippers!! Or the doo rag thing
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: Finding that person I am going to be with forever, and him letting me know it
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: I dunno I still have a lot of years left
what do you wear on a coffee date: Jeans, sweater or something casual
is it right to flirt if you're taken: If that is your personality and u have no intentions behind it.
is cyber cheating: Yeah, u probably shouldn’t be doing that while your with someone
are eyes the passageway to the soul: Yup they can tell you a lot!! Just look at mine they don’t lie!! And I can’t lie because of it
who would you like to take to the prom: N/A
do you want to hug somebody right now: Sure why not
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Yup
describe
mellow: YELLOW
melancholy: Bummed, blah
the perfect date: When u can just tell they aren’t’ going to go anywhere, u know it is right
the perfect mate: Someone u respect,admire,are proud of look up to makes you better
how m&m's are made: By machines and coco beans
why manhole covers are round: So they fit the pipes
one or the other
coke/pepsi: Diet Coke
sprite/7-up: Either
boxers/briefs: Boxers, or Boxer briefs, NEVER Briefs
gold/silver: White Gold, platinum!!!
vanilla/chocolate: Chocolate
flowers/candy: Flowers, even though they die
book/magazine: Books
tv/radio: Depends
glass half empty/half full: Try to be half full
democrat/republican: Republican
colored pencils/markers: Colored pencils
coffee/tea: Tea
sun/moon: Moon
day/night: Night
hot/cold: Hot
dog/cat: Both
button/zipper: Zipper
cotton/feather pillow: That fancy foam
blue/purple: Blue
plumber/trashman: PLUMBER
jeans/shorts: Jeans
long distance relationship/none: Long Distance Friendship, not Relationship
mechanical/regular pencil: Mechanical
matt/ben: None
that 70's show/simpsons: Simpsons
kelso/eric: Don’t watch that show
donna/jackie: Don’t watch that show
bart/lisa: LISA
romeo/juliet: Romeo
romantic comedy/thriller: Romantic comedy (I’m a sap)
nsync/bsb: N’sync
peanut butter/jelly: PB and honey with bananas on toast
waffles/pancakes: Waffles I don’t like pancakes
letter/email: Letter
florida/california: California
pizza/burgers: Fake burgers
hat/visor: Depends
football/rugby: Rugby
iceskating/blading: Ice Skating
movie at home/in theater: At home is always nice!!
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: Happy
red lipstick: Mom
socks: Black
cowtipping: YEAH!!!
moulin rouge: Never saw it
greenland: Ice
iceland: Green
harry potter: My ex
red: eww
blackberry: Purple stains
rose: Pretty smell
rooster: Comb I like to play with their combs
taxes: yuck
bill clinton: Yuk
whipped cream: Yum
george w. bush: N/c
lollipops: Red tongues
dreams: strange
love: Waiting
guys: funny
south park: Pot Pie
boy bands: Vegetables and belly button
penguins: 321
girls: Evil
thong: chicks
death: Dogs
spoons: The Flat ones I want
junk mail: Ads
dairy: Cows, That Smell that Norco smells like
panties: Cute
your father: Coward
pizza: Ok
britney spears: Trashy
vitamin: Yukky on my tummy
are you
happy: I try
sad: Sometimes
religious: sometimes
bitchy: One week a month pretty much
crazy: NOOOOO
messy: NEVER
mad: I try not too
slacker: TO much
nerd: HEE HEE
bookworm: Not enough
jock: Not enough
preppy: Don’t think so
selfish: No
giving: I try
obsessive: Yup
violent: No
calm: Not enough
peaceful: I try
mellow: Yup
eccentric: Sometimes
caring: All the time
untrustworthy: Nope
loyal: To the bottom of the ninth
patriotic: Not really
perverted: ME NO………
colorful: Hee hee
artistic: Not enough!!
miscellaneous
what color is your jacket: Black
do you shave: Am I getting lucky??
where: Well, not anything on my head, or my arms
what color is your razor: Pink and white is my new one
what size is your bed: Queen
what color crayon would you be: Silver
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 4872
feelings on abortion: Depends, on what is best for the kid
how long does it take you to shower: I have done it in 10 min, but usually around 20
what does your screenname mean: California cowchik 99 (graduated)
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: Pink, catchy tunes
who so you trust the most: Poop, Jess and Jamie
is cussing a necessity in life: No, but man when I am mad it just comes out
how about coffee: No tea is!!
is the world screwed: No
what something you cant live without: Animals
what time did you fall asleep: 11 ish
know what 69 means: Yup hee hee distracting that is what it is
how about 143: Yeah I think so I think I learned that the other night
can you live without a microwave: Yup
what do think about death: Sometimes it is for the best , it is their time
where and when do you want to be married: I would only get married to have babies, otherwise I want a “formal” party outside!!
do you want to drop out of school: N/A
why is the sky blue: Because of the gas and the light reflection something like that
what is a good trait about yourself: No BS, I CANT lie to save my life
what do you always think about: Everything other than what I should be thinking about
what is wrong with your school: N/A
what is right with your school: N/A
how do you react to change: CONTROL WHAT YOU CAN AND LET EVERYTHING ELSE GO
do you talk to yourself: Everyday all day
what is your opinion on love: It is great and scary
can you afford to lose weight: Of course
what color would you dye your hair: I died it black but I think that is gone, now it is dk brown and blond
best thing anyone’s told you: I love you
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: Most of the time whatever, ok sure
does being psycho appeal to you: No, actually it does not
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: My Life I’m an expert
what would you change your name to: Something crazy like sha-zam
longest crush lasted how long: 5 years
time finished: 1:30 PM

haa haa riding explained

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The backyard rider is usually found wearing shorts and sports bra in
summer, and flannel nightgown, muck boots and down jacket in winter.
Drives a Ford Tempo filled with saddle blankets and dog hair. Most have
deformed toes on one or the other foot from being stepped on in thin
Keds sneakers. Pulls a two-horse bumper-pull trailer stored behind
the barn, used for hay storage. Her horse, Snookums, sports a hand-cut
(with scissors) bridle path; duct tape holds a shoe on until the
farrier gets by next month. Overheard frequently: "It's too
hot/cold/wet/dry to ride."

The endurance rider wears Lycra tights in wild neon colors. The shinier
the better,
so the EMT's can find her body when her horse dumps
her down a ravine. Wears hiking shoes of some sort, and T-shirts she
got for paying $75 to complete another torturous ride. Her horse, Al
Kamar Shazaam, used to be called "you bastard" until he found an owner
as hyper as he. Can spook at a blowing leaf, spin a 360 and not lose
his big trot rhythm or give an inch to the horse behind him. Has
learned to eat, drink, pee and drop to his resting pulse rate on
command; he has compiled 3,450 AERC miles-- with his rider compiling
3,445-- the missing five miles are the ones when he raced down the
trail without his rider after performing his trademark 360. Over-heard
frequently: "Anyone have Advil?" "Anyone got some food? I think last
year's Twinkies finally went bad." "For this pain I
spend money?" "Shazaam, you bastard-- it's just a leaf [thud]!"

The natural horsemanship devotee looks like a throwback from a Texas
ranch, despite the fact that he lives in the suburbs of New Jersey.
Rope coiled loosely in hand in case he needs to herd any of those kids
on roller-blades away from his F-350 dually in the WalMart parking lot.
Cowboy hat strategically placed, and just dirty enough to look cool.
Levi's are well worn. "Lightning" is, of course, this natural
horsemanship guy's horse.
Rescued from a bad home where he was never imprinted or broke in the
natural
horsemanship way, he specialized in running down his owners at feeding
time, knocking
children off his back on low-hanging branches, and baring his teeth to
look mean.
The hospitalization tally for his previous handlers was 12, until he
was
sent to
Round Pen Randy; after ten minutes in said pen, he is now a totally
well-broke horse,
bowing to the crowd, and can put on his own splint boots (with R.P.
Randy's trademark
logo embossed on them). R.P.R. says, of all this, "Well, shucks ma'am,
tweren't nuthin'!"
"It's simple horsemanship." "With this special twirly flickitatin' rope
($17.95 plus tax),
you'll be round-pennin' like me in no time!"

