todays topic is quiz/survey

this is quite possibly one of the best ones since i am an expert!!

i am trying to find a good one to post....

so after many minuetes of searching all the good ones have already been posted on this blog so u'll just have to search and see for yourselves!!

ok i did one but it isnt very funny


honesty and gobbledygook


From: Eternal Void


Don't take it if you're going to LIE.


1. What kind of shirt are you wearing?
john deere nothing runs like a deer

2. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
sure y not, i am the one with the herpes ( HAA HAAA)

3. Do you have "A thing" for anyone on your top friends?
no that i am aware of

4. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?
i only add people i know in real life, Big B and i are like 2 peas in a pod!!

5. How many kids do you want to have?
negative 6 <- that many i wishing for an early onset of meno pause

6. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
that is subject to interpretation. yes, that is what i am sticking with

7. What name would you want besides the one you have?
i cant even name my dog after i have had her a year and now u wnat me to name myself?? good luck with that one

8. What did you do for your last birthday?
went to citywalk to saddleranch, then was forced onstage at deja-vu, BASTARDS!! it was actually painfull!! some chick slammed on my legs and i thought i was going to suffocate from all the boobs in my face

9. What's your current ringtone on your phone?
who is calling? the underpant gnomes sing, or kanye raps about gold diggers or ashlee sings about not stleaing boyfriends, oh and justin sings about sexyback

10. What time did you wake up today?
7 ish

11. What were you doing at midnight two nights ago?
i think i was talking on the phone. settling wierdness

13. Do you like having your hair pulled?
dirty place......

14. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
the weekend yeah i cant wait to wash my horse she is dirty oh joy!!

15. Last time you saw your mom?
this is a good question, it has been a while

16. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
riches!! $$$$$

17. If you won $300,000 , what would you do with it?
buy stuff that will make me richer!! invest

19. Have you ever talked to Tom?
is tom even real?? he isnt like some urban legend??

20. Last thing you ate?
brownies thank you title rep man now i feel sick!!

21. What's your favorite month?
May

22. Least favorite month?
the cold ones

23. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
socks from Jess i never think to have those around

24. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
no one a few hours ago that was a different story!!

25. Most visited webpage?
my email page

28. Last person to make you sad?
dam boy! the "fake" one

29. Would you take a bullet for your best friend?
sure

30. Favorite kind of soda?
mountain dew or cherry coke

31. If someone you hated died, what would you do?
nothing and i dont hate people

32. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
on the cheek does that count?? that is the most action i have had in a while! the dogs yesterday and my horse licked my head this morning

If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:

"Don't Lie Survey"