The western pleasure rider is starched, bejeweled and has more silver
than the
Queen of England. The ladies wear more rhinestones than Liberace and
you
can
literally go blind watching the Amateur western pleasure class. Their
horses have
to have Zippo, Chococlate Chip, Blazing, or Dynamic in their name or
they aren't
worth buying. Most pleasure horses walk at the jog (what happened to a
2-beat
diagonal gait?) and look like they're impaled on a carousel pole at the
lope, yet they
are a "pleasure" to ride. If the class got any slower the horses &
riders would be asleep.
Most of the men look like they're sitting in recliners any way, reared
back & propped up.
Huge spurs with wicked rowels are mandatory for obtaining forward
motion
and that
"infamous" spur stop. Kind of a contradiction huh?!?

The dressage queen is freshly coiffed and dressed. Diamond stud
earrings are elegant and stately, and not so large that they blind the
judge during her passage-piaffe movements. $30 dollar denim jumper is
worn over $300 full-seat white breeches and custom Koenigs. Her horse,
Fleistergeidelsprundheim ("Fleistergeidel" for short) is a 17.3-hand
warmblood who was bred to make Grand Prix in a European nation where
his sellers are still laughing hysterically when they talk about 'zat
crazy American.' Despite being runty, his new owner fell in love with
his lofty gaits, proud carriage and tremendous athleticism. Never mind
that this talent was not revealed until he was chased by a rabid fox,
and has not been repeated since.

The hunter/jumper competitor is in a wide-striped polo shirt and beige
breeches. The polo is so folks will know they're a jumper rider until
they put on their shirt and stock tie. Baseball cap is mandatory after
a ride, in order to exhibit free advertising for that trainer's stable
for which they've forked over a mere grand or so per month. Her horse,
Neverbeenraced, is a prime example of American Thoroughbred. The coat
is deep bay, no markings, a textbook TB head (no jowl), and no unusual
conformational characteristics other than crooked legs. Perfect, just
perfect. The gelding has learned to count strides all by himself, and
asks in midair which lead his mistress would like to land on today.

The Eventer is always hunched over. Bent forward under the load, it's
from carrying three saddles, three bridles, three bits, and all related
color-coordinated gear to every three-day event on the East Coast, or
it could possibly be a defensive stance for protecting his/her wallet,
which is, of course, nearly empty after buying three saddles, three
bridles, three bits and all that color-coordinated gear. Looked down
on by the H/J set as "people who just run their horses at fences" and
by the dressage queens as "not pure dressage riders," eventers are
smugly convinced that they are in fact the only people in the world who
CAN ride, since the H/J's don't jump real fences and the dressage
queens don't ride real horses. One popular horse, Fastnhighasican, is
a Thoroughbred track reject who had never won (or placed) in a single
race. Perfect eventer! He has two speeds: gallop and stop'n'dump,
which are used at his discretion for all three phases of eventing. His
favorite stunt is performed at cross-country water obstacles where his
rider invariably stands up slimed in waist-deep, murky pond water and
threatens to sell him to Fleistergeidel's owner. Called "Hi-ass" for
short, Fastnhighasican delights in another hilarious speed variation,
the imfreeandyoucantcatchmegallop, a real crowd-pleaser. It brings
down the house when he stops and licks the Crisco off his legs before
continuing on to the merciless telephone-pole jump just ahead

Rooster traits

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ROOSTER - Traits

Direction West
Hour ruled
10th Hour, 5.00 pm to 6.59 pm

Western Zodiac
Virgo
Ruling Planet
Mercury

Gemstone
Pink Jasper

Season Mid Autumn
Month September
Least Compatible Sign Rabbit
Color Peach, Apricot
Celebrities
Severiano Ballesteros, Duke of Edinburgh
Career
Advertising, stage acting, human resource management, Public Relations and Financial management.
Energy Yin (Positive)
Symbolism Represent aggressive behavior, alertness and the evening of life
Good traits Resilient, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Patriot, Industrious
Bad traits Blunt, Conceited, Rude, Impatient, Aggressive, Bossy
Leisure Fishing, gardening, swimming, hiking, mountain climbing

Love Life: Roosters are very reserved about their personal emotions and feelings.Roosters can be highly critical of their partners, often expecting too much of them. Roosters also need partners who will deflate them when they are a bit too high on themselves and who can take their constant boasting.

Career : Roosters are more motivated than most of the other Signs in the Chinese zodiac, and generally make their careers a top priority in their lives. They are generally successful individuals who reach the top of their chosen professions.The occupations best suited for the Rooster are Acting, Armed forces, Insurance , Music, Dentistry, Banking, and Accountancy.

Personality : The Rooster is a flamboyant personality, feisty and obstinate. The Rooster is the tenth Sign of the Chinese Zodiac. It is a Yin Sign associated with the Metal Element. The Rooster is also a trustworthy, hardworking individual. Roosters have the ability to take life as it comes, and indeed may appear a bit too relaxed for the nerves of their intimates.The Rooster is pretty good at handling his finances.

Likes : The favorite color of the Rooster person is peach, and their Lucky gemstones are diamond, ruby and topaz. They like fishing, gardening, swimming, hiking, and mountain climbing.They like a nice walking stick, an engraved flask, or new clothes of the more stylish varieties.

Dislikes : They do not like dishonesty or mockery of any sort. Roosters dislike people with bad hygienic habits, and will avoid them in public. They also dislike being made fun of, impoliteness, and unmotivated people

Gemini

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The Twins
May 22 to June 21

Traditional
Gemini traits

Adaptable and versatile
Communicative and witty
Intellectual and eloquent
Youthful and lively

On the dark side....

Nervous and tense
Superficial and inconsistent
Cunning and inquisitive

Gemini! About Your Sign...
Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless. They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project as apparently purposelessly as a butterfly dancing from flower to flower. To them life is a game which must always be full of fresh moves and continuous entertainment, free of labor and routine. Changing horses in the middle of the stream is another small quirk in the Gemini personality which makes decision making, and sticking to a decision, particularly hard for them.

Since they lack the quality of conscientiousness, they are apt to fight a losing battle in any attempts they make to be moral (in the widest sense of the word). Their good qualities are attractive and come easily to them. They are affectionate, courteous, kind, generous, and thoughtful towards the poor and suffering - provided none of the activities resulting from expressing these traits interferes too greatly with their own lives and comforts. They quickly learn to use their outward attractiveness to gain their own ends, and when striving for these they will use any weapon in their armory - unscrupulous lying, and cunning evasiveness; escaping blame by contriving to put it on other people, wrapped up in all the charm they can turn on. In their better moments they may strive to be honest and straightforward, but self-interest is almost always the victor. If things go against them, they sulk like children.
Also like children, they demand attention, admiration, and the spending on them of time, energy and money, throwing tantrums if they don't get what they want. They reflect every change in their surroundings, like chameleons, and can become pessimistic, sullen, peevish and materialistically self-centered if circumstances force them to struggle in any way. If the conditions of life become really adverse, their strength of will may desert them entirely. They can become uncertain of themselves, either withdrawn, or nervously excitable worriers, sullenly discontented, hard and irritable, with "Self" looming ever larger in their struggles. On the other hand their versatility can make them very adaptable, adjusting themselves to control the world around them by means of their inherent ingenuity and cleverness.

Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their concentration, though intense for a while, does not last. Their mental agility and energy give them a voracious appetite for knowledge from youth onward, though they dislike the labor of learning. They easily grasp almost everything requiring intelligence and mental dexterity, and are often able to marry manual skills to their qualities of mind. Their intellect is strongly analytical and sometimes gives them so great an ability to see both sides of a question that they vacillate and find it hard to make decisions. But their intelligence may very well be used to control and unify the duality of their natures into a most efficient unit. If faced with difficulties, they have little determination to worry at a problem until they find a solution - they will pick the brains of others. In their intellectual pursuits, as in other departments of their lives, they risk becoming dilettantes, losing themselves in too many projects which they follow until they become difficult.

In love they are fickle, not intentionally so but because of the basic inconsistency of their emotional nature, which has an amoral aspect to it. Their is a side to Geminians which can become deeply involved emotionally, and another, hostile to sentimentality, which stands back from a romantic situation, laughing at it and the protagonists in it, including themselves while analyzing it intellectually. Gemini subjects take nothing seriously. So, in love, in spite of their temporary depth of feeling, for the intensity of involvement lasts only while it is new, they are superficial, light-hearted, cool, flirtatious and unimaginative in the understanding of the pain they may give others. They like intrigue, the excitement of the chase, but once they have caught the prey, they lose interest and look around for the next creature to pursue. In less serious situations they make witty, entertaining companions, good acquaintances rather than friends. Even at their worst they are never dull - there is usually playfulness below the surface, and they can be brilliant conversationalists - but they can also be quarrelsome, prattlers, boasters, liars and cheats.

Geminians can be successful in many walks of life though their general characteristics tend to make them unreliable. They are often skilled manipulators of language, in speech and writing, and may be: debaters, diplomats (though in politics they are more interested in theory than practice), orators, preachers (brilliant rather than profound), teachers, authors, poets, journalists, or lawyers. In business any work which combines quick-wittedness with a change of surroundings suits them; working as a traveling salesperson, brokerage work, or dealing with the public in any capacity is right up their alley. Because they are dispassionate, logical, rational and analytical they make good scientists, especially in the fields of medicine and astronomy. They can also make excellent members of the Armed Forces, for they take danger no more seriously than anything else and can earn themselves a reputation for devotion to duty and heroic acts. In the arts they may excel in music, painting and sculpture. They make good psychic researchers of a sceptical kind. Negatively they can degenerate into confidence tricksters, thieves and even adepts in the black arts.

Possible Health Concerns...

Gemini rules the arms, shoulders, hands, lungs and nervous system and its subjects need to beware of diseases and accidents associated with the upper part of the body, as well as nervous and pulmonary disorders such as catarrh and bronchitis. Their mercurial nature may also affect a constitution which is not strong if it is put under strain.

You are prone to taking unnecessary risks and wind up harming yourself or others in the process. Sometimes pursuing pleasure too vigorously could also qualify as risk taking.

LIKES
Talking
Novelty and the unusual
Variety in life
Multiple projects all going at once
Reading

DISLIKES
Feeling tied down
Learning, such as school
Being in a rut
Mental inaction
Being alone

PROBLEMS THAT MAY ARISE FOR YOU, AND THEIR SOLUTIONS

As with all sun signs, we all have unique traits to our personalities. When these traits are suppressed, or unrealized, problems will arise. However, with astrology we can examine the problem and assess the proper solution based on the sun sign characteristics. As a Gemini you may see things below that really strike home. Try the solution, you most likely will be amazed at the results. If you find yourself on the receiving end of the negatives below, it is because you are failing to express the positive.

PROBLEM: Being superficial could be a big problem for you in your overall relationships with others and also in getting ahead on many jobs where you must endeavor to dig deep and learn something thoroughly. This is the worst Gemini trait of all.
SOLUTION: To make a conscious effort to control this trait is the best approach to take to this problem. If you make a commitment to something or someone you should mentally force yourself to keep that commitment where possible. This will be hard but it can, and has been, accomplished by many under this sign.

PROBLEM: Not one who cares for peace and quiet, you create your own problems with loved ones by picking arguments or tale carrying from one to the other then stand back and enjoy the show.
SOLUTION: While this may relieve your boredom, it is something that you should not let happen as it could easily go out of control and cost you the love and companionship that you desire. When you feel like doing this it would be better to take a long walk and let the feelings pass.

PROBLEM: Boredom is one of your biggest problems and you could easily fall into mischief if you do not find ways to alleviate it.
SOLUTION: You have a great many creative talents and if you put these to work for you in some sort of hobby or project you will find you do not have time to be bored, also, other physical activities should be considered: workouts at the gym, racketball, hiking, etc..

PROBLEM: You could have health problems brought on by overindulgence of food, drink, or the night life which only gets worse as you age.
SOLUTION: Tame your urges and save the party times for weekends only and then try not to overdo it. By keeping everything down to a mild roar you may not have to fight off diseases such as obesity or cirrhosis of the liver.

PROBLEM: You may have the problem of not being able to keep a spouse or a lover due to your pursuit of the opposite sex.
SOLUTION : Cultivate the habit of not flirting with every attractive person you see and make up your mind to be a true and loving spouse, or don't commit until you are really ready to do this.

Your ruling planet is Mercury
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Mean distance from the Sun (AU) 0.387
Sidereal period of orbit (years) 0.24
Equatorial radius (km) 2,439
Polar radius (km) 2,439
Body rotation period (hours) 1,408
Tilt of equator to orbit (degrees) 0
Number of observed satellites 0

Some more interesting facts about your sign:

While no animal appears to be associated with your sign other than the wolf in which is seen to be the nurturing force for another set of 'twins', romulas and remus. The twins themselves are their own sign representatives.

The color of choice for Mercury in Gemini is GREEN

Your starstone is the moss agate. It has been shown to be beneficial to the health of Geminis who are suffering from circulatory problems and has been shown as an aid to getting your intuitive feelings tuned to a higher pitch. It is also an aid to relieving depression. There is another gemstone which is used for Gemini and that is the emerald, but the moss agate vibrates to the levels of your ruling planet, Mercury, and therefore is much more beneficial for you.

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RE: STARSTONE CONTROVERSY
There is, and always have been, a controversy over "starstones". Starstones are NOT birthstones. I give you here in these pages the stones that are called your starstones, (planet stones), which viberates the strongest to your planet or sign, NOT to the month that you were born. I would also like it if those who think they know precisely what their stone is to go to the library and reference some good Astrology books such as 'Parkers Astrology'. Sorry for the confusion, but confusion over this topic has raged for hundreds of years.

this week, i am a slacker this is going to have to be a two parter!!!

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so i am a slacker This is for the week of May 31st to Jun 3rd

so wed i had a long day at work, (9am-12 pm) it was rough, then a manicure next door, back to acton to beautify for Jess' Graduation (CSUN) that was hot long and boring! Off to the Odessy to eat and drink and be merry!! Only i didnt drink, and the highlight of my eating was the green beans!! they were awesome! the table that had our boss and Lo's and Phillipino craker was the loudest! then Big Steve got toasy and started dancing by himself HI_LARIOUS!!! a Drunken Tai man dancing i dunno that anythign is funnier!!! i almost got a porsche, philipino crakker gave me his valet slip shoulda kept it and drove it!! so my shoes stayed on for all of 10 min for the graduationand then never made it back on my feet! then we went home tried to drink had a glass and a half of wine and i fell asleep. i am OLD!!!

thurs i faked a hangover and didnt have to go to work yeah!! so a lot of nothign got done, i discovered the tastiness of fries and gravy!! YUMMM, we tried to swim but there is an infestation somewhere of wasps and they took over the pool, so no swim for us, instead i opted to wash my horse half nekky and burned my back! bad burn #2 of the summer! so then i get e message from hooligan thinking i was at work asking when i got off since he took back the rental truck, so i went down to burbank picked him up from work and to get eddy's bike so he would stop whining. of course we pamped and boy it was HOT! one of the hottest, and the hottest i can rememeber well hee hee u will hear about this later....

Fri- work :(

sat Geniouses decide to go to Venice on sat and of course it takes an hour to park we walk the boarwalk i saw lots of apintings that made me jealous, after 2 hours went home to get ready for the rodeo in town. So at the rodeo i promptly start at the beer booth, dont like beer but that is all they serve there, so i saw a bunch of people i havent seen in forever like always Fair and Rodeo are like Mini reunions!! love it! also saw my old mounted fake cop buddies! i really need my own truck and trailer so i can do that again! of course by this time i was half drunkand watched the half-time show thing from the top of a giant tractor! pretty cool so the only even i saw and actually watched was the barrels. i missed everything else do to my socialness!! hee hee. Good times!! Fair is coming in 3 months!!!!

my birthday cont.....

2006-05-30T15:31:00.000-07:00

so.. the festivities continued, with sat... sat 80's party sat, spent the afternoon shopping by myslef !! thanks Poop!! so she was on the phone while i was at the store, saw a poofy prom/bridemaid dress i really wanted wear but it had too many visible stains . so i settled for some legging type pants!! OH i forgot there were these GOLD!! MC hammer pants!! had i had something to wear with them i would have bought them!!. so i find a mini skirt, i will have pictures one day..so Poop and her friend came over, i finished gettign ready, and we went out.. we were early so we offered to help, this is where we all come to learn about the OCD i have!! i was not even fully fully aware of it till that night. people start coming, i am still streaming, i didnt find out till yesterday that wearing a mini-skirt that i was TOLD covered my ass and hanging up streamers is NOT a good combo! so anyway the party went on, more random people, i drank and drank and drank the special punch and NOTHING not a buzz !! So sad that was my only goal for the evening was to get toasty, never happened. so even though i wasnt toasty i still have no judgement or common sense when it comes to doing the no no. Even though i didnt really want to i agreed to go upstairs with someone Dum, i feel soo bad for many reasons,first Hooligan, even though technically we arent anything i know he would be done if he found out, and vice versa if he did this with some random chick in havasu i would be done, and 2 it wasnt that good, (this will come back to play), it was awkward,i was TIRED, yeah overal not good. so anyway the party was fun for the most part, Sun was starting out as a boring day untill i get a phone call from Jess crying, Buddy one of her horses had died! this was tragic for many reason's 1) he was young only 7 or 8, 2) it was a FREAK thing that never in a million years could u have thought somethign like that could have happened. So after a fight with the body hauler guy he was on his way and so was i to acton. After that was all taken care of i went back home. Mon was meant for cleaning, untill lovely Brian called so we (poop and I) could meet him for lunch and catch up and compare. so yeah he now knows in great detail my anatomy, and felt the need to describe it to me NOT FUNNY!!! also not funny was that the day before i had found out that apparently Party boy was a VIRGIN!!! OMG!!!!!! Who in this day and age is 21 and a VIRGIN???? so yeah, i almost threw up felt sick all day sun then the horse thing, and now writing this i feel sick again, and THANK GOD i wasnt at Barnes when Brian Felt the Need to Announce to EVERYONE there that Party Boy losthis V. GREAT to the girl that you could see her ass when she was hanging up streamers! YAY what a way to be remembered - back to cleaning!!! untill way late, finally realized the time, went up tp acton and talked to hooligan most of his drive back from havisu, i even got him to make a detour only slight about 5 miles out of his way!! It was worth it!! so i finally got ot bed after 3 in the morn when he got home. today soo sleepy!! boring, funny guy not so funny today!! it was me not his fault!! i am too sleepy. ok going now!

Currently listening:
To Love Again
By Chris Botti
Release date: By 18 October, 2005

My birthday so far..

2006-05-27T03:25:00.000-07:00

so far my birthday has been intersting.... starting yesterday (fri) apparently it was ex-bf day. i get a call from mr moon, just a littel quick just called to say hello. We plan on meeting in June!! (hee hee this is funny because we only live like 5 miles from each other)!!, ACB calls (not an ex) and comes by to drop off my present. THANK YOU for not getting me anythign living!! u see last year he go tme Boo! while i LOve the little assface i am trying to limit my pet intake, THe 2 dogs i have now, ENTIRELY his fault!! Flower i got because he pointed her out, he felt that i needed two deaf dogs instead of one. THANKS!! then The puppy i blame on him since we went there (jamie and I) to visit him but he wasnt there, we were leaving and there were these three adorable Heeler puppies!! Just what i had been wanting, Heelers with No tails!! so of course i put a name on one, Yeah THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!! SO he gave me ENTIRLEY TOOO MUCH!!!! THANKS YOU!!! i can;t say it enough!! anyway later on i get a call from Hooligan being loud and obnoxious lovley. At least he isnt in jail or badly injured!! Ok so on the way to citywalk My most recent ex calls!! wtf?? i mean really? while i am glad they all called it was just a little strange and i tried my hardest not to pick a fight even though it was just nagging me to. but i was good!! so at saddle ranch we had a few drinks, with our VIP body guard Don Juan hee he, and watched people fall off the bull pretty entertaining, jess and i got some shot of who knows what for my b-day Thank you bartender man! then they decide to go to the nudey booty. while i dont mind going to the nudey booty i am happy in the back area where i can send mean signals with my eyes unnoticed, NOOOO they decide to tell them it is my b-day DAMMIT!!! that means i get to get ON-STAGE with all the girls lap dancing, NOT FUN!! i dont need that many boobies up in my face i have my own thank you!! and i must say the quality of girls not as i had hoped. there were one or two that were ok the rest i might as well have been up there. But hey i got a t-shirt!! earlier in the day during my shopping expedition i get these pj pants that are AWESOME!!! they have my favorite sayiing on them: Gold Digger: Like a Hooker but smarter!!! YEAH!!! so i had to purchase them!! so overall it has been pretty good, i got to leave work at noon!! YAY got paid and all that wonderful Boobage was in my face Go me!! on a sadder note, i went to the northridge mall after work and saw a pet store-now nothing makes me ANGRIER than seeing these sick, worm infested puppies in cages with not enough ventilation and WAY too small for half of them. But what REALLY irked me was the boxer puppy they had, he was WHITE!! this is not a good color and they try to sell them as rare, 90% of the time they are deaf and have other problems, this poor 2 mo old puppy already ahd skin issues, his tail wich was 2 digits TOO long had hair missing. Now i had a white boxer and while i LOVED Mae Whitee more than anything i DO not rec this for anyone unless they plan on spending OODles of $$ on them, ALlergies,sensativity,sunburns, cancer and deafness are the MOST common things that affect them. why try to sell it for $800 in a pet store??? U got me. Oh it just REALLY rubs me wrong seeing all those dogs in there!! so nwo i am mad again thinking about this!! it is almsot 4 in the morning i need to be asleep!! so that is where i am trying to go. tomrow should be better the PARTY of the YEAR!!! BABIES OF THE 80'S YEAH!!! 80's themed party soo excited can't wait!!!!

hmm thursday

2006-05-25T17:37:00.000-07:00

what an interesting day it has turned out to be. hmm... so where to begin, i got to wrok EARLY!! that has never happened!! and no one to be proud was here!! yeah so man drama!! this time a different one!! the new guy we met the other nigh Sarge, yeah turnsout he is the worst one!! i never saw a guy pout so much in my life!! wow all because i was trying to be the good guy and upfront right from the get go. Yes i have a "fake BF" and he was told even when i am just dating someone i am ONLY with them. if he wants skeez around then see ya! so yeah anyway no message yet from funny guy. he was going to be busy today :( this really sucks, i really dont like not talking to him!! i dunno how this will end up, it is kind of interesting to see, i know i will be sad if it ends badly. There was something else that kind of ended badly today... Sarge guy apparantly thought that we were going to become something i am not sure what. He started getting a little carried away withthe uniform thing and what not so i bit the bullet and told him we were never going to become anything other than friends. well wow that set off a bad reaction. i think if he could yell online he would be!! OMG [16:43] cacowchik_99: i dont want to be a mood killeri just need to be upfront i guess because i had an incedent a few months ago with some other guy this what we are isnt going to be more than friends

[16:44] sgtbradleygh: ah....so....there would never be anything more than friends?
[16:44] cacowchik_99: probably not
[16:44] cacowchik_99: i have enough boy troubles
[16:44] cacowchik_99: as u read in my blogs
[16:44] sgtbradleygh: well so much for being open minded
[16:44] sgtbradleygh: oh well
[16:44] cacowchik_99: i dont wanna be a mood killer
[16:45] sgtbradleygh: it's ok. Im used to rejection. get it all the time. nothing new for me. life goes on
erased some stuff
[16:47] cacowchik_99: k hold on gotta fax brb
[16:47] sgtbradleygh: personally, I think it's dumb cause if a guy that comes along IS the kinda guy youd want as a BF, that whole situation basically fucks him from ever having a chance
[16:49] cacowchik_99: yeah well he is the guy i want
[16:49] cacowchik_99: so
[16:49] sgtbradleygh: well then have fun with that
[16:49] cacowchik_99: ya knwo what can u do
[16:50] sgtbradleygh: nothing, anything to try would be a waste of time. B UT if he is the guy you want then you need to get over this high school fake BF bullshit and make it a REAL situatoin.
[16:50] sgtbradleygh: cause anyone you meet will think, as I did, that you are still available since youre not "with" him 100%
[16:50] cacowchik_99: techincally i am
[16:51] cacowchik_99: i jsut dont want to be with anyone really

[16:51] sgtbradleygh: well see you are NOT available. you dont want to be with anyone, but you WANT him. that makes NO sense
[16:51] sgtbradleygh: at all
[16:51] cacowchik_99: yeah it does
[16:51] sgtbradleygh: because if you are available then that means you are not WITH anyone and if you wanna go out wiht someone else you can
[16:51] cacowchik_99: to me it does
[16:51] sgtbradleygh: but you dont
[16:52] sgtbradleygh: so that doesn't make senese
[16:52] cacowchik_99: that doesnt mean i cant
[16:52] cacowchik_99: i dont want to
[16:52] cacowchik_99: not can't
[16:52] sgtbradleygh: but if you dont WANT to go out, then why keep HIM around?
[16:53] cacowchik_99: because he is only around like once or twice a week
[16:53] sgtbradleygh: yeah well that was no different than what I was talking about
[16:53] cacowchik_99: what do u mean
[16:53] sgtbradleygh: I wasn't talking about DATING
[16:53] cacowchik_99: ??
[16:53] sgtbradleygh: nothing. dont worry about it. forget I ever asked
[16:53] sgtbradleygh: keeps it simpler that way
[16:54] cacowchik_99: ok
[16:54] cacowchik_99: anyway i just wanted to be upfront
[16:54] cacowchik_99: this isnt going to go past friends
[16:54] sgtbradleygh: and I will say to you, like I say to every other woman that gives me that line, thanks for nothing.
[16:55] cacowchik_99: i never said this would go anywhere
[16:56] cacowchik_99: what do u mean that line?
[16:57] sgtbradleygh: what do I mean? I mean Im good enough to talk to, good enough to be cute in uniform, and good enough to be a FRIEND, but never good enough for anythingmore. i get it ALL the time.
[16:57] sgtbradleygh: so it's nothing new.
[16:57] sgtbradleygh: honestly its why I dont meet people anymore, and why I dont go out anymore
[16:57] cacowchik_99: what is wrong with that?
[16:58] sgtbradleygh: I get tired of hearing the same old shit
[16:58] sgtbradleygh: thats why
[16:58] cacowchik_99: u dont want friends?
[16:58] cacowchik_99: u just want to "pamp"?
[16:58] sgtbradleygh: no I do NOT want just sex
[16:58] sgtbradleygh: but I dont want JUST friends either
[16:58] cacowchik_99: well then sorry
[16:58] sgtbradleygh: id LIKE someone who is open to MORE, but cool with starting as friends
[16:58] cacowchik_99: didnt mean to do that
[16:58] sgtbradleygh: like anyone else
[16:59] cacowchik_99: i never planned on anything other than just being friends
[16:59] sgtbradleygh: ah, but you yourself said "we'll see" when I said what if we were into one anohter
[16:59] cacowchik_99: that was the whole "NON" date
[16:59] sgtbradleygh: so what was that? to make me feel good?
[16:59] sgtbradleygh: yeah , ok sure, I imagined that
[16:59] cacowchik_99: no
[17:01] cacowchik_99: i like talking to you i do i think ur nice but i didnt have that "attraction:" (?) i guess i dunno how to say it
[17:02] sgtbradleygh: of course not. no one has that "attraction" to me. Im an unattractive nice guy. so I will forever be stuck in the friend zone...well Id rather have no friends than to be told Im not good enough. so take care
[17:02] cacowchik_99: OMG

so yeah another one bites the dust!! i dunn oif u dont know anyone in town y would u rather have NO friends and a Poss Gf rather than friends?? that is a new one on me! Strange Strange

crazy thursday

2006-05-25T10:35:00.000-07:00

hmmm so so far today... i got here EARLY!! buy 30 min!! and my ex tested me! Y i am not sure. i havent talked to him in over a month, actually a minth to the day!! (i checked in my phone!! i am not wierd) my mother called ?? what is going on, i even wrote an actual email type thing to the funny guy! wow must be going crazy, kinda sad even he is not around. Hooligan is gone to havasou left last night. so he gone untill mon, my birthday is Sat yay!!! i and what am i doing?? going to someone elses party!! hee hee butit is an 80's party how can u pass that up?? crimped hair, blue eye shadow and all!!! i got a random message at 3 in the morn from Sarge, i think my new favorite word must be random.

so i took this personality quiz and this is what it says:

Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:

messy, irritable, depressed, fragile, worrying, emotionally sensitive, does not like to lead, phobic, weird, suspicious, low self control, paranoid, frequently second guesses self, dependent, unproductive, introverted, weak, strange, unassertive, submissive, familiar with the dark side of life, feels invisible, rash, vain, anti-authority, heart over mind, low self concept, disorganized, not good at saving money, avoidant, daydreamer, unadventurous

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Cautiousness ... 90%
Materialism... 83%
Peter pan complex ... 83%
Hypersensitivity ... 83%
Romantic ... 76%
Avoidant ... 76%
Histrionic ... 76%
Paranoia ... 76%
Artistic ... 70%
Religious ... 70%
Self absorbed ... 70%
Change averse ... 70%
Vanity ... 70%
Female cliche ... 70%
Dependency ... 63%
Extraversion ... 56%
Hedonism ... 56%
Work ethic ... 56%
Need to dominate ... 56%
Anti-authority ... 56%
Individuality ... 56%
Intellectual ... 50%
Sexuality ... 50%
Accommodation ... 43%
Mystical ... 43%
Narcissism ... 43%
Physical security ... 43%
Orderliness ... 36%
Stability ... 33%
Interdependence ... 30%
Adventurousness ... 30%
Wealth ... 30%
Conflict seeking ... 23%
Physical Fitness ... 17%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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i am not to sure how i feel about that i dont even know if this will work or if u will just see random codes that would be fun!! going to try it

May 24, 2006

2006-05-25T10:34:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Sleep deprivation,Security guards, and cock blocking...
Current mood: crazy
Category: Life

hmmm ..... so this may be a long rambling add type of blog. i have only slept for two hours out of the past 48. I do not reccomend this!! where to begin. it has been a while and i dont remmebr the last one so i may repeat myself... Yesterday Jamie and i went to dog class, again Lucy the Beagle Not so beagle like, she didnt want her bait, and she wasnt very cooperative. I may trade her for a pug!! Now how to tell Aunt Liz..... after handling class Hooligan calls, and we get in a fake fight about him going to havasou (sp) for 5 days with all the T and A that will be flying around, and how he will leave me if i were to go see another dude or something i dunno in the middle of our fake fight (it reallywas fake since we were laughing) I stop and say WAIT we shouldnt even be having this conversation!! and so yeah.. whatever we are, it is good for now. i like not having to worry about what is doing in havasou because it is not my place, that and the fact that he will be too busy doing stupid boy stuff like drinking and riding his bike and going out on the lake to bother i think.. whatever...so yeah on to the next subject....i was looking down at my desk calander today and noticed on May 30th Big E wrote Eat some chinken!! that is Random!! y chicken?? dunno male brains sometimes u just have to not even try. um so back to yesterday.. i am going home and i get a phone call from Brian (not Hooligan Yet another Brian with an I, that makes 3 total in my phone!! ) so he is saved as "Brian!!" He invites Poop and i to go out drinking with him. Sounds fun only plan on staying a little while i have to work in the morning. but that doesnt stop me!! so we go to this random hotel/bar and have a few drinks i mean litterally a couple, Brian is toasted so is his friend Lexi Quite entertaining, while i was trying to order my second drink from the bartender (who was quite cute i might add) he kept wwalking by. some other random dude bought whatever i wanted since i whine about my birthday so the bartender never remembers!!!! Good Ol Brian saved the day by asking him!! and he got a smile and another drink!! WTF?? I have never in my life been forgotten about at a bar!! and to get cock-blocked by a guy?? something just isnt right here!! we all laughed and laughed about it because according to other eyewitnesses he has "female Friends" ummm yeah... ok sure. but after that and my pouting, and LAUGHING at brian and Lexi since they were toasty we all staretd talking to the security guards the whole 2 of em... yeah that brings me to my next point... Poop and i have this Knack for doing and finding our selves in THE most random situations u can imagine. we got theset wo guys' life stories!! i dunno what happened but we tlaked to them till 4 in the morning!!!! WTF how random is that? they were nice and we were laughing at the young'n trying to be kool and himself do the cockblock thing but he wasnt quite sure how to!! HAA HAA overall very entertaining evening. i drank two drinks and not a buzz for me. something is wrong with that picture. So 2 hours of sleep later i woke up late and had to work all day! now i am in the deliourous crazy state liek a crak whore on Caffene. this brings me to my next point The funny guy! the funny guy is out of town in wash dc and new york since sun i think. So workdays are boring!!!! since poop dissaprears for hours and never comes back to entertain me she is FIRED. so now my days are dull and lifless and i actually look foward the the messages i havebeen getting him while on his trip. i think today was the first one where he was sober!! apparantly he bought me a present! al though in this message he claims he was buzzed but i think he was sloshed. there was also a random I miss u thrown in for good measure. WHile i am not against the whole idea, it made me realize i miss him too! that isnt good, for one he lives in the OC i live in the very northern part of LA co. drive 20 min from my house and u are in Kern Co, Drive 40 E from my house and u are in San Bernadino Co. so the whole distance thing is a problem. iguess really that is the only problem. well throw in the fact i havent actually met him yet and i am messed up in the head so ya know it makes for an interesting relationship. He isnt coming back untill Fri afternoon which means i wont talk to him unitill mon probably a WHOLE week!!! dammit this suks!! they are all gone Hooligan is gone he is gone if not for the security guard/ex-marine (his name is now Sarge) and hooligan talking to me today i may have gone crazy!! I need my Mochi Soulmate COME BACK!! hee hee that was a tad dramatic even for me!! ok so now tha tthis has turned into a novel and not much of what i wanted to cover has been covered i better stop now. Untill next time thank you faithful readers all 2 of you!!!!!!!!!!!

Currently listening:
Stand Still, Look Pretty
By The Wreckers
Release date: By 23 May, 2006

The beer gut song !!!

2006-05-25T10:33:00.000-07:00

i only slept 2 hours THNKS GUYS!!!! so forgive me
Current mood: exhausted
Category: Music

ha haa the funniest song!!
D TOP - D... - Da Yoopers Lyrics - Beer Gut Lyrics

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
HE USED A WHEELBARROW
TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODYS BAR
HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
AND WOODYS BRAND NEW CAR
2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS
AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER
SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

CHORUS:
BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
STAND UP IF YOU CAN
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG
AT DROOPY AHOS WEDDING
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND
AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ
'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID
I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE
BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Currently listening:
Back to Bedlam
By James Blunt
Release date: By 04 October, 2005

May 22, 2006 again

2006-05-25T10:29:00.000-07:00

Monday, May 22, 2006

haa haa it is true what can i say!!
Current mood: crazy
Category: Life

>>>GEMINI<<<
>Nice.
>Love is one of a kind.
>Great listeners
>Very Good in bed.
>Lover not a fighter, but will still punch your lights out.
>Trustworthy.
>Always happy.
>Loud.
>Talkative.
>Outgoin
>Very forgiving
>Loves to make out
>Has a beautiful smile
>Generous
>Strong

Currently listening:
Stand Still, Look Pretty
By The Wreckers
Release date: By 23 May, 2006

May 22, 2006

2006-05-25T10:26:00.000-07:00

This weekend ineresting but this blog is not
Current mood: blah
Category: Life

so this weekend..... yeah

well fri night i was drunk dialed! sadly this isnt the first time it has happened, although it was the first time that he has called me this drunk. Sat ran errands boring stuff found out He didnt even remember calling... Nice.. tried to scare him with a story about how we drove to mexico and got married, but i am a horrible liar and it didnt work. Sat evening/night is when the weekend started to get interesting. first whenever the two of us are left with no plans and have to make up our own it is INTERESTING, first i got the bright idea to dye my hair, well not really dye but make the under side blond-ish. now i know i caould NEVER be a blond!!! but i like it! one day if Poop ever regains conciousness i will have a picture of it. so after the bleach and dye from her hair friend our brain, i REALLY wanted to go out, so we end up at the gay bar, she knows the security guard, and the bar tender there, anyway so my first time at a gay bar and i get hit on my a DUDE!! please ... but i dunno it was ever so slightly better than poop who was molested just about by a shim. HEE HEE makes me laugh!!!! And all i can say Melly is i would be on that boy like White on Rice!! so yeah and there was a bar fight but it wasnt really a "fight" the whiny kid got hit once and re-enacted and re-told the story the whole night!! whiney bitch! there were several other people that were going to hit him had this guy not done it. so yeah anyway that night we were out till 4 good time good times, sun, ran more errands, got wild hairs up my ass decided i wanted chalkboard paint, and glow paint, and am going to modify my room a tich, Brian (yet another Brian, that makes 3) called YAY!!!! it was his birthday and we couldnt for the life of us remember his # last night at midnight when he turned 21!!!! so we met him for cofee/tea for me. that was nice then wne t back home to make my hair blonder, cleaned Boo's tank, went to jess's i swear i got more phone calls than i ever have in my life yesterday!! between just Jess and Hooligan! it is a SAD monday for me!! No Funny Guy!! :( the vibe here isnt the same, and now i dont know how i will be entertained all week!!! i am sad!! i may have to really work!! and Hooligan is going to havasou for 5 days, so i really will have no one to BUG!!! and poop is scared she already knows that she alone can not keep me entertained!!. 5 days till my B-DAY!!!! YAY for me i am going to be OLD!!

Currently listening:
How To Save A Life
By The Fray
Release date: By 13 September, 2005

May 20, 2006

2006-05-25T09:55:00.000-07:00

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Friday!! yay
Current mood: weird
Category: Life

so yay it's fri!!! (well it was until 45 min ago) This Friday was a very interesting one!! :lets see it all started this mornign with Jess Big E and I ALL sleeping until 8 that has NEVER happened before as either Jess or I and up at the latest by 7. soo all are rushed and the bike never made it home still in Burbank!! So that already dampened the wonderness of Friday!! Then on the way Mr moon calls me totally random haven't heard from him since a few days after the weird night we had. He was on his way to a horse show or something, talked to him for a while. Very strange!! Already and I have only been up for less than 3 hours!! So we get to work at almost 11 (oops) so they goes on and on a few fights with the fax machine, and yelling at the computer that I will kill it if it freezes! In the afternoon during what has no become a daily chats with "the funny guy" We somehow get into a Serious conversation, now this only last for about a half hour but again something not quite right about this whole day. (in case your counting that is 3 wired things). So as we are leaving to go to Burbank to pick up the hay Big Don Juan had to get to save the day for the 500th time, Hooligan out of the blue starts texting! Very odd, it is a lame conversation hey! And What up and a few Dope's thrown in for good measure, so finally I call and ask if he is ok since he is sort of using one word answers. So we talk maybe 10 min, he tells me how he just got really "wigged out" (his words not mine thank you) by his feelings. How he felt he has known me for years, so comfortable, bla bla so on whatever. So some how we get to talking about this whole thing he apologizes for being a dick, and I tell him it is fine, we had this talk a LONG time ago (well a month) and the situation hasn't changed, apparently he thought that since I told him about my "feelings" and he told me about his that all our little rules were going to be forgotten?? I am not quite sure where this conclusion came from, but hopefully now things are a little clearer. We'll see. So we end up on Burbank eating dinner with big e and big don Juan. Followed by traffic on the way home, and on my own way home somehow I get the WORST traffic I have ever seen on the 14. It took me an hour!! To get from Acton to palmdale. That is 20 miles, it took an HOUR, I was about to play Chinese fire drill with myself just to pass the time!! In the end I made it, no fire drill necessary and now I have a million and a half things to do tomorrow and again am I sleeping?? No way had to blog what was one of the strangest Fridays I think I have ever had.

Blog from May 18, 2006 #2

2006-05-25T09:53:00.000-07:00

Thursday, May 18, 2006

oh yeah I forgot!!!
Current mood: ditzy
Category: Life

soo I forgot the best part of today!!! I was going into the garage at jess' this morning like I have done a MILLION times before (since I basically live here) and the door opens inward so I stand there open the door and SMACK!!!! I hit myself in the head!!! Now I have a REALLy sore spot on my head!! Nice, so next time u hear someone say they walked into a door they may just be telling the truth!!! So any of you who never believed me when I say I have no depth perception I will remind you of this story!!!!!!!

FYI: while I was never a member of MENSA I WAS a member of GATE!!!! In Jr. High so what happened to me???

Currently listening:
Royal Highness
By Kottonmouth Kings
Release date: By 11 August, 1998

blog from May 18,2006

2006-05-25T09:49:00.001-07:00

How hard headed are they??
Current mood: amused
Category: Romance and Relationships

So I am slightly amused at the thought of the random hard headedness (new word #245) of boys. Hooligan and I haven't talked since Tues night I believe (may have been Mon) I am not sure, anyway he came by the office to day so him and Big E could go somewhere. It was a little awkward and wired having him stand there and try to read what I was i.m.'ing to Poop and the "Funny Guy" so I closed the window anyway that is just babble, I get a high five when he leaves -Nice ?? So later (well earlier this evening) I make Big E give me the skinny since I know they talked about it. So here is to the best of my recollection the conversation they had:
Hooligan: So have you talked to her?
Big E: Who?
H: Alix
Big E: Oh, well yeah, we work at the same place and we drive to work together
H: well I just don't know how to tell her I am not ready for a relationship or a gf right now
B. E: Dude she knows, she doesn't want that either, She doesn't care (imagine a slightly irritated tone and the F*bomb a time or two)
H: well I just don't know how to tell her
B. E: Dude, I just told you
And after that I don't really remember but that is the Jist of it. It sounds better when u say it than when u type it. But um yeah.... So while he is telling me this I am Screaming from frustration or something "I TOLD HIM BEFORE WE EVER STARTED ANYTHING!!!! I DON'T WANT A BF AND I DON'T WANT THIS TO BECOME A RELATIONSHIP!!!"
so yeah that was what happened today, anyway don't think I will be hearing from this one anytime soon. Which will make it very awkward when he comes up here on the weekends to ride his dirtbike! HAA HAA (evil laugh) but whatever, I am not mad just curious as to how many times it takes you telling a dude that u don't want that or that your not mad before they get it through their thick heads!!!!
So that is my random rant for the day... Oh I have another one Big E LIED!!!!! I don't get to ride to work on the BIKE!!! I am VERY VERY UPSET by this and must kik his ass!!!!
Oh yeah and apparently Jess and I are wonder twins! I was told today by a Rep of one of our lenders to say this phrase "Wonder Twins Powers Activate...." Only he couldn't finish the phrase, I had to do it for him and all he could come up with was ice bridge!!! So Philipinno Crakker (he is half Phillipino and half White) this is for you!!!
"Wonder Twins Power Activate in the form of an ICE BRIDGE"

Currently listening:
Eyes Open
By Snow Patrol
Release date: By 09 May, 2006

random myspace stuff

2006-05-25T09:49:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

yay for survay
Current mood: tired
Category: Quiz/Survey

100 kinda

1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Reno

2. Last word you said: bring me breakfast PLEEEAAASSSSEEEE

3. Last song you sang: Jesse Carly SImon

4. Last person you hugged: Poop and Bookstore Boy

5. Last thing you laughed at: The Funny Guy (i laughed with him not at him for the record)

6. Last time you said I dont remember: yesterday

7. Last time you cried: actually cried a few months ago maybe longer

9. What color socks are you wearing: None

10. What's under your bed: oh ... many things, pictures,it is a storage unit under there! i am not even sure

11. What time did you wake up today: 7 ish i was late!!

12. Current taste: the taste of hunger

13. Current hair: it is in a bun-like mop

15. Current annoyance: Insurance Boy talks really LOUD

16. Current longing: breakfast!! i am hungry

17. Current desktop background: a Flower of some kind

18. Current worry: time to grow up :(

19. Current hate: i dont hate, i dont like that word

20. Current favorite article of clothing: the ones that fit me!

21. Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex: eyes, personality

22. Last CD that you listened to: Carly Simon, no i think i was listening to cotton mouth kings on the way to work

23. Favorite place to be: outside, riding

24. Least favorite place: right now at the office

25. Time you wake up in the morning: 7 ish

26. If you could play an instrument: i play the piano,flute i need to learn the guitar

27. favorite color: black

28. Do you believe in an afterlife? yeah

29. How tall are you: 5'4" ish not EXactly sure

30. Current favorite word/saying: yeah

31. Favorite book:Stiff,

32. Favorite season: Seasons??? late late spring right before summer

33. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: um. no one really if i dont talk to you anymore there is a reason

36. What is your career going to be like: i am going to be rich!!! and my company will run itself with my little minons

37. How many kids do you want: 0

*HAVE YOU EVER...*

39. Said "I love you" and meant it: Yes

40. Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: yeah mr red fish and i had a very violent relationship. RIP little buddy

41. Been to New York: no

42. Been to Florida: yup

43. Been to California: a time ot two

44. Been to Hawaii: not yet

45. Been to Mexico: yeah, i am no longer able to drink tequilla

46. Been to China: Korea that is close.

48. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: no that would be scary if my crazy dreams came true!!!

52. Do you have a crush on someone: um curiosity more than crush

53. What book are you reading now? blogs! hee hee like little mini novels

54. Worst feeling in the world: getting kiked in the face by a horse that was pretty painful!! oh yeah and that whole heart breaking stuff that suks too

55. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? 5 more min, how do i shut this thing up

56. How many rings before you answer: depends on who is calling

57. Future daughter's name: i cant even name my girl dog that i have had for 8 months!!

58. Future son's name: senor jefe

59. What do you sleep with? all my clothes i have yet to put away

61. Wish were here: i wish i were home

63. Piercings: ears tongue belly button

*THE EXTRA STUFF*

64. Do you do drugs: I say nope to Dope and all others

65. Do you drink: spritzer, one or two a month

67. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: garnier long and strong

68. What are you most scared of: failure

69. What clothes do you sleep in: usually my unmentionables

70. Who is the last person that called you: Jess at 6 30 this morning!

71. Where do you want to get married: outside

72. If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: more assertive and outgoing

73. Who do you really hate: i dont use that word

74. Been In Love: close enough

75. Are you timely or always late: i am always late and i dont like it

76. Do you have a job: yea, i have joined the office squad sad i know

77. Do you like being around people: only certain ones

Best feeling in the world: happiness and comfort

80. Are you a health freak: i need to be

81. Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: um no they have all been different i thnk

82. Do you want someone you don't have? not really i always get what i want hee hee

83. Are you lonely right now: nope

84. Ever afraid you'll never get married: nope

85. Do you want to get married: i want a formal party

86. Do you want kids? no

*IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*

87. Cried: Nope

88. Bought Something: Gas that was a sad day

89. Gotten Sick: nope not yet

90. Sang: yes

91. Said I Love You: Nope

92. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: Nope

93. Met Someone: i meet peopel everyday

94. Moved On: i had nothing to move on from

95. Talked To Someone: Yes.

96. Had A Serious Talk: um half way

97. Missed Someone: felt a tinge but it is gone now

98. Hugged Someone: Poop and Bookstore boy

99. Yelled at Someone: i yell in my car while attemting to make it sound liek singing!

100. Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: Nope

Currently listening:
Reflections: Carly Simon's Greatest Hits
By Carly Simon
Release date: By 04 May, 2004

myspace blogs

2006-05-25T09:44:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

r you serious?
Current mood: curious
Category: Romance and Relationships

so boys... What can I say cant liven with them cant strangle them!! So yeah Good ol Hooligan, now we aren't Technically anything more than friends and trying to explain our "relationship" to Bookstore boy last night made me realize just how complicated (? not the right word but the closes one I can think of) our "whatever it is" actually is. Ok here is the quick lowdown, we have been friends for a while like 6 mo or so, he is one of jess's BF friends and they all come up just about every weekend to ride their dirtbikes and drink beer and pretend to be manly. So we all have known each other a while, but anyway so yeah we a few weeks ago started something... I dunno what u call it, it isn't hooking up but not dating either. So anyway right from the get go before anything ever happened I explained I DON"T want a relationship or a Boyfriend out of this, I like you but I am working on ME. Plus I knew his stuff and he has a lot going on in his head and he felt the same so all is good...Well of course we talked everyday at least 2wice a day most of the time 3 and I would see him like 2-3 times a week. So in explaining this to bookstore boy his conclusion was we have a monogamous relationship minus the actual title. Since I would stop anything and everything if he were to have other friends (not out of jealousy but just out of the disease factor and the whole not my thing) and if I were to be seeing or anything with anyone else he would LOOSE it. So yeah, I met his parents already know some of his friends, so on and so forth. So yesterday I don't really hear from him all day no biggie whatever, he calls when he gets off work starts venting about the Shit of a day he had and somewhere in the venting throws in we are moving really fast then continues on... OK strange he hangs up in a wired voice/tone too but whatever chalk it up to a bad day. Anyway I don't hear from him until tonight when again he is in a crap mood and is Fishing for me to be mad, "r u mad?", "I can tell your mad", ur irritated aren't you" I am like why am I mad again?? I was a little confused as to y I am supposed to be mad. Apparently it is because he hasn't talked to me much lately all this while I am at work and bossman and jess and one of the LO's (loan officers) are all in our tiny office and the phone is on speaker, so I only get about every 5th word that and I'm not really paying attention... So i dunno what all else he said he went on about his day and what he was doing tonight, I dunno. Anyway he tells me to call him later since I am only sporadically muttering yeah's and no's and What?. So anyway that leads me to a mere hour or so ago I call him and the first thing out of his mouth: "so how pissed off are you" I'm Not. I explain I understand he has a lot of stuff going on we had this talk WAY before anything ever happened. Do what u need to do I don't want u to feel like u HAVE to call me to which he responds frantically NO NO that isn't it I do want to and it is kinda freaking me out bla bla bs Weenie talk!! So long story short he was at his friends working on an engine and in theory he is calling when he gets home.... So we shall see but the whole funny thing to me is I am not Crushed or mad or anything really I told him I would be sad yeah bummed yeah but I'll get over it! I wont be heartbroken or crushed. But anyway another day another drama.. There was more to it but this is long enough without the other random piddly drama........

Myspace Blogs

2006-05-25T09:40:00.000-07:00

I have decided to repost my myspace blogs on here just so that they may be a little more permanent
Here is # 1, well as i asuspected they dont save them!! so my wonderfull first blog has been lost in cyberspace!!

May 16, 2006

If my love life were a song!
Current mood: amused
Category: Romance and Relationships

Jesse - Carly Simon

Oh mother, say a prayer for me
Jesse's back in town, it won't be easy
Don't let him near me
Don't let him touch me
Don't let him please me

CHORUS:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh flowers for you
Jesse, I won't make the wine cold for you
Jesse, I won't change the sheets for you
I won't put on cologne
I won't sit by the phone for you

Annie, keep reminding me
That he cut out my heart like a paper doll
Sally, tell me once again
How he set me up just to see me fall

CHORUS

Jesse, quick come here
I won't tell a soul
Not even myself
Jesse, that you've come back to me
My friends will all say "She's gone again'
But how can anyone know what you are to me
That I'm in heave again because you've come back to me - Oh Jessie!

Jesse, I'll always cut fresh flowers for you
Jesse, I'll always make the wine cold for you
Jesse, I can easily change my mind about you
And put on cologne
And sit by the phone for you

Jesse, let's open the wine
And drink to the heart
Which has a will of it's own
My friends, let's comfort them
They're feeling bad
They think I've sunk so low

Jesse, I'll always cut fresh flowers for you
Jesse, I'll always make the wine cold for you
Jesse, I will change the sheets for you
Put on cologne
And I will wait by the phone for you - Oh Jesse!

boys wtf?? (written over 2 days) became something else entireley

2006-05-10T13:40:00.000-07:00

so because everyone and thier mother is on myspace i kind of have to limit a little bit whati talk about. everyone is already in code but you know. i really shoudnt care because afterall i did put a disclaimer, but in reality it is my life and if things are bothering me then people need to know. i do have to pat myself on the back though because i have gotten about a million and a half time better at this than i was. so anyway back on track boys! Somewhere on my forhead must be a sign that says: "if u are currently expiercin mental difficulties then please by all means call me!!" Especially lately, It all started probably a good month or two ago.... SO my friend ACB, he means well he does however..... it is sort of borderline stalking?? maybe, his actions are coming across more creepy than nice and thoughtful.. how do u tell someone other than the way i did which was something like:"we are never going to be more than friends. and it got wierd and u need to take it down a notch because the chance of U and Me is 0" I mean really that is pretty sef-explanitory there! i dont want to hurt the guys feelings or make it anymore of an uncomfortable situation but calling at least 2 times a day with at least 2 text'sinbetween a tad much especially when u aren't dating tha person. Now if i were dating a dude and he called and stuff that much i wuold really enjoy it but we arent he knows we never will, turning into creepy. so anyway that is the ongoing battle with that, dont know do i ignore him? but then that will hurt hius little feelings, but i make the mistake of answering the phone the for the next three days it is nonstop calling and such i dunno. i dont not want to be his friend buti dont want a stalker.

2006-05-10T13:32:00.000-07:00

so why does this want to work now?? this is my dog that has no name!!

burns!! cant load a picture how lame am i

2006-05-08T17:36:00.001-07:00

i am lame!! hee hee will try again at home! there is the link above though
So this is what happens when u dont wear sun screen and u spend the ENTIRE day outside wearing gloves! not a very good picture since it was taken off my phone this morning but u get the idea just times the red by liek 100 and slight tinge of purple and the white part is pretty accurate!! WEAR SUNSCREEN~~ it hurts to move lay down wear clothes everything,

2006-05-08T17:36:00.000-07:00

So this is what happens when u dont wear sun screen and u spend the ENTIRE day outside wearing gloves! not a very good picture since it was taken off my phone this morning but u get the idea just times the red by liek 100 and slight tinge of purple and the white part is pretty accurate!! WEAR SUNSCREEN~~ it hurts to move lay down wear clothes everything,

blogging

2006-05-08T17:33:00.000-07:00

hmm.... trying to blog but cant think here soo much stress in the office not good for my creative flow....

New photos of my horsies!

2005-05-23T00:03:00.000-07:00

New pics and some old ones of my ponies Tari and Lori.
Tari & Lori

2004-10-25T14:03:00.000-07:00

this is me and my pony lori running barrels as u can see she is kinda too big to be doing this!!